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Sheepsuma is tired. Apparently SOMEONE decided to schedule a tea party right in the middle of their naptime. She just wanted some sleep please and thank you! Sheepsuma wonders why Grian is coming, none of the other Hermits have ever visted Sumacraft, so why would one be interested now?
This train of thought causes Sheepsuma to start thinking about her old friend Bdubs. Both of them had a shared love of sleep, and enjoyed terrorising the other Hermits into taking care of themselves. They played pranks together and would wake up and silently watch the sun rise together. BdoubleO was like the non clone brother Sheepsuma never had. When Sheepsuma left Hermitcraft to live in Sumacraft, she thought that Bdubs might write or visit her. That never happened. Sheepsuma isolated herself from the other Xisumas after that. It was just too painful to build a friendship with them, only to have some quirk of theirs remind her of Bdubs.
Anyways, back to the tea party. Everything had been set up and all the Xisumas except for the original Xisuma and Grian had arrived at the party. Sheepsuma was seated next to Hypersuma. Now, don't get me wrong Hypersuma is a perfectly lovely individual but Hypersuma is also very hyper and very talkative. Sheepsuma just didn't have the energy to put up with that at the moment.
"Sheepsuma! Sheepsuma! Guess what!" Hypersuma asked excitedly.
"What is it?" Sheepsuma responded in an annoyed tone of voice
"Okay so the other night I was at Baristasuma's house for a sleepover. I drank like half of his coffee supplies while he dozed off to Legally Blonde on the television. Legally Blonde was sooo good by the way! I really liked it. Pauline the hairdresser was awesome!" Hypersuma rambled quickly.
"Would you please for the love of Joel, god of the sky and patron of Stratos, get to the point!?" Sheepsuma said exasperatedly.
"Finnnnnnne. If you really insist, I will. After I drank the coffee I realized it was very late and that I should probably go to sleep, right? So I started to count sheep in my head to help me go to sleep. Spoiler alert: it didn't work. But counting sheep made me think of you! That's why I decided to sit next to you today!" Hypersuma took a deep breath. Apparently rambling can take a lot out of someone.
"Do you know how offensive it is to mention sheep around persons who dress in sheep themed clothing!?! It is extremely offensive!" Sheepsuma yelled at Hypersuma.
"Let me get this straight. You are mad at me because you are a furry. As a solution, STOP BEING A FORKING FURRY AND DONT GET MAD AT ME." Hypersuma said, volume escalating with every word.
At that point, everyone had stopped talking to watch the fight between Sheepsuma and Hypersuma. Suddenly a portal opened up right next to the table. Grian walked out first, looking bewildered. Then Xisuma walked out and exclaimed "Xisumas, Xisumas, you are both lovely human beings. Stop fighting and buy some of my fungus pickles!"