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Olivia Benson fumbled with her keys as she finally reached her apartment door, the weight of the day pressing down on her shoulders. Her feet ached in her boots, her shoulders were tight from hours at her desk, and the knot in her neck from that last tense captain’s meeting with McGrath wasn’t going anywhere. She had been dreaming of her couch and the soft comfort of her robe all the way home from the precinct.
A hot shower. A quiet couch. Maybe some mindless TV with Elliot and Noah. That was all she wanted.
She unlocked the door and stepped inside, sighing with relief as the familiar scent of home—warm and faintly like coffee—wrapped around her. But something was… different.
The apartment was quiet. Too quiet. No faint hum of video games or the soft sounds of YouTube videos from Noah’s room. No clinking dishes from Elliot making something in the kitchen.
And then she smelled it.
Lavender.
Olivia frowned, sniffing the air as she toed off her boots and shrugged out of her coat. Lavender meant candles. Lavender meant her self-care nights. She hadn’t had one of those in weeks.
She followed the scent toward the living room, already bracing for whatever mischief Noah—or, more likely, Elliot—had cooked up. And when she reached the doorway, she stopped dead.
There he was.
Elliot Stabler.
Sprawled on her couch, legs kicked up on the ottoman, wearing… her pink terry cloth robe.
Olivia blinked, once. Twice.
Not only was he in her robe, which she’d once declared “sacred, untouchable territory,” but he also had a perfectly applied green face mask covering his face. The sight of Elliot Stabler—detective, ex-Marine, perpetually rugged and gruff—reclining like he was at a five-star spa with a pastel robe and facial treatment was so absurd that Olivia didn’t know whether to laugh or start recording.
And as if that weren’t enough…
On the TV, the theme music to The Bachelor was playing.
Her mouth fell open.
Elliot cracked one eye open at the sound of the door and gave her a lazy, too casual smile. “Oh. Hey.” His voice was even, like she hadn’t just caught him in the most ridiculous crime of domestic betrayal.
Olivia crossed her arms. “What… is happening here?”
Elliot stretched, making the robe’s belt slip dangerously loose around his waist. “Noah said it was spa day,” he said matter-of-factly, like it was a perfectly reasonable explanation. “So I thought you wouldn’t mind.”
Olivia’s eyebrows shot up. “Spa day?”
“Yeah.” He gestured lazily at the coffee table, which was a scene of chaos. Her expensive lavender-scented candle was lit. Her jar of night cream—her very expensive night cream—was open, a little streaked around the edges. There was even a plate of cookies, likely Noah’s contribution, and a bottle of cucumber water sweating condensation onto a coaster.
“Noah said you do the whole thing,” Elliot continued, completely unabashed. “Masks, robes, snacks, and what he called your ‘comfort show.’ So… here I am.”
Olivia’s eyes narrowed. She took a step closer, pointing accusingly at the TV. “Is that The Bachelor?”
He hesitated for half a beat. “…Maybe.”
“You swore you didn’t like this show. You called it ‘mindless dating nonsense.’”
“It is mindless dating nonsense,” he said defensively, sitting up straighter. “But—listen—I was waiting for you. And then, you were late, and… the cliffhanger from last week was killing me.”
Her jaw dropped. “You watched ahead?”
He winced, then tried to smile charmingly under the face mask. “Not the whole thing! I just… previewed it. For your benefit. Quality control.”
Olivia shook her head, fighting the laugh bubbling in her chest. “You know this counts as cheating, right? We were supposed to watch that episode together.”
Elliot leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees. “C’mon, Liv. I saved the rose ceremony for us. And anyway…” He held out a hand. “You can join me. Spa day’s more fun when it’s a team sport.”
She stood there for a long moment, biting back a grin. He looked ridiculous—her tough, stoic Elliot, all broad shoulders and serious eyes, in a pink robe with green goo on his face, caught mid-binge of the very show he had sworn he would never touch. And yet, he looked… happy. Relaxed. Like he belonged here.
Olivia exhaled, finally giving in. “I can’t believe Noah talked you into this.”
“He didn’t have to try that hard,” Elliot said, his voice softer now. “I like seeing what you like. Even if it comes with… uh, green slime on my face.”
That hit her unexpectedly in the chest, and she found herself smiling as she disappeared down the hall to grab her robe.
When she returned, hair pulled up and face freshly washed, Elliot lit up. “See? Now it’s a proper spa night.”
She dropped onto the couch next to him, and he immediately draped an arm along the back, pulling her in against his shoulder. The warmth of him, the soft hum of the TV, and the faint scent of lavender lulled her into comfort.
For a while, they watched in companionable silence, occasionally muttering commentary at the absurd drama of the show. Every so often, he’d sneak a glance at her, like he couldn’t quite believe she was really home, really here, really his to share this stupid, perfect domestic moment with.
At one point, Olivia caught him staring.
“What?” she teased, eyes glinting.
“You’ve got cucumber water on your lip,” he lied shamelessly, leaning over to kiss her softly. The kiss tasted like cookies and warmth and home, and Olivia sighed against his mouth, letting the day melt off her shoulders.
“Fine,” she murmured when he pulled back, “you’re forgiven for cheating.”
Elliot gasped, pressing a hand to his chest in mock offense as his arm tightened around her. “I did not cheat!”
“You totally cheated.” She gestured toward the TV, where a contestant was sobbing in a limo. “Watching the show without me is cheating. We had an agreement.”
“It was a preview,” he said, voice rising with playful indignation. “Quality control! I was making sure it was still worth your time.”
Olivia laughed, shaking her head. “You’re ridiculous. You even have my robe on—”
“And the mask,” he reminded her, pointing to his green-coated face. “If anything, I was being committed to your process. That’s devotion, Liv. Not cheating.”
Before she could reply, they both froze at the sound of footsteps.
Noah emerged from the hallway, hair messy from bed, holding a half-eaten cookie. He blinked at them, then at the TV, then back at Elliot in the robe. “Uh… are you guys fighting?”
Olivia turned to him, lips twitching. “A little.”
“No,” Elliot interjected. “We’re having a… spirited discussion.”
Noah tilted his head, clearly amused. “About what?”
“Your mom thinks I cheated on her,” Elliot said, as if it were a grave injustice.
Noah’s eyes went wide. “With who?”
“With The Bachelor,” Olivia said dryly.
Noah stared, then burst out laughing so hard he almost dropped his cookie. “I told you not to watch it without her!” he said, pointing at Elliot with all the righteous authority of a ten-year-old judge.
“See?” Olivia said, leaning back triumphantly. “Even he agrees with me.”
Elliot groaned, throwing his head back against the couch. “I’m outnumbered in my own spa day.”
Noah climbed onto the other side of the couch, wedging himself between Elliot’s arm and the cushion. “It’s Mom’s spa day. You’re just… a guest,” he said matter-of-factly, stealing one of the cucumber slices from the plate and popping it into his mouth.
“Traitor,” Elliot muttered.
They all settled in together after that, Olivia leaning into Elliot’s side while Noah curled up with his blanket. As the rose ceremony played out on screen, Elliot mumbled under his breath about “mindless dating nonsense,” and Noah elbowed him with a grin.
By the time the credits rolled, Olivia felt the kind of bone-deep peace she hadn’t had in weeks—her boys, a silly show, and a night that smelled like lavender and cookies.
