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#general
NeonLeonnn9000
guys back me up here
Bootyshaker9000
GET OUT OF THE TURTLE CHAT
NeonLeonnn9000
GUYS BACK ME UP HERE
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
WOAG. HIGH ENERGY TODAY
WHATS UP LIL DUDE
NeonLeonnn9000
ur shorter than me
irelevant
DONT DISTRACT ME
Bootyshaker9000
You literally have no idea how tall they are
NeonLeonnn9000
I SAID DONT DISTRACT ME
Bootyshaker9000
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE
NeonLeonnn9000
my fellow turtles
my brothers from another mother
my favourite siblings in the whole world
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
GAAAAAAAASP
R.A.P.H
oh no you did NOT
you BARELY know these turtles!! what the shell leo!!
NeonLeonnn9000
MY FELLOW TURTLES.
my brothers are being hypocritical fiends
FearlessLeader
I don't know if I want to know. Can I just not be a part of this
loving father of 1
shhhhhut up. im bored keep them talking pls
NeonLeonnn9000
tell my brothers i should be allowed to invite big mama to our christmas party
please
they're being so mean to me. they HATE me
loving father of 1
first of all. if i were brothers with you id also be mean
NeonLeonnn9000
RUDE???
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
dude,, you're mean anyways 🥲
loving father of 1
secondly
smoooothdonatello
wjo id big mama
Bootyshaker9000
A crime boss that runs an underground fighting ring who not only kidnapped and forced our dear Papá and Leon to battle in said fighting ring, but also was our Papá's ex.
NeonLeonnn9000
shes tooooootally chill now tho
Bootyshaker9000
SHE STILL RUNS THE FIGHTING ARENA
NeonLeonnn9000
no. she literally made me tea the other day
R.A.P.H
she made you tea???
when????? where??????????
when did you meet big mama??????????
WAS IT POISONED?????
NeonLeonnn9000
i think you guys would have found out if it was poisoned
R.A.P.H
with your track record
leo be serious
NeonLeonnn9000
.
now listen
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
dudes!! is she like your mom 😮
nobody in our family has a mom!!
smoooothdonatello
comt to hink of it, i gont tghink anyboyg that ew kfnow hasf a mon
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
are the only people you know in a support group for lacking a maternal figure in their lives
smoooothdonatello
i
no
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
we are our own support group 💪 ❤️🩹
R.A.P.H
big mama is NOT our mother
loving father of 1
are you sure
sounds like you guys could use one
Bootyshaker9000
What is that supposed to mean??
NeonLeonnn9000
did you just. call us motherless
loving father of 1
well its not like you're the fatherless ones in this chat
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
CAN WE NOT DO THIS AGAIN ✨💖
IN THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAYS ✨✨✨
loving father of 1
🖕
smoooothdonatello
im confuysed why voulf you invute her
i gont hingk ingiting exes is normal sogial ettiquite
NeonLeonnn9000
listen
tell me why
these bozos are allowed to invite BARON DRAXAM
who famously fought us for MONTHS before getting possessed by the shredder and then fighting us AGAIN
tell me why HES allowed to come but im not allowed to invite mom
make it make sense
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
dont bring draxum into this ヽ（≧□≦）ノ
that's our second father!!
even dad agrees!!!!!
NeonLeonnn9000
dad has bad taste
Bootyshaker9000
Exactly. Hence why we are NOT inviting Big Mama
FearlessLeader
Has she harmed any of you recently?
NeonLeonnn9000
literally no. we hang out. she literally spoils me rotten. that's mama right there
R.A.P.H
WHEN???????????????
FearlessLeader
I think you should invite her to your Christmas party
NeonLeonnn9000
SEE???? SERIOUS ME IS BACKING ME UP HERE. CMON. EVEN HE AGREES THAT SHE SHOULD COME
R.A.P.H
leo why. he's going to be so annoying about this now
FearlessLeader
Which Leo. Could be either.
Cough
Anyways
loving father of 1
you're so lame
FearlessLeader
We've always been advocates for giving people second chances
And if you're inviting Draxum, why not invite Big Mama?
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
yeah!!! it just means more parents to hang out with 🥳
Bootyshaker9000
Did I forget to mention that she runs a fighting ring and forced Leon to fight in it?
Or are we all collectively ignoring that very vital information.
FearlessLeader
Nobody's perfect
Bootyshaker9000
SHE'S COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST OUR FAMILY??
R.A.P.H
and humanity in general. thats. pretty important
like she is still. very much actively committing crimes against humanity
Bootyshaker9000
Yeah that too
FearlessLeader
I support women committing crimes
#women
loving father of 1
#women
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
#women
smoooothdonatello
#wemne
NeonLeonnn9000
#wemne
FearlessLeader
That was not what I was trying to type
#letwomencommitcrimes*
Bootyshaker9000
World's first mutant turtle feminist guys
loving father of 1
if you guys don't wnat to invite her then literally dont
kill leo if he tries idk
NeonLeonnn9000
wh
FearlessLeader
Do you always have to disagree with literally everything I say
loving father of 1
yes.
yes i do.
but also this could very easily turn into another karai incident. like REALLY easily.
FearlessLeader
Karai is family!
loving father of 1
yeah. she’s family NOW
after kidnapping us multiple times. and trying to murder our everyone we love. and leading the foot to our lair. and literally putting us in torture rooms
did i mention the trying to murder everyone we love part
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
you should invite big mama it would be funny
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
but it'll be so awkwardddddddd
R.A.P.H
I feel like we aint focusing enough on the “currently committing crimes against humanity” thing
like seriously
Bootyshaker9000
Humanity schumanity
She's been a pain in our shells literally forever and I, for one, find her use of made up words a disgrace to the english language
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
dudes
now i wanna meet big mama
i think we'd be so chill,,,,
loving father of 1
you know ltierally nothing about her
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
okay
listen
we're sending invites in liek 20 minutes
because it'll be rude to send them too late. the party is tomorrow, and it's already past christmas, and we're on a tight schedule here
donnie make ur vote and we shall discuss. like civilized people
Bootyshaker9000
Are you going to force us to sit through a powerpoint presentation again, "Dr Feelings".
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
Yes.
Bootyshaker9000
Prolonged sigh. Wonderful.
smoooothdonatello
i ligjetally donot know thsi womfn how am i supprsed to mak ea votge
NeonLeonnn9000
womfn 💔
smoooothdonatello
Fuck You
NeonLeonnn9000
😶
maybe if you spelled properly i wouldnt make fun of you
smoooothdonatello
you giys shoul get big mnama arerested
dontm invbite her
NeonLeonnn9000
WAIT NO
dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
VOTES CAST. FAM MEETING GO GO GO
NeonLeonnn9000
DID YOU DO THTA JUST TO SPITE ME
smoooothdonatello
yes. suffer
loving father of 1
nice🤝
FearlessLeader
Wow.
loving father of 1
suffer
R.A.P.H
alright we're gonna go talk. thanks for the opinions actually
hope you guys are having a nice christmas :D
if you celebarte
loving father of 1
you too big man
FearlessLeader
Let us know how the party goes!
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
guys we should have a party,,,,, we havent had a good christmas party yet with the full fam :3
smoooothdonatello
hnestly? im dwion
FearlessLeader
I'll invite everyone. Go have fun
pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
SHELL YEAH
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