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Engineer creates mobile phones & Scout becomes an iPad kid

Chapter 123: Medic be Medicing

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Dr GOD: I HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO CLONE PEOPLE!

Heavy: Malysh.

Heavy: You had eight hours of sleep yesterday

Heavy: Is only sleep you have all week

Heavy: Is Friday

Heavy: Stop.

Dr GOD: BUT, MISHA! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I COULD GET A NOBEL PRIZE FOR THIS! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE WORSHIP ME AS THE GENIUS THAT I AM!

Heavy: Ludwig.

Heavy: No.

Dr GOD: MIDHA!

Heavy: You are tired

Heavy: You are sleepy

Heavy: You are slowly falling asleep

Dr GOD: YOU CANT HIPNOTISE ME!

Heavy: Am not

Heavy: Am stating fact.

Dr GOD: I COULD CLONE YOU! TWO HUSBANDS! THAT WOULD. HE AMAingn!

Dr GOD: MISHABAVVVVVVVVVVVV

Heavy: And he drop

RED Engineer: Don't worry, Mike, I got him

Heavy: Thank you, Dell!

 

Heavy: Wait

Heavy: He can clone people??

RED Engineer: Nah, just chips

Heavy: Oh, ok

Heavy: Wait

Heavy: UNLIMITED SNACKS??

RED Engineer: Gosh darn it why did I say anything

SPY: Calm yourself, fat man!

Heavy: Don't call Heavy that!

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