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[TEAM RWBY >:D (and friends!!!)]
thunder thighs: SO UM
thunder thighs: WHAT THE FUCK
coco <3: yang wtf was that
vomit boy: yang??????
rubyrose!!!: guys she's literally on the way to the hospital give her a sec
yangxiaobong: snuvk my phobr on the amblunce lmfao
Ice Queen: Of course, you did.
rubyrose!!!: are you okay???
yangxiaobong: tecxiny witg one hanf so nope
thunder thighs: no kidding dude that bitch broke your arm
thunder thighs: that snap will HAUNT me
vomit boy: yeah but yang kicked his ASS
thunder thighs: damn fucking right she did
yangxiaobong: wheres blakr?
rubyrose!!!: she just ran out
yangxiaobong: nvm shes herw
coco <3: she ran all the way to the hospital???????
yangxiaobong: shed so oug of breah lmfao
yangxiaobong: alr they took her inside so i have her phone now
rubyrose!!!: hi blake :)
cinnamon roll: Are you okay? That was intense!
yangxiaobong: yeah im good
yangxiaobong: or
yangxiaobong: i will be
coco <3: good
coco <3: make sure to smack yang upside the head for me okay?
yangxiaobong: will do
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[TEAM RWBY >:D (and friends!!!)]
resident emo: update: they kicked me out
rubyrose!!!: but its okay because im here!
thunder thighs: is her arm okay???
rubyrose!!!: um
rubyrose!!!: i think we'll talk about it when shes ready
thunder thighs: that sounds bad.
Ren: Nora
thunder thighs: im being honest
vomit boy: guys its yang. im sure she'll bounce back no matter what
thunder thighs: honestly youre so right
rubyrose!!!: yeah
resident emo: sure
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[Private Messages between bumble 🟡 and bee ⚫️]
bee ⚫️: hey
bee ⚫️: u okay?
bumble 🟡: yeah
bee ⚫️: i know its bad
bee ⚫️: you can be honest with me
bumble 🟡: it hurtd like hell
bee ⚫️: im so sorry
bumble 🟡: jts not your faukt
bee ⚫️: it is
bee ⚫️: i should've dealt with him better
bumble 🟡: blake he fucking slapped tou
bee ⚫️: yeah and i always calmed him down before
bumble 🟡: before??
bee ⚫️: i shouldve done more
bumble 🟡: blake no
bee ⚫️: im sorry
bumble 🟡: no listen to me
bumble 🟡: what that asshole did is NOT your fault
bumble 🟡: he's the one who chooses to be an abusive piece of shit, not you
bumble 🟡: he's the one who decided to show up at your school and harass you in tbe midle of the cafateria, not you
bumble 🟡: i wont lie, it suxks that i cant do basketball anymore
bumble 🟡: but i will NEVER blame tou for it, okay?
bee ⚫️: okay
bee ⚫️: thank you
bumble 🟡: of course <3
bumble 🟡: i mean uh
bumble 🟡: i have to go they're taking my blood
bee ⚫️: okay lol
bee ⚫️: <3
bumble 🟡: :)
bumble 🟡: <3
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[TEAM RWBY >:D (and friends!!!)]
resident emo added Ilia Amitola
resident emo: there.
resident emo: now stfu.
Ilia Amitola: LETS GO
thunder thighs: HI NEW PERSON
Ice Queen: Who is this, Blake?
Ilia Amitola: SCHNEE????
resident emo: long story
resident emo: and this is ilia my childhood friend
resident emo changed Ilia Amitola's name to useless lesbian
useless lesbian: MEAN :(
useless lesbian changed resident emo's name to even more useless bisexual
even more useless bisexual: this is why your parents died
useless lesbian: this is why adam beats your ass
even more useless bisexual: fair play
useless lesbian: 👍
thunder thighs: INSANE????
useless lesbian: this is a biproduct of having to be around blake for 90% of both your lives
even more useless bisexual: love you too ilia
velvet <3: i love this. all of this.
useless lesbian: wait i know you i swear
velvet <3: physics?
useless lesbian: yeahh i sit in front of you and beret girl
coco <3: its coco
useless lesbian: right
useless lesbian: love your style btw
coco <3: thank you ;)
useless lesbian: gasp
velvet <3: we like your vibe too
useless lesbian: im so gay
even more useless bisexual: youve literally been here for two minutes...
useless lesbian: do not ruin this for me, belladonna.
even more useless bisexual: sigh
yangxiaobong: someone dave me from eternal botrdom
rubyrose!!!: who's dave
yangxiaobong: ill smother you with your own pillow.
yangxiaobong: better question
yangxiaobong: who's "useless lesbian"
rubyrose!!!: you
yangxiaobong: I WILL SMOTHER YOU.
yangxiaobong: YOU CANT BULLY THE DISABLED
rubyrose!!!: you have nerve damage its not like you lost your arm
yangxiaobong: it feels like i did...... 😔
rubyrose!!!: omfg
yangxiaobong: you love me
rubyrose!!!: yeah (derogatory)
useless lesbian: im blake's bitch
yangxiaobong: what???
even more useless bisexual: NOT true
even more useless bisexual: she's just a menace who gets no attention from her parents
useless lesbian: THEY'RE DEAD???
even more useless bisexual: yeah?
useless lesbian: i hate you.
useless lesbian: also is yangxiaobong the tall hot blonde lady who beat Adam Taurass to the ground
thunder thighs: ADAM TAURASS
yangxiaobong: yeah
useless lesbian: woah.
useless lesbian: nvm blake she's all yours
even more useless bisexual: i didnt even say anything
useless lesbian: buddy i felt you seething through the Best Friend Bluetooth
even more useless bisexual: lies
useless lesbian: you gay bitch
even more useless bisexual: @coco <3 @velvet <3
useless lesbian: wow. sending hot ladies after me?
even more useless bisexual: wait until she finds out pyrrha is in this gc
useless lesbian: PYRRHA NIKOS????
cinnamon roll: Hello! :D
useless lesbian: BLAKE...
even more useless bisexual: yes
useless lesbian: WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO GET A LITTLE WARNING THAT MY LIFELONG CHILDHOOD CELEBRITY CRUSH IS IN A GROUP CHAT WITH YOU.
even more useless bisexual: you never asked 🤷♂️
useless lesbian: ill strangle you.
useless lesbian: but you'd be into that
even more useless bisexual: kink shaming on main......
rubyrose!!!: @yangxiaobong
yangxiaobong: i honestly hope you fall off a cliff
rubyrose!!!: you'd miss me too much
yangxiaobong: unfortunately
rubyrose!!!: im telling dad
yangxiaobong: NONONONONO
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[TEAM RWBY >:D (and friends!!!)]
rubyrose!!! added Penny Polendina
Penny Polendina: Salutations!
rubyrose!!!: MEET MY NEW BEST FRIEND :DDD
yangxiaobong: what about weiss???
rubyrose!!!: she has surpassed best friend
yangxiaobong: OH???
rubyrose!!!: WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT
rubyrose!!!: JUST LIKE
rubyrose!!!: SPIRITUALLY
yangxiaobong: UH HUH.
rubyrose!!!: GO MAKE OUT WITH BLAKE
yangxiaobong: NAH THIS IS ABOUT YOU AND ICE QUEEN.
Penny Polendina: I can confirm that Weiss and Ruby have incredibly strong romantic chemistry!
yangxiaobong: HAHAHHAAHHA
Ice Queen: Excuse me?
rubyrose!!!: NOTHING HAHA GO BACK TO STUDYING WEISS
Ice Queen: Ruby, you need to study, too. I can see how distracted you are.
rubyrose!!!: sorry :(
rubyrose!!!: the words keep blurring together
Ice Queen: Would it help if I explained it visually?
rubyrose!!!: youd do that for me?
Ice Queen: Of course, if it helps.
rubyrose!!!: okay :D
yangxiaobong: gay........
rubyrose!!!: weiss said i should silence my phone so bye
yangxiaobong: the gay will haunt you.
rubyrose!!!: @even more useless bisexual
even more useless bisexual: yes
rubyrose!!!: make your girl stfu
even more useless bisexual: yang stop bullying your sister
yangxiaobong: WOOOOOOOW I SEE HOW IT IS.
even more useless bisexual: i say what i see
yangxiaobong: nobody loves me 😔
even more useless bisexual: you know that isn't true
yangxiaobong: yeah :)
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[TEAM RWBY >:D (and friends!!!)]
thunder thighs: nobody gon talk about how blake immediately knew who ruby was talking about when she said "your girl"?
coco <3: let the baby gays live
yangxiaobong: rude.
coco <3: until you've had a big lesbian orgy in the back of a gay bar, you are a baby gay
yangxiaobong: I retract my statement
velvet <3: aw coco :D
velvet <3: that's how we met
thunder thighs: why am i not surprised.....
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[TEAM RWBY >:D (and friends!!!)]
thunder thighs: WOOOOOOO
thunder thighs: WELCOME BACK YANGGG 🥳🥳🥳
yangxiaobong: i cannot believe this boredom has made me WANT to go to school
rubyrose!!!: she's too far gone.....
yangxiaobong: im literally right here
rubyrose!!!: sometimes i can still hear her voice 😔.....
yangxiaobong: sighs
even more useless bisexual: welcome back, yang <3
yangxiaobong: thank you :)
rubyrose!!!: THE HEART???
useless lesbian: what in the romcom
even more useless bisexual: go back to fucking coco or whatever you were doing
useless lesbian: ......so about that
even more useless bisexual: ..........
coco <3: yeah we move fast
useless lesbian: VERY fast
coco <3: ;)
velvet <3: did you two actually just pause our sex to text here
coco <3: sorry bby we'll get back to it <3
useless lesbian: yes ma'am
coco <3: be quiet, now
thunder thighs: FUCKING EW.
even more useless bisexual: oh my god.
useless lesbian: go get some bitches dumbass 🫶
even more useless bisexual: how are you still alive....
useless lesbian: your self control
even more useless bisexual: true that
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[Private Messages between bumble 🟡 and bee ⚫️]
bee ⚫️: what's wrong
bumble 🟡: wdym
bee ⚫️: i just watched you wince for the fourth time
bee ⚫️: what happened in gym?
bumble 🟡: nothing
bee ⚫️: yang
bumble 🟡: i caught the ball weird and it fucked up my arm
bumble 🟡: i cant even catch a fucking ball anymore
bumble 🟡: are you happy now?
bee ⚫️: of course im not happy
bee ⚫️: youre in pain
bumble 🟡: im fine
bee ⚫️: be honest
bumble 🟡: i am honest
bee ⚫️: yang please
bumble 🟡: i have to go
bee ⚫️: talk to me after, okay?
bumble 🟡: sure
bee ⚫️: <3
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