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Chapter 6: Collectively Stalking the Human Nuke

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Who knew adding alt text was as easy as img src="" alt="" instead of just img src="". I'm pretty sure nothing is broken but let me know if something breaks.

This chapter was brought to you thanks to finals seasons being upon me <33

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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my glorious blue eyed king
@strongestfanaccount666

I was going through all of #GojoSatoru ‘s socials for obvious reasons when I found the curse user/mass murderer/terrorist Geto Suguru making cameos in 2005-7. Like, the #JujutsuFiles SAY they had many missions together in 2005-6, but I was not expecting them to be friends.

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celebrating the first day of the holiday season in osaka 🚀🎆

It is a blurry photo with poor lightning. From left to right, Geto Suguru, Gojo Satoru, Nanami Kento, and Ieiri Shoko sit around a table with a beautiful spread of food in what looks like to be a regular dinning room. They are smiling at the person taking the picture. From left to right, Haibara Yu, Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, and Nanami Kento brush their teeth. Haibara and Gojo look directly at the camera while Geto has his eyes closed and Nanami looks down. From the way the picture is angled, it seems like Haibara took the picture.

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2:03 PM · Sept 16, 2018

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bro dont say that @bytebitememob · Sept 16
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how do you know they were friends?

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my glorious blue eyed king @strongestfanaccount666 · Sept 16
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Is this a trick question?

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my glorious blue eyed king
@strongestfanaccount666

Forgot to mention but Geto stops appearing after Gojo-kun posts these. They were posted a week after Gojo-kun was given the mission to kill him. I think it’s safe to say he was as surprised as (I assume) everyone else when Geto went rogue.

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I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be. I wish that I was what you wanted.

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2:47 PM · Sept 16, 2018

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another successful school day of goofing off and ignoring our sensei :P

A screaming Geto Suguru is holding a laughing Gojo Satoru in a bridal carry style Nanami Kento is off to the side smiling as he looks at his friends. Gojo Satoru and Haibara Yu smiling with their arms open wide.
A blurry photo of Gojo Satoru, Nanami Kento, and an unidentified guy their age with glasses laughing as they are splashed with water. They are all wearing their uniforms and are outside the baseball field. Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru making funny faces at the camera.

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Nanami Kento

Delete this.

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Haibara Yu

Don’t listen to Nanami! You took my good angle!!

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Gojo Satoru

i knew you were reliable haibara-kun!

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Ieiri Shoko

comment

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Gojo Satoru

when i told you write a comment i didn’t mean this

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Geto Suguru

We look ridiculous. Don't you know that the internet is forever?

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Gojo Satoru

so?

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Umeda Hideko

So do we think Gojo forgot that his Facebook is public?

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Suko Madoka

His Instagram and Twitter became private the minute they were leaked. He probably forgot Facebook is a thing.

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Ide Kazuo

he’s probably logged out. who hasn’t forgotten their facebook password by now. the only reason i haven’t is because i use marketplace XD

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Yamane Chiharu

I’m supposed to believe this is what the strongest sorcerer looked like when they started sending him on missions??? He’s a baby. And what about his friends? I doubt they are ALL the greatest sorcerers too

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Nishida Kou

Definitely not. The bowl cut kid is Haibara Yu. If you read the unabridged version of Gojo’s missions, you’ll see him listed as a casualty a handful of months after this picture was taken

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Yamane Chiharu

It was long, so I haven’t. But I will now! That’s terrible!!

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Higashi Eri

taking a screenshot of the comment section before gojo-san privates/nukes his account 🫡🫡🫡 im doing my part

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enemies to lovers original book preorders!
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Do we actually know what a technique from the #JujutsuFiles is? You'd think it should be pretty obvious but one of Gojo-san's techniques is “Six Eyes” and. I've seen his photos. That man does NOT have six eyes unless they are hiding under his shirt

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Jiro | count me in coach @kaguyasamalover826 · Sept 16
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unless… 👀🫦😛

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enemies to lovers original book preorders! @write_maggiekuroda · Sept 16
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Jesus meme where he says, “You are all blocked. None of you are free of sin.” It is captioned, “The people were ASTONISHED by his doctrine.”></div> <div class=

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beefing with Ashikaga Takauji since 1335 @historycalBuff · Sept 16
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also why do his techniques make him the strongest? sure, he has 2 but if you ask me something called missile fists sounds way more powerful. hope they clarify it eventually

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fushiguro megumi appreciator (i am 16) @somuchlovetogive · Sept 16
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you've probably only seen his younger photos. he uses a blindfold now (source: gojo-san's insta (privated but theres heaps of leaked pictures by now)). since magic is involved… i wouldn't rule anything out lmao Adult Gojo Satoru with his classic black blindfold facing the camera.

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enemies to lovers original book preorders! @write_maggiekuroda · Sept 16
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so he might actually have 6 eyes now fuck me sideways

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i love conspiracies <3 | taka-chan
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OPENING THREAD. Strongest sorcerer #GojoSatoru and terrorist #GetoSuguru were in a romantic relationship since their teens and Gojo-san purposely let Geto kill non-sorcerers to keep his gay lover from leaving him behind. Their separation was FALSE! HERE IS WHY!!!

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i love conspiracies <3 | taka-chan @romanceconspiracies · Sept 16
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do you guys REALLY think guy called the strongest sorcerer by the official japanese government cannot capture one guy for almost 10 years despite said guy having (at the time) a CULT and presumably killing people?? we know of at least 1 high profile victim: a CEO. thats not small fry. i remember seeing it on tv when it happened. stop lying to yourself

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Notes:

We don't glaze anyone here... with the sole exception of Gojo Satoru.

To those I promised on the previous chapter that Yuuji would appear on the next chapter... I fear you gotta wait one chapter more.

Notes:

I don't know how many chapters it will actually have. It's going to be at least 3, though. I'll keep writing as long as I have ideas or I reach the end of the canon events, whichever happens first. Because of this, I'll mark it as complete after Chapter 3 comes out.

Authors who frequently use work skins, I've got mad respect for you. This shit took so long. Shout out to these Twitter, Twitch, Google Search, and Facebook work skins. The others are mine.