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As Evan paced through isle after isle in the third store today, his anxiety grew harsher with every minute passing. He didn’t know how to get Tyler a Christmas gift. His exasperated look changed into a glowing one when he thought about food. He went into the cooking isle and gathered the proper ingredients to create the perfect cake for the two of them. Placing them in his small cart he checked more of the store to see what else Tyler would like. Remembering that he likes video games ever since Evan introduced GTA to him, he grabbed the newest Call Of Duty game and went to the checkout.
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It was only the day before Christmas Eve and Evan wasn’t even close to being ready. Recording with his friends got in the way quite a bit and the rest was spent editing or sleeping. So he was scrambling to get the cake ready by tomorrow. He told Tyler that it was his turn to shop and, after a bit of arguments, Tyler agreed and headed out. This gave Evan enough time to wrap him present and get started on the cake mix.
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When Tyler came back he closed the door quietly so he could sneak up and scare the shit out of Evan. He went and placed the bags down on the couch to muffle the sound and crept over to the lit kitchen. He popped his head around the corner and saw Evan putting the final touches on a lovely looking chocolate cake. Tyler snuck up behind Evan right as he was basking in the glory of this beautiful chocolate cake he created.
“SURPRISE BITCH”
Evan screamed as Tyler grasped his shoulders firmly.
“wHY DID YOU DO THAT I NEARLY KNOCKED THE CAKE OVER YOU DICK.”
“Because I saw the opportunity and took it. It’s always fun scaring you.”
Evan clenched his chest
“Jesus you need to stop that.”
“Listen if you die I’ll bring you back nerd. What’s with the cake though?”
Evan’s eyes widened at the question and hesitated to answer.
“It’s..it’s nothing. I’m making it for a friend.”
Tyler rolled his eyes, seeing right through Evan’s plans; he was a god after all.
“Really? You sure it’s not for little ol’ me?”
“First of all you are 6’5” and second all you said before you were 200 thousand years old.”
“Holy shit how did you remember that..”
“I may be human but don’t you dare underestimate my memory bitch.”
“Ok..but really who’s the cake for you suck at lying.”
“Fucking...for you..”
“You cute motherfucker!”
Tyler grabbed Evan in for a bear hug. Crushing Evan to the point of him wheezing out.
“yo-u’re wel-com-e”
“Oh shit sorry.”
Evan gasped for air as Tyler released him.
“Sorry, my strength sometimes gets active at random. You good?”
“Don’t worry I’m fine!”
Tyler smiled happily.
“Let’s eat the cake now!”
“I was going to save it for tomorrow but fuck it.”
The two grabbed their own slices of cake and went into the living room and turned on the tv. As Evan scrolled through channels he noticed Tyler was really moving. He looked over to see him with eyes glowing and the fork still in his mouth.
“Tyler are you ok?”
Tyler took the form out of his mouth and with the most shocked expression Evan has ever seen he said this:
“Teach me how to bake like this you goddamn wizard.”
