Chapter Text
“the losers club”
AUGUST 9, 2021
trashmouth™: WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS
trashmouth™: AND LOOK AT TODAYS DATE
eddie my love: shut the FUCK UP ITS EARLY
trashmouth™: BUT UR AWAKE???/
trashmouth™: ANWYAY LOOK
eddie my love: ITS JUST A
eddie my love: oh my god its august 9th
eddie my love: ITS AUHUST 9TH??????
trashmouth™: YEHA 🤩🤩💥🔥💯🌟💥
eddie my love: THE EMOJISFJSKSHSJL
queen bev: NO FUVJIN WAY ??
queen bev: TIME ISNT REAL IM SO SICK
trashmouth™: I KNPW WHAT THW FUCKK
queen bev: also good morning im only awake now bc eddie SCREAMED
queen bev: fucj u eddie
eddie my love: FUCKJDFSJKJS SORRY!!!!!!
queen bev: YEAH YEAH
trashmouth™: LMFAO
trashmouth™: i miss ny being woken up by eddie screaming was hilarious
queen bev: not for me 😤
eddie my love: IT WASNT FUCJING FUNNY I HATE U
eddie my love: getting pushed out of bed every morning for A MONTH STRAIGHT SUCKED
trashmouth™: nothing straight abt sharing a bed with a guy eds 😏
trashmouth™: ESPECIALLY during pride month
eddie my love: im goin gback to slepe
trashmouth™: NO WAIT COME BACK MY LOVE 😢💔😭💔😢💔
eddie my love: ill think anout it
eddie my love: okay i thought about it
trashmouth™: what did u decide
eddie my love: too lazy to sleep again
trashmouth™: LETS GOOOOOOOO 💯💯💯
eddie my love: SHUTJSKHSJDF
queen bev: BILLS ONLINE bill save me theyre being gay.
big bill: KSJDSKJS good morning bev
big bill: i see richie is continuing his new habit of using emojis…..
big bill: for Every Single Message
eddie my love: u should see his messages to just me im gonna scream
eddie my love: actually no u shouldnt
queen bev: ???#@%$/
eddie my love: forget i said anything
queen bev: HELLO?
eddie my love: I SAID FORGRT IT
big bill: I am once again asking everyone here to Think Before You Type
trashmouth™: EDS WHATT H EUVJ Y WOULD U SAYD THT
trashmouth™: STAN IS GONNA LAUGH AT ME FOR THUS O KNWQO IT
big bill: you two are INSANE
eddie my love: FUCK………….
queen bev: I CANT STAND U FUCKERS
trashmouth™: MOBINF ON
queen bev: OH BILL CHECK THE DATE !!!
big bill: ???
big bill: wait omg
eddie my love: AUGUST 9TH
big bill: oh my god
big bill: OH MY GOD
mikey: NO WAY IT’S BEEN TWO YEARS ALREADY
mikey: (thats me ignoring richie and eddie acting up)
big bill: KSJDSKDFSJ HI MIKE <3
mikey: GOOD MORNIGN BILL!! <33
mikey: I MISS NY TOO BTW
mikey: TAKE ME BACK RN
queen bev: SOBS I MISS U GUYS SM
queen bev: YALL NEED TO COME BACK SOON!!
queen bev: BUT FIRST. AUGUST 9TH
mikey: SCREAMS
trashmouth™: WHERES STANIEL AN FBNE
queen bev: BENNNNN STANNNN COMEHREE
big bill: stan’s online!!
staniel the maniel: That I am
staniel the maniel: Good morning everyone :)
big bill: hi stan <3
staniel the maniel: Mike, Bill <3
staniel the maniel: Also I’m going to pretend I didn’t read some of the previous messages
trashmouth™: GOD
staniel the maniel: Happy loser’s club anniversary, guys! <3
staniel the maniel: The years are flying by
mikey: HI STAN <3
mikey: AND RIGHT?? where tf is the time going
mikey: anyway happy two years to my favorite group of losers ily <3
queen bev: HAPPY TWO YEARS WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE U GUYS
staniel the maniel: Two years of suffering through a friendship with Richie…
staniel the maniel: Just kidding :)
trashmouth™: WSKDJSJKS thx stan B)
benjamin: hi good morning guys!
benjamin: sorry i just woke up sksjsks
queen bev: hi gm hon 💕 DID U SEE TODAYS DATE
benjamin: GOOD MORNING DEAR <3
benjamin: AND I DID
benjamin: happy losers club anniversary guys!!! oh my god!!! :D
trashmouth™: "hon" "dear" how old are yall again
benjamin: aren’t you older than me…
benjamin: by a few months…
benjamin: :/
big bill: KSJDKSD get him ben
queen bev: but im older than him FUCK maybe he has a point
benjamin: SKSJSKS but i like being called hon :(
queen bev: OHMYOGFO
queen bev: ILYSM
benjamin: PLEASE ILYSM2 <3
trashmouth™: this is like watching ur parents interact im gonna be sick
big bill: you say that nearly every time they interact ksjdksj
big bill: which is. every day……
trashmouth™: YEHA AND?
benjamin: bev i think we have to ground richie again :(
trashmouth™: WHATT EHFUCJ
benjamin: SKSJSKD u brought this on yourself!
queen bev: HDSDSJKHF UR RIGHT BEN
queen bev: RICHIE. UR IN TIMEOUT. GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE
trashmouth™: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
queen bev: fly high vine 🕊️🥀💔
staniel the maniel: You’re about five years too late, Bev
queen bev: OH WELL
eddie my love: FUCKSKJKJSDK U TWO ARE SO DUMB
queen bev: NO U
trashmouth™: NO U
mikey: *frantically googles "list of pet names your parents would never use"*
eddie my love: that sounds like a buzzfeed article
big bill: I’d read it
benjamin: i see whose side mike has taken 😔
mikey: BENSDKJFDS FORGIVE ME
benjamin: SKSJSKS I FORGIVE YOU MIKE IT’S OKAY!!
staniel the maniel: I think we're fine, Mike
staniel the maniel: Unless “sweetheart” is outdated in Richie’s eyes
big bill: i hope not, that one’s my favorite
mikey: gay
staniel the maniel: Very
big bill: KSJDSKJD yes 😌
eddie my love: ew :/
mikey: BITCH
mikey: i hate gay ppl (eddie)
eddie my love: FUCKSKDJSKLF
trashmouth™: hmmmmmm ok ill allow it
big bill: wow I actually wasn’t expecting that
benjamin: i??
benjamin: I assumed all of those were on the same level,,
big bill: richie’s mind is a strange place
benjamin: you’re not wrong about that sksjsks
mikey: oh thank god
mikey: richie if i ever Do sound old tell me Immediately
trashmouth™: u can count on me mike B)
staniel the maniel: Why do you still insist on using that instead of the actual sunglasses emoji
eddie my love: its his brand
trashmouth™: its my brand
staniel the maniel: Right…
benjamin: so in sync :o
mikey: rich does this scare u 😎😎😎😎😎
big bill: richie’s biggest fear……. the sunglasses emoji
trashmouth™: WKJSDNFDKHFK FUCK
queen bev: HELSDSJKFB i cant stand u bitches goodbye!!
queen bev: sorry ben and i are cute 🙄
staniel the maniel: You’re forgiven
queen bev: TYTY STAN <3
staniel the maniel: But for the record Mike, Bill, and I are cuter
queen bev: w
queen bev: EXCUSE ME?>#$%?
benjamin: SKSKSJSK OKAY THEN
mikey: FUCKSJDHSJKS
mikey: NO NO HE’S RIGHT!
staniel the maniel: Of course I am
staniel the maniel: But thank you Mike :)
eddie my love: we are not doing this again.
benjamin: we can all be cute!
big bill: idk I agree with stan……….
benjamin: alright understandable have a nice day 😄
big bill: thank you ben KSJDSKSJ
trashmouth™: boring u guys should fight it out instead
benjamin: NO
benjamin: I’m a pacifist :(
queen bev: YEAH LEAVE HIM ALONE RICHIE
big bill: WHY WOULD I FIGHT BEN I absolutely will not
big bill: I will give him a hug instead
benjamin: OH YAY THAT’S MUCH NICER
trashmouth™: damn ok B(
big bill: anyway where were we
staniel the maniel: I believe we were freaking out about the group chat's anniversary
benjamin: we were!
benjamin: and I just? can't believe it's been two years??
mikey: literally how like……..
big bill: it feels like it's been longer
big bill: but it's just been. Two Years
big bill: how is that possible
trashmouth™: two years since that fateful day……..
eddie my love: here we go again
trashmouth™: when i, Richard Tozier, was struck by a brilliant idea
trashmouth™: wait wdym “here we go again” eds u love this story?
eddie my love: i have no idea what u mean
eddie my love: KIDDING ILY AND UR STORY
trashmouth™: WKDJSJSWKSJSK THANK YOU MY LOVE 😍🥰🥺😘
eddie my love: QUITSKJDFKJ
staniel the maniel: It’s far too early for this…
benjamin: too early for what?
staniel the maniel: Richie and Eddie’s antics :/
mikey: DKFJDKFJ
mikey: it’s ALWAYS too early for them
queen bev: that goddamn EMOJI
trashmouth™: SHUT UP
trashmouth™: ALL 3 OF U
staniel the maniel: I will not!
trashmouth™: >B(
big bill: bev you mean the
big bill: what is it called again
big bill: this one 🥺
queen bev: pleading eye emoji v.v
queen bev: it makes me SICK coming from richie only ben can use it
benjamin: SKSJSK do i even use it that often omg
queen bev: sometimes and its very cute <3
benjamin: oh yay :')
benjamin: I’ll use it more then!
queen bev: JHSDSDKF FANTASTIC NEWS
benjamin: SKSJSKS 🥺
eddie my love: idk i like it
trashmouth™: omg eds 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
eddie my love: rich 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
eddie my love: god that felt unnatural never again im sorry
trashmouth™: ill cherish this moment forever 😍
eddie my love: GOOD U SHOULD
queen bev: im gonna 🔫
benjamin: BEV ☹️☹️
queen bev: IMSORRYDSKJFHDKS
mikey: awww they're so sweet together *gags*
big bill: MIKE KSKSJDJKSJ
staniel the maniel: LOL
eddie my love: FUCKING BYE
trashmouth™: ok mike. as though u and still arent like that every day.
big bill: still???
mikey: WHO’S STILL???/?//?
mikey: wait
benjamin: I assume it’s bill and stan’s names together,,?
trashmouth™: DING DING DING BENJAMIN DOES IT AGAIN
big bill: OH
big bill: richie…
benjamin: SKSKJSK YAY
benjamin: but why did you combine them like That omg,,
mikey: I KNEW IT what the fuck rich
staniel the maniel: And here we see Richie yet again showing off his non-existent creative skills
eddie my love: its early give him a break trashmouth™: YEAH LISTEN TO EDS
staniel the maniel: “Still” still sucks, though
staniel the maniel: Sorry :/ try harder next time
big bill: still still
queen bev: still stillskjdskfsjkdf
mikey: i just know bev's laughing to herself over still still rn
queen bev: HELPSJDSBDKBD
queen bev: SO WHAT IF I AM!
eddie my love: she is i can hear it
mikey: DLSJKSBSJS LOSER
benjamin: AWW
benjamin: bev can we call soon i miss your laugh :(
queen bev: YES WE ABSOLUTELY CAN!!
benjamin: YAY JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN <33
eddie my love: get a ROOM
queen bev: BITCHLKSDJFDSKF
queen bev: THATS FUNNY COMINGFROM U
eddie my love: i
eddie my love: take it back
benjamin: wow that was fast
mikey: FIGHT BACK EDDIE!!!
eddie my love: FUCKSDJS NO
queen bev: I WIN AGAIN
benjamin: SKSKJSK CONGRATS BEVERLY <3
queen bev: HSDJSKJSD THANK YOU HON <3
trashmouth™: LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE ??
eddie my love: THANK U RICHIE!!
queen bev: FINE
queen bev: for now.
trashmouth™: good.
trashmouth™: anyway where were we
big bill: ksjdsk right back to business it would seem
benjamin: i’m curious to see what else he’s come up with sksjsks
trashmouth™: what about bilan
trashmouth™: ban
trashmouth™: stall
trashmouth™: denburis
trashmouth™: cmon guys feedback pls i cant do this all day
staniel the maniel: What the hell is that last one
staniel the maniel: Not that the others are any better
big bill: i Think it’s our last names
trashmouth™: yah
staniel the maniel: :|
trashmouth™: will u use an emoji for ONCE stanley
staniel the maniel: No
eddie my love: just stick with still
mikey: wow so many choices
mikey: let… me….. think……...
mikey: i like bilan
big bill: mike i love you but Why
mikey: it's the most normal one DKSHDJS
mikey: denburis is just. no
mikey: and STILL?? BAN?? please
big bill: KSJDJSJSK okay fair
big bill: I could get behind bilan
staniel the maniel: It’s certainly… something
mikey: PLS
queen bev: hey wait whens richies story gonna go on im invested
staniel the maniel: I’m not
queen bev: hurry up bitch i have popcorn and everything
queen bev: STANKDJSLDJKSD
benjamin: oh dear sksjsks
trashmouth™: WOW
mikey: share some popcorn wtf
queen bev: ill mail u some 😁❤️
queen bev: anyway pls continue richmond
benjamin: yeah we’re listening richie!
trashmouth™: FINALLY some appreciation around here 🙄
trashmouth™: and that brilliant idea was to create a number neighborhood!
trashmouth™: so i did B)
trashmouth™: and with it came thr six weirdest people id ever met
mikey: HELLOSKDHSJH???
mikey: unprovoked!
staniel the maniel: No, it was very much provoked
staniel the maniel: Not by me, though. I’m the most normal one here
queen bev: HELPSDFJSKSJD SURE STAN
trashmouth™: and we all lived happily ever after
trashmouth™: FUCKSDFHJDKS
trashmouth™: ok the end thats all there is to tell shows over
eddie my love: imagine me clapping
trashmouth™: thank u thank u love u
eddie my love: I LOVE U
trashmouth™: 😍😍😍
queen bev: YEAHHHHH ANOTHER BANGER FROM RICHIE
benjamin: wonderful story richie :D
benjamin: I liked the happy ending
queen bev: u r so cute
benjamin: SKSKSJSK <33
big bill: "the six weirdest people"?
trashmouth™: AM I WRONG
staniel the maniel: Shockingly, no
big bill: actually no yeah you have a point kskdjdk
mikey: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
big bill: MIKE KSDJSFJSK PLS NOT RIVERDALE AGAIN
mikey: IT’S SO BAD IT’S GOOD OKAY DON;T JUDGE ME!!!
queen bev: ALSO it has cheryl blossom in it 💖💕💘💞
mikey: GOOD POINT
queen bev: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
mikey: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
queen bev: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
big bill: I’LL LEAVE I REALLY WILL
mikey: WAIT NO DKJHFSKFJ
mikey: you have to be the archie to my jughead 🥺
big bill: I can’t believe that’s a real sentence you typed and sent
big bill: where’s stan he’ll save me
queen bev: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
big bill: BEN COME GET HER KDSFJDSD
staniel the maniel: What is wrong with you two
trashmouth™: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
queen bev: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
staniel the maniel: :|
staniel the maniel: What’s wrong with you three*
big bill: so much
queen bev: BILL ?
big bill: i mean you’re referencing riverdale in 2021……
queen bev: we’re weirdos thats all ❤️
staniel the maniel: Well, I already knew that
mikey: DSKJDSK good!
benjamin: SKSJSKS BEVERLY??
benjamin: i love you but 😰
queen bev: HELPPSDKJ aw i love u too 🥰
eddie my love: what the fuck is a riverdale
big bill: god i wish that were me
mike: EDDIE ARE YOU SERIOUSKSJDFK
eddie my love: NO FUCK I WATCHED IT WITH BEV
queen bev: U WATCHED one (1) ep and texted richie the whole time
queen bev: so had u forgotten what it was i wouldnt have been surprised
trashmouth™: WSKDJSKJKJSDK is that so ;)
eddie my love: SHUT UP
eddie my love: anyway im curious about the combining names thing can we go back to that
queen bev: ship* names
eddie my love: what
trashmouth™: oh my god
trashmouth™: eddie,,,,,, my beloved
eddie my love: WHAT
trashmouth™: do u mean to tell me u dont know what shipping is
eddie my love: like packages??
benjamin: SKSJSKS
queen bev: GASP
queen bev: an uncorrupted soul……
big bill: that's so ominous
mikey: sounds like a book title
mikey: bill take notes quick
big bill: KSJDSDKJ I might actually…
queen bev: HELSDFJKS BE SURE TO CREDIT ME!
trashmouth™: OK SO ANYWAY
eddie my love: oh god
trashmouth™: shipping is when u want two or more ppl to date
trashmouth™: and when u want ppl to date sometimes ull make a ship name for them
trashmouth™: thats just combining theirnames into one
staniel the maniel: The more you know.gif
benjamin: i think it’s a cute thing to do honestly!!
mikey: this is so funny wait
mikey: two years we've all been friends
mikey: and this is only now coming up ?
queen bev: RIGHT LIKE???/
queen bev: omg mike remember when we had to teach stan abt fanfiction
mikey: FUCK I DO
benjamin: SKJSKSJ omg that was so long ago
staniel the maniel: ???
staniel the maniel: Oh wait
staniel the maniel: I remember that now LMAO
staniel the maniel: It was very necessary knowledge, thank you
mikey: of course 😌❤️
trashmouth™: ???? context plz
queen bev: i cant remember :/
queen bev: anywau ben and i are benverly
benjamin: yes we are 🥰
trashmouth™: uh huh
trashmouth™: eds me n u are reddie 😎
eddie my love: reddie just sounds like. ready
eddie my love: thats lame
eddie my love: i want a different one
trashmouth™: nO ITS NOT????????
mikey: OH???
big bill: KJSDKHSD
big bill: in a shocking turn of events, eddie has rejected his and richie’s ship name
queen bev: REJECTEDSJCKJKSDLF
trashmouth™: EDS?? PLS?????
staniel the maniel: No no, let him speak
eddie my love: what about edchie
staniel the maniel: Never mind
eddie my love: STAN????
benjamin: I think it sounds interesting!
benjamin: but so does reddie
benjamin: all of them are good <3
trashmouth™: no it sounds awful u can be honest ben
benjamin: but i was honest D:
eddie my love: FUCK U RICH
eddie my love: eddie
eddie my love: richie
queen bev: hate those guys
eddie my love: SHUT UPSKDJKFJH
eddie my love: IM THINKING
trashmouth™: im patiently waiting
eddie my love: ur never patient wtf
eddie my love: rich...ie
benjamin: nice attempt!
eddie my love: wait
eddie my love: god thats just ur fuckin name
mikey: yes we know
big bill: poor eddie can’t catch a break today ksdjsdk
mikey: yes we know ❤️
trashmouth™: DKFDSDJKFHJKF
eddie my love: GOD I GIVE UP
benjamin: I hope you catch a break soon eddie 😔
eddie my love: thanks….. i think 🤨
benjamin: i'm being sincere!
benjamin: mostly!
queen bev: THE GASP EDDIE JUST LET OUT I CANT BREATHE
mikey: FUCKSKDJDKDJ
benjamin: I’M SORRY EDDIE SKSJSKS
eddie my love: WHATEVER
trashmouth™: ok ok how abt
trashmouth™: richward
eddie my love: good god no
eddie my love: i GUESS reddie is fine
benjamin: sksjsks and we're back to reddie already
trashmouth™: FUCK YEAH
benjamin: omg what about mike bill and stan though
eddie my love: didnt richie already go with still or whatever the fuck
big bill: but mike’s name has to be included too!!
staniel the maniel: Yeah exactly
staniel the maniel: Add in Mike’s name, Richie, Or Else
staniel the maniel: *gun emoji*
trashmouth™: THREATENIGN MY ON OUR ANNIVESAYR???
trashmouth™: AND JUST PUT THE DANM EMOJI
staniel the maniel: Yes
staniel the maniel: And no
staniel the maniel: *angry swearing emoji*
trashmouth™: OHHHH MYGOD
mikey: DKFJSDKF thank you my beloveds <3
big bill: kjsdksd we’ll always defend you mike <3
staniel the maniel: ☺️
trashmouth™: THE EMOJI,??/
trashmouth™: DIDNT U JSUT SAY EARLEIR THAT U WOUDLNT????
staniel the maniel: Yeah
staniel the maniel: But that was to you, not to my boyfriends
mikey: HA!
mikey: the perks of being stan's boyfriends is that only We get to see his use of emojis 😏
big bill: KSDJKSDJ
queen bev: not the suggestive emoji goodbye i cant stand gay ppl
mikey: WOW. OKAY
trashmouth™: ok fair u win this round staniel
queen bev: ANYWAY ship names
queen bev: hmmmmm
trashmouth™: hmmmmmm
trashmouth™: stanmikebill
trashmouth™: stikill
benjamin: oh my god?
queen bev: HELPMEKSDFHDSJKF
queen bev: WHATTH EUFCKC
mikey: RICHIE.
mikey: IT HAS THE K WORD IN IT
trashmouth™: OH
trashmouth™: FUCKFUKVCK
big bill: THE K WORD
big bill: RICHIE
big bill: think of something else quick
trashmouth™: HANGON
trashmouth™: uh uhhh uhhhhhh
staniel the maniel: Millan
staniel the maniel: Ew never mind
mikey: DKFJSFK
mikey: bitake
mikey: mitall
benjamin: MIKE SKSJSKS
mikey: I’M TRYING
staniel the maniel: Bitake…
staniel the maniel: Fascinating
big bill: stalike
trashmouth™: NO no no and no
queen bev: yall suck at this obviously it should be
queen bev: stanlonbrough
benjamin: ooh i like that!
eddie my love: bev could suggest like. committing arson and ben would agree
benjamin: if she wanted to do that then I’m sure there would be a good reason for it :D
queen bev: FUCJKSDHAS
queen bev: BEN MY #1 SUPPORTER <33
benjamin: ALWAYS <33
staniel the maniel: That one's not half bad actually
big bill: wait
big bill: stanlonbrough??
big bill: why that
queen bev: i will not be taking any questions at this time
big bill: oh okay i take back my confusion then
mikey: HUH
trashmouth™: where the fuck did the lon and brough come from
queen bev: oh richie richie richie
trashmouth™: WHTA
staniel the maniel: Two years of friendship down the drain, it would seem…
trashmouth™: WHAY AM I MISSIGB
mikey: OH DUH
mikey: hanlon and denbrough
trashmouth™: .
trashmouth™: ok but why
queen bev: why not
eddie my love: this conversation went off the fucking rails
benjamin: you were the one who brought up shipping,,
eddie my love: god. dammit
queen bev: JHSDSJHD
big bill: omg guys can we skype today
big bill: also if anyone’s free you can come over!
big bill: georgie and turtle (also) miss you guys ksjdsk
queen bev: SKYPEEEEE YESYEYSYSY
mikey: I WILL GLADLY DROP BY
mikey: stan wanna carpool
staniel the maniel: Absolutely
staniel the maniel: Can we stop at the store? Bill mentioned that Turtle needs more treats
mikey: yeah!! i was gonna pick some up anyway
big bill: omg i love you two thank you <3
staniel the maniel: Of course <3
mikey: lemme know when youre ready stan and i’ll come get you
trashmouth™: ill just fly over ig
staniel the maniel: Shut up you literally have a car
trashmouth™: or do i
eddie my love: YES TO SKYPE
eddie my love: and yes u do richie stfu ive literally seen it
staniel the maniel: I still can’t believe you willingly drove that thing
staniel the maniel: It looks like the car my grandparents’ used to drive
staniel the maniel: Emphasis on the “used to”
eddie my love: its not that bad
eddie my love: at least it didnt fall apart on me i rly thought it would
staniel the maniel: LOL
eddie my love: THATS NOT FUNNY??>?/?
trashmouth™: i am Right Here and so is my sick as fuck ferrarai
big bill: you mispelled ferrari……
trashmouth™: IT WAS A TYPO
mikey: i thought you didn’t have a car 😕
trashmouth™: i lied i do B)
benjamin: but it’s not a ferrari :(
trashmouth™: WHAT DO YKU KNOW
queen bev: he knows everything shut up
mikey: RICHIE oh my god wanna race to bill’s house
trashmouth™: FUCK YEAH I DO
eddie my love: DO NOT?
staniel the maniel: Please do not
queen bev: cowards RACE RACE RACE
benjamin: NO THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HORRIBLE IDEA,,,
trashmouth™: SORRY WHATS THAT I CANT HEAR YALL OVER THE SOUND OF MY ENGINE REVVING
mikey: I’M GETTING IN MY CAR NOW
staniel the maniel: It seems that I’ll be finding another ride
mikey: STAN 💔💔
staniel the maniel: I love you but I’m not getting involved in this :|
staniel the maniel: I do hope you win, though
mikey: DKSJDKJSK TY STAN <3
mikey: ily2 😚
staniel the maniel: ☺️
benjamin: stan do you wanna ride with me instead?
staniel the maniel: YES
staniel the maniel: Ben, you’re a lifesaver
benjamin: sksjsks I try!!
mikey: ALRIGHT see you losers at bill’s when i beat richie’s ass
mikey: i’ll win even when i stop at the store
big bill: like the tortoise and the hare story?
mikey: EXACTLY
trashmouth™: THE FUCJ U WILL
staniel the maniel: Mike will win
staniel the maniel: So long as he drives safely, that is
mikey: I WILL STAN don’t worry <33
eddie my love: rich when u crash and/or lose dont come crying to me
queen bev: he will
staniel the maniel: He definitely will
eddie my love: i know .
eddie my love: but its okay 🙄
benjamin: ah, romance ❤️
trashmouth™: eds my beautiful wonderful amazing boyfriend ty for all ur support 😍💯🔥❤️
eddie my love: BYESDKSDJLK
eddie my love: ur welcome i GUESS
eddie my love: <3
big bill: KSJDSKJ see you guys soon then!!
queen bev: IM TURNONG ON SKYPE ALREADY YALL BETTER HURRY
mikey: IM GOING IM GOING
staniel the maniel: Ben and I will be there ASAP :)
benjamin: yeah!!
eddie my love: BEV SLOW DOWN IM STILL GETTING OUT OF BED
trashmouth™: WSKJDHSJ COME ON EDS!!
eddie my love: SHUT UP RICH IM GOING
trashmouth™: YEAHHHHHH LETS GO
trashmouth™: SEE U LOSERS L8R B)