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1. Under no circumstances is it okay to let Percy go off on his own, he needs constant surveillance.
2. Don’t let Percy pack your bags.
3. Percy is not allowed near anything even remotely shiny.
4. Never trust directions from Percy. The only time he’s good with directions is at sea.
5. Don’t encourage Percy’s reckless behavior, refer to rule 1. (lookin’ at you Valdez)
6. If it looks vital to your quest, don’t give it to Percy. Whatever it is will not reappear in his pocket later if he loses it.
7. If Percy says he has a great idea just nod and grin. (Whatever you do don’t do it)
8. Don’t let Percy choose your third party member. (He almost always chooses Leo and them together is never a good idea on a quest.)
9. Absolutely no flying anywhere, I think we’ve learned from last time. (Jason)
10. Ignore rules 1-8 Percy knows what he’s doing and Annabeth is just a worry wart.
11. Percy is cooler than Jason.
12. Percy and Leo make a perfect team together, so they should always quest together.
13. Percy is NOT reckless, and 4 out of 10 of his plans always work out.
14. Annabeth is just jealous of Percy’s awesomeness.
15. Please ignore ‘rules’ 10-14. And whoever gave Percy the sugar is in for it big time. (Lookin’ at you Stolls!)
-Annabeth Chase, Daughter of Athena. (And permanent Percy sitter)