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Post it Notes: Brown/Cain/Drake Houseshare
>> Steph, remember to pick up the boxes from the post office. We’re on for feeding the kids Wednesdays now
- TD
>>> Boxes done. Are you on shift or off shift Mon? Roster is getting weird. Also, I put the new lock on the door. We are 100% secure :)
- Steph :)
>> We really aren’t.
- C
Message Board - Gotham General ER
Re: Soulmate Protocols
- Once again we ask staff to remember there are legal and ethical dimensions involved in treating soulmates in the ER, to whit: legally a soulmate has medical proxy unless incapacitated. This occurs at the moment of a verified Bloom and must be adhered to unless circumstances are dire. We don’t need a repeat of last month’s Barrington/Dover Incident when Bloom occurred in the ER and the patient’s parents had the patient’s soulmate ejected from the consultancy. Legally, we had no right to enforce that and I want to make it crystal clear that the only reason we didn’t get the pants sued off of us is because some staff members, fully up to date on Soul protocols, managed to consult with the legal medical proxy privately and didn’t involve the parents at all. I know it’s rough in the ER, folks, it’s hard to establish order, but we have to watch our legal Ps & Qs here. Soulmate Medical Proxy is as embedded as it can be and we all have to abide by it. Refresher courses will be running this year, attendance is mandatory.
Regards, Crystal Brown, Hospital Administrator
>> Shout out to Drake for taking the initiative! Thanks honey!
>> Wanna bet the only reason we’re not being sued is cause the soulmate got his moxie up and sued the parents instead?
>> No bet. Those guys were assholes.
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>> SPYYYYDER @spyderspicer
OMG OMG OMG HE’S SUCH AN AMAZING PERSON!!!!!
>> Opera Cat @operacat
Honestly, he’s such an underrated performer. He’s so much better in person on stage than those schlocky #hollywood projects he keeps getting
>>> Mischa Tabor @mischat Replying to @operacat
#Hood is schlocky? It won four Oscars! And he and his business partner nabbed the Best Writing prize! What movies are you watching??
>> Davy @davyjoneslockup
this guys a total hak i mean what go grls even see in him accept $$$$
>>> Not Today Satan (Friday is Better) @ohshowme Replying To @davyjoneslockup
- He can, apparently, spell.
- Make an appointment with your ophthalmologist (that’s an eye doctor, fyi) as soon as you can, honey
>> Newtown Girl!! @newtowngrl19
Do you think he’ll talk about his soulmark? People have been speculating since @flyinggrayson Bloomed and got taken off the market
>>> Justice For Breeonna @motowncrunch Replying to: @newtowngrl19
hey @newtowngrl19 do you mind? I’m still in mourning. ToT
Outlaws Inc Group Chat
The Dumb One:
Hey, Jay, you up? So, good news! The primaries are good on Musketeer so we can wrap the 1st unit early
The Handsome One:
If you’re opening that peppy then the shit has hit the plane engine. What’s going on?
The Dumb One:
Okay, so, some asshole tried to get a look at your demon brat of a brother's soulmark with a camera.
The Handsome One:
Poor bastard. I hope he has dental. I take it B’s in one of his control-freak cycles, then?
The Dumb One:
How’d you know?
The Handsome One:
Because I know the fucker, Roy, because I know the fucker. What’s the damage?
The Dumb One:
We’ve been ‘politely requested’ by the studio execs to hire bodyguards
The Handsome One:
WTF? WTAF? We’re both ex military! I was a fucking covert ops combat specialist and you’re a fucking sniper! Do those dickheads think we can’t protect ourselves now that we do shit in the entertainment industry?
The Dumb One:
Honestly, I think they’re worried that we can. No matter how personally satisfying it would be, we can’t smash a paparazzi’s face in with their own camera. Assault laws, etc.
The Handsome One:
No shit. When the fuck have I lost control in front of the press, huh? Have those fuckers name a single fucking incident. The last time I lost my shit in a public forum I was twelve years old, fresh off the streets and, in my defense, Madam Von Tuttle’s dress did look like somebody had skinned a turtle and dipped it in cat vomit. Plus, she was a racist old bitch to the point where no one actually disagreed with me!
The Dumb One:
Hey, I haven’t got to the best bit yet. Ollie somehow got wind of it and has decided to be his version of helpful. We’ll have his handpicked squad waiting for us at Vaclav
The Handsome One:
....
Kill me the fuck now. Ollie is a fucking cheapskate. You know we’re gonna end up with a bunch of assholes who washed out of basic.
The Dumb One:
Look, all they have to do is get us from gates to the plane, and then from the plane to the car service. Then you can hang with me’n Kori until B calms the fuck down again. They can’t possibly screw that up.
The Drake @dragonnurse
@gothamgeneral @gothamhealthcare @gothamnursesunion Just a reminder to everyone, we always need volunteers for Junkyard School as well as donations. It’s a couple of hours a week and an infinite good for the community.
The Drake @dragonnurse Retweeted
Stephanie Brown @spoilersteph
The Junkyard School is still looking for donations folks! This informal learning environment is run by the community and is a free service for runaways, street kids, immigrants and anyone else who wishes to learn and needs a safe space to do so. Click the link to find out more about what we do!
Gotham General ER Nurses Roster - Week 45
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Nurse Practitioners: T. Drake, D. Filou-Langer, M. Conception, find them if you can’t find a doctor
** Any volunteers to work over the holiday break see Head Nurse C. Brown
-- Remember, your co-workers will appreciate you for it!!
(EDIT: Drake, above does not apply to you. You are not allowed to volunteer AGAIN)
Note: Remember, we’re having the big charity scavenger hunt for the kids on the 23rd, barring any disasters. Bring in your decorations by the 16th so we can hang them in good time! Also, we’re always looking for interesting prizes for the raffles. Ask your friends and family if they have anything they’d like to give for a good cause!
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]; [email protected]
Subject: CONFIDENTIAL
Do not spread this around, but Babs told me to warn you that Birds Of Prey got hired to do security for the hospital scavenger hunt. The whole team will be there unless they’ve got other assignments. Be prepared, she might mean it’ll be a media circus. I think they’ve gotten some big celebrity names this year.
From: [email protected];
To: [email protected]; [email protected]
Subject: RE: CONFIDENTIAL
Cass, I love you, but next time pick a different subject heading. I was getting all hot thinking I was gonna get some FINE nsfw pix of my gorgeous soulmate, not a bleeding edge gossip drop.
But since we’re here DO YOU THINK THEY GOT BRUCE WAYNE AND FAMILY?
T, do you know?
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]; [email protected]
Subject RE: RE: CONFIDENTIAL
Hi All,
How would I know??
(And also, why the hell would Cass copy me in on intimate photos?? Unlike you, Stephanie Brown, she has class).
From: [email protected];
To: [email protected]; [email protected]
Subject: I HAVE CLASS!
You used to live next door to them, didn’t you? And I heard the crazy-famous family members will be in town for a while. It’s big news on Gotham E! They’re usually never all in one place like this!
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]; [email protected]
Subject: I love you but you really don’t
Names are classified. Babs won’t say.
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]; [email protected]
Subject: RE: I HAVE CLASS!
Steph, again, how would I know?? I lived next to them like a bajillion years ago and ‘next door’ in Bristol is like ‘roughly five miles away’ and also the parental units hated Bruce Wayne. All the paparazzi would trespass on our property line trying to get pictures of the Waynes in the backyard. It was one of the big reasons I ended up liking them so much. I might have, like, met Bruce (maybe Dick too?) once or twice at a gala and yeah, I was a big crazy Wayne Family stan back when I was a preteen (see above: parental unit HATE) but then I became the youngest registered nurse in the Guiness Book of Records and got my ass (happily) disowned. Shit got kinda real and I didn’t have the time to chit-chat with old neighbors. And it’s not like they were personal friends or anything. I don’t think I even met Jason or Damian in person ever.
Honestly, right now I’m working doubles, trying to do my PhD, volunteering at the Junkyard School and trying to organise my two roommates soulmate handfasting ceremony because they’re too lazy to do it themselves (hint, HINT). Who has time for the Waynes? Who has time to eat or sleep, for that matter?
From: [email protected];
To: [email protected]; [email protected]
Subject: Yeah, that’s fair
You have a point.