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Daichi added Sugar, Asahi, noya, Kageyama, Bird Boy, no shit-a, buddha but better, Gucci and Tsukishima to the chat
Daichi changed the chat name to Karasuno Volleyball Club
Daichi: Alright, so I’m getting seriously tired of messaging you individually with information and such, so here’s a group chat.
Asahi: Oh no
Sugar: Daichi what have you done
noya: NICE
buddha but better: hell yeAH
Bird Boy: !!!!!!!!!!
Tsukishima: This looks like the beginning of a headache
no shit-a: this is a trainwreck before it even has started
Daichi: I’m already starting to regret this
noya: naH THIS IS A GREAT IDEA
Bird Boy: Y E S
Kageyama: n o
Bird Boy: DONT BE LIKE THAT
Kageyama: im being like that
Bird Boy: ;’’(
Tsukishima: lol
Daichi: Be nice in the groupchat
Bird Boy: yes dadchi
Bird Boy:
Bird Boy: i mean
Bird Boy: daichi
Bird Boi: sawamura-san
Bird Boy: captain
noya: OM F G
noya: D A D C H I
buddha but better: HAHAHA
buddha but better: NICE ONE HINATA
Daichi: ..
noya: we keep saying youre the team dad but you never listen
Asahi: that’s actually kind of funny
Daichi: asahi
Asahi: i meAN NO THAT’S SUPER BORING
Sugar: No it’s actually hilarious
Daichi: Suga
Sugar: No need to spoil the fun honey
noya: he should totally change name to dadchi on here
buddha but better: HELL YEAH
Daichi: No.
noya: come on you gotta embrACE your role as the team dad
Daichi: Never.
Bird Boy: but dAD
Daichi: ..
Daichi changed name to Team Dad™
noya: IM FUCKIGN LIVING
buddha but better: THIS IS THE BEST HAAHA
Sugar: I mean where’s the lie though
Sugar: He even buys meat buns for the whole team after practice
no shit-a: True
noya: the BEST dad
noya: hinata should be called crow son tho
buddha but better: agreed
Bird Boy: YES
Bird Boy changed name to Crow Son
noya: we’re like a big family
Sugar changed the chat name to Karasuno Family™
buddha but better: perfect
Team Dad™: Why are you like this
noya: cant hear the hate
Team Dad™: This is written text
noya: canT SEE THE HATE
Team Dad™: Okay then
buddha but better: btw does this mean suga is like
buddha but better: the 2nd dad?
buddha but better: the fun dad?
noya: tbh
Team Dad™: Umh..
no shit-a: literally everyone knows you two are dating dude
Team Dad™: Oh
noya: yeah
Gucci: eyup
Kageyama: even i know
buddha but better: see even the volleyballsexual guy knows
Kageyama: who tf are you calling volleyballsexual
buddha but better: you
noya: where’s the lie tho
Kageyama:
Tsukishima: lol
Sugar: I want to be the mother
noya: dude you can be the dad we dont need gender sterotypes and heteronormativity here
Sugar: No we don’t
Sugar: But I still want to be the mother
noya: fair enough
Sugar: Also
Sugar: I don’t think there’s a huge risk of heteronormativity in our team
noya: touché
Crow Son: what does heteronormativity mean
no shit-a: basically when people assume everyone are heterosexual
Crow Son: oh
Crow Son: well then
Crow Son: our team is like the opposite of heterosexual tho
noya: true
Asahi: what really
Sugar: asahi honey
Sugar: yes
Asahi: oh
Sugar: We might even be the gayest team out there
Kageyama: no i think seijoh wins that game
Sugar: What really?
Kageyama: yeah
Asahi: But isn’t Tanaka straight though
buddha but better: i’m heteroflexible
noya: you what
buddha but better: i’m heterosexual
buddha but better: but shit happens
noya: wow
Crow Son: noya-senpai
noya: yES
Crow Son: youre not straight??
noya: no my precious kouhai
noya: im pan
noya: but i do think girls are very pretty
Crow Son: pan?
noya: pansexual
noya: doesnt matter what gender the other person is
Crow Son: OH!
no shit-a: it’s like the level up version of bi
noya: exactly
Crow Son: woah!
Crow Son: i think that might be me as well!!
noya: yee boii
Crow Son: i realized our family chat isnt complete
noya: ?
Crow Son added Yachi and Kiyoko to Karasuno Family™
Yachi: Woah what’s going on here
Crow Son: TEAM GROUP CHAT!
noya: yeeee boi
Yachi: Yay!
Crow Son: Yay!!!
Kiyoko: oh hello
noya: kiYOKO SAN
buddha but better: hinata why tf do you have kiyoko on here but i dont
Crow Son: bcz i asked?
buddha but better: oh
noya: well then
Tsukishima: lol
noya: can you literally not write anything else than lol
Tsukishima: I can
Tsukishima: but why be bothered
Team Dad™: Guys I hope you’re all ready for the training camp
Team Dad™: I want you all here by 6AM tomorrow so we can go to Tokyo
Team Dad™: Don’t forget your toothbrushes or new underwear
Crow Son: yes dad
noya: k dad
buddha but better: k dad
Gucci: ok dad
no shit-a: got it dad
Kageyama: sure dad
Sugar: ok honey
Team Dad™: You people are unbelievable
Sugar: That’s no way to talk to our children Daichi
noya: oh my lord
noya: ok so i found this fucking hilarious video ok
buddha but better: bring it dude
noya: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-fJCc0zS4
noya: look at this shit
buddha but better: that
buddha but better: is the best shit ive ever seen
Team Dad™: go tO BED YOU TWO
noya: BUT LOOK AT THEM GO
buddha but better: jeez dad dont be boring
Team Dad™: I don’t want you two passing out during our games tomorrow
noya: but dad
Team Dad™: Bed
Team Dad™: Now
noya: alright alright
buddha but better: i bet hinata would love that video
noya: i’ll show him tomorrow ok
buddha but better: perfect
Asahi: why is hinata screeching
noya: look at the video i sent earlier
Asahi: Oh
Asahi: is he going to keep that up for the rest of the bus ride
Tsukishima: if he does i’m throwing myself out of the bus window
buddha but better: let him live
buddha but better: the boy just really likes birds
Crow Son: LOOK AT THEM GO
Kageyama: i have been looking at them go for the past 20 minutes because you put it on repeat
Crow Son: THEY’RE SO CUTE THOUGH
Yachi: !!!!! oh my god that’s adorable
noya: hinata there’s more
Crow Son: R L Y????
Kageyama: d o NT
noya: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwYe86FLs_U&t=10s
noya: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAP0fzBsjQk
Crow Son: I AM LIVING
noya: thats my boy
Kageyama: i might actually cry
noya: i almost forgot the best one
noya: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ZfwSQDLK0
Crow Son: LOOK AT THEM GO
Yachi: AHH THAT’S THE BEST!!!!
noya: only 4 hours left of the bus ride ya’ll
buddha but better: buckLE UP BITCHES
Asahi: god no
noya: no really use the seatbelt
Sugar: Daichi is lucky he can sleep through an alien abduction
Sugar: and in this case
Sugar: Hinata being excited about birds
Crow Son: BUT THEY’RE SO CUTE MOM
Sugar: You’re lucky you’re absolutely adorable and that the whole team adores you
Crow Son: ;D
no shit-a: tsukishima i can hear the bass from your angsty teenager music leak from your headphones
Gucci: it’s because he turned up the volume to max
Sugar: That can’t be good for his ears
Sugar: Isn’t there some kind of warning for when it can damage your hearing
Gucci: there is
Gucci: he has the volume above that even when hinata isn’t yelling
Sugar: oh
noya: rip
no shit-a: wait a fucking second i know that beat
no shit-a: iS THAT CASCADA I HEAR
Tsukishima: ..
Gucci: it is
Gucci: tsukki is a slut for cascada
no shit-a: tbh same
noya: same
Sugar: Who isn’t though
Yachi: truth
Kageyama: i remember when oikawa wouldn’t stop listening to cascada for weeks in middle school
Kageyama: i was going to say it was annoying but saying that would be a lie
noya: i’m not even surprised
no shit-a: btw i always imagined yamaguchi would be the one to like cascada in the duo tho
Gucci: i mean it’s hard not to like cascada
Gucci: but nicki minaj is my queen
Gucci: and lady gaga
noya: yeS MY BOI
buddha but better: y e S
Asahi: i saw cascada being mentioned
noya: the way to get asahi pay attention everyone
noya: cascada and spice girls
Asahi: I can’t even deny it
noya: that’s why you’re our favorite Gentle Giant™
buddha but better: omg asahi you should change name to that
Sugar: Yes it’s perfect
Asahi: noo
noya: asahi
noya: plz
Asahi: alright then
Asahi changed name to Gentle Giant™
Gentle Giant™: happy?
noya: YES
Gentle Giant™: :)
buddha but better: gay
no shit-a: noya sure has him whipped
buddha but better: true
noya: and don’t forget it
Sugar: Ok guys Daichi is asleep again
Sugar: There’s an AUX cord here who wants soME CASCADA
noya: HELL Y E S
no shit-a: y E S
noya: the crow mom once again proves to be the beST
Sugar: You know it
Sugar: Asahi give me your phone I know you have a Cascada playlist
noya: omfg
Gentle Giant™: but what about the gc
noya: we’re literally everyone in the same bus
Gentle Giant™: yes but i don’t want to yell across the bus to talk to you
Sugar: It’s fine
Sugar: This bus is about to turn into a karaoke party as soon as we get the music going
noya: yE S
noya: asahi please
Gentle Giant™: ugh fine
Gentle Giant™: we’re going with the cascada and spice girls playlist though
Sugar: I’m not complaining
buddha but better: omfg noya your snap story
noya: #KARASUNOFAMILYROADTRIP
buddha but better: you know it’s a real party when even tsukishima takes off his headphones and sings with the group
Gucci: like i said
Gucci: a slut for cascada
noya: i can’t believe ukai and takeda aren’t yelling at us
no shit-a: tbh we’re being pretty loud
Sugar: They’re also singing along
Tsukishima: the only way to go
noya: yeeeEE BOI
buddha but better: ok but i’m looking at everyone’s snap stories right
buddha but better: noya when did you become that flexible wtf
noya: what do you mean
buddha but better: you’re just sitting there and casually sticking up your leg in the air
buddha but better: most people can’t do that
noya: oh
noya: you gotta be flexible when you’re the libero
Sugar: Did you see that Asahi
Asahi: what?
Sugar: Noya is flexible
Asahi:
buddha but better: w o w
no shit-a: AHAHAH
noya: ;^))
Gucci: i can also do that
buddha but better: what the fuck
Gucci: look over at me
buddha but better: damn son
buddha but better: yams you got some great legs
Gucci: ty
no shit-a: you and noya should do some flashy thing by sticking your legs up in the air for our next group photo for the club
noya: umH YES??
Gucci: i’m in
buddha but better: BLESS
buddha but better: the group photos are always really boring we should do something FUN
noya: AGREED
noya: ok i have a concept:
noya: everyone wears sparkly pink shutter shades
buddha but better. YES
Crow Son: Y E S
no shit-a: i’m the next captain and sign me the fuck up
Tsukishima: oh my god why
Kageyama: i hate to agree with glasses but same
noya: DON’T BE LIKE THAT IT’S PERFECT
Crow Son: wonder if ukai would agree to wear a pair
buddha but better: that would be absolute perfection
Gucci: i have a feeling takeda will be easy to convince
noya: same
Yachi: i’m in
noya: CUTE MANAGER AGREES
Crow Son: YE GURL
Sugar: This makes me kind of sad that me and the other third years have to retire from the club soon
buddha but better: alright let’s not think about that atm i don’t wanna be sad
noya: same
Crow Son: i got a message from bokuto asking how the bus ride is going and i just sent the video of us all singing everytime we touch
Crow Son: he says he wants to join
noya: he’s lucky
noya: we’re bringing the party to tokyo
buddha but better: yEEE BOI
Crow Son: we should add him to the chat
noya: tbh why can’t bokuto be in the chat he’s a fun time
Tsukishima: no
Crow Son: YES!!!
Crow Son: @mom can we add him???
Sugar: Sure why not
Crow Son added Bokutowl to Karasuno Family™
Bokutowl: woAH
Bokutowl: THIS CHAT IS A PARTY