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dkay added Garden Fairy and Hot Chinese Guy to the chat
Garden Fairy: Um
Hot Chinese Guy: seokmin what the fuck, minghao was about to give me head
dkay: aw that's cute
dkay: now help me with my psychology essay
Hot Chinese Guy changed Garden Fairy's name to wonWOW
wonWOW has left the chat
dkay: seriously
dkay added wonWOW to the chat
dkay changed wonWOW's name to Garden Fairy
dkay: i actually need help, this class is killing me :(
Garden Fairy: only if jun agrees not to call me wonwow..
Hot Chinese Guy: idk cant make any promises
Hot Chinese Guy: also holy shit, minghao is good at giving head
dkay: omgosh stop traumatizing me
Garden Fairy: is this the essay about persuasion
dkay: yeah
Hot Chinese Guy: makes sense, you suck at persuading people
Hot Chinese Guy: probably why you haven't gotten laid in..
Hot Chinese Guy: ever
dkay: thats just because i don't want to commit sins
Hot Chinese Guy: whatever floats your boat
Garden Fairy: .. anyways, i finished that essay last week i'll send you it so you can get "inspiration"
dkay: am i not allowed to just copy it
Garden Fairy sent a file
Garden Fairy: no, that would be cheating
Garden Fairy: have you read the textbook?
Hot Chinese Guy: wonwoo we all know that you're the only one who reads it
dkay: yeah.. i haven't read anything since the beginning of the semester
Garden Fairy: wtf why
Garden Fairy: the books are actually really interesting
Hot Chinese Guy: snort
Hot Chinese Guy: can i add hao
dkay: i mean ok
Hot Chinese Guy has added NotThe8 to the chat
Hot Chinese Guy: hao wipe the cum off of your chin
NotThe8: what the fuck jun
dkay: hi haohao~
NotThe8: hey seokmin
Garden Fairy: this is gay
NotThe8: you are too
NotThe8: at least thats what jun told me
Garden Fairy: ???? jun what the hell
Hot Chinese Guy: sorry not sorry
dkay: anyways my essay
dkay: should i just look up what to write
Garden Fairy: i literally gave you mine
Garden Fairy: take the ideas from it and put them into your own words
dkay: that souns like hard work
Garden Fairy: i guess
Hot Chinese Guy: this is the most boring group chat ever
Hot Chinese Guy: can i add fun people
dkay: to be fair i made it for essay help but do what you want
NotThe8: im going to add mingyu
NotThe8: is that okay wonwoo?
Garden Fairy: why would i care
NotThe8: i thought you were pining after him..
Garden Fairy: JUN
Hot Chinese Guy has added Divaboo, youneedjisoos, and kwon sunyoung to the chat
Divaboo: heyyy bitches
Divaboo: whats this
Hot Chinese Guy: a group chat i guess
youneedjisoos: wait why
NotThe8: so i can add mingyu?
Garden Fairy: ..
NotThe8 has added the giant to the chat
kwon sunyoung: omg seokmin's here?
kwon sunyoung: seokkkieeeeee
dkay: hi
dkay: wait so wonwoo i should just use the ideas right
the giant: wonwoo's here?
Garden Fairy: for fuck's sake just copy the essay i don't care
Hot Chinese Guy: wonwoo you have a small dick
youneedjisoos: didnt need that mental image
NotThe8: where'd that come from
Divaboo: kinky
Garden Fairy: jun
kwon sunyoung: wait seungkwan, how's that kinky
dkay: yeah how
Garden Fairy: wen junhui
Divaboo: it just is
Hot Chinese Guy: it was a joke, fuck
NotThe8: jun is clearly really funny
Garden Fairy has left the chat
dkay: you made him leave again???
Hot Chinese Guy: mingyu go cheer him up
the giant: why me
Hot Chinese Guy: idk just do it
NotThe8: you should, the rest of us are busy
the giant: wait but
NotThe8 has muted the chat
Hot Chinese Guy has muted the chat
youneedjisoos has muted the chat
Divaboo has muted the chat
kwon sunyoung has muted the chat
dkay has muted the chat
the giant: k
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the giant has started a private chat with Garden Fairy
the giant: hey whats wrong
the giant: talk to me
Garden Fairy: nothing
Garden Fairy: i just left because i have work to do
the giant: are you sure?
Garden Fairy: yep
the giant has changed chat name to WonWOAH
Garden Fairy: wtf i hate you
the giant: you love me
Garden Fairy: that's ridiculous
the giant: ignore jun
the giant: you're his best friend, you know how he is