Chapter Text
makrtuna, jackson-chan, jaebongi, 333coco333, hoebam, yugbitch, and mommypeach were added in the group chat.
jackson-chan : who dis
hoebam : who you
yugbitch : ^
hoebam : akjskdjak
mommypeach : hbu introduce yourselves? y’all annoying
jackson-chan : ouch
hoebam : did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
mommypeach : i ain't dealing with u brats
333coco333 : okay! I'll start!
333coco333 : i'm youngjae! ^o^
jaebongi : ... cute..
yugbitch : i'm yugyeom. WOW SO AMAZING
mommypeach : no one asked bitch
yugbitch : wtf u talkin about, you asked
mommypeach : did i? either way idc
yugbitch : i feel like im going i hate you a lot
mommypeach : who still doesnt care? oh that's right, me
jackson-chan : OKAY. I'm jackson ;)
hoebam : i'm bambam
yugbitch : what kind of a name is bambam
mommypeach : says you. yugyeom sounds like a rat name.
mommypeach : but you are a rat so
yugbitch : why are you like this
333coco333 : who is jaebongi and makrtuna??? :O
jaebongi : ahh, you're so cute
jaebongi : i'm jaebum
makrtuna : mark
333coco333 : hi jaebum & mark!
makrtuna : ..
jaebongi : ..
jaebongi : <3 <3 <3
makrtuna : <3 <3 <3
jackson-chan : looks like these two are gay for a certain sunshine
333coco333 : huh?
mommypeach : ahhh, such innocence and pureness
333coco333 : what are you guys talking about? \(//∇//)\
mommypeach : ugh, i'm clutching my heart rn
mommypeach : that's it
mommypeach : i'm adopting u
mommypeach : i'm your mom youngjae ahh~~
333coco333 : uhm.. okay!
mommypeach : istg this child will be the death of me
hoebam : uhh, okay?? what is happening?
yugbitch : i dunno, some gay shit or whatever
yugbitch : now that i think about it
yugbitch : wth are you mommypeach
mommypeach : why do u want to know
yugbitch : because i asked
mommypeach : why should i tell u
333coco333 : what is your name mommypeach?
mommypeach : ...
mommypeach : <3
mommypeach : my name is jinyoung, sunshine
333coco333 : mommy jinyoung (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
mommypeach : i just died inside
yugbitch : i hope you died outside too
mommypeach: stfu rat
yugbitch : i dont deserve this disrespect
mommypeach : yeah you do
jackson-chan : okay mark, you are very intriguing
jackson-chan : tell me more
makrtuna : ???
jackson-chan : this is your cue to say something
makrtuna : ...
jackson-chan : uhuh, go on
makrtuna : ....
jackson-chan : interesting. what else?
makrtuna : .....
jackson-chan : XD
jackson-chan : that is the best story i've ever heard!
jaebongi : wait wtf
yugbitch : uhm, are you on drugs jackson?
hoebam : sorcery shit in this gc
jackson-chan : oh no, mark is really funny you guys
jaebongi : ...
jaebongi : how
jackson-chan : he just told me how his day went
jaebongi : but
jaebongi : he replied with "...."
jackson-chan : yeah, so?
jaebongi : KADAKDAKJDKAJS
mommypeach : he means htf did u understand
jackson-chan : oh i dont
jackson-chan : i just guessed
jackson-chan : right mark? ;)
makrtuna : ...
makrtuna : u rite
makrtuna : i'm not usually dis quiet but i'm in chicago for a job interview
makrtuna : so i cant really talk
jaebongi : oh okay
333coco333 : goodluck on your interview mark! :D
makrtuna : <3
jaebongi : a sunshine
mommypeach : we dont deserve him :'(
hoebam : speaking of chicago
hoebam : where do u guys live?
mommypeach : we just knew each other like 10 mins ago
mommypeach : that question is too personal
333coco333 : i live in new york!
mommypeach : ...
mommypeach : i live in virginia~
hoebam : i live in thailand
jackson-chan : woahhh
jackson-chan : i live in hongkong
jackson-chan : i'm a fencer
hoebam : that's cool
jaebongi : i live in ontario
333coco333 : california?
jaebongi : sadly no
jaebongi : canada
makrtuna : i live in LA :D
mommypeach : hbu yugbitch
yugbitch : i have name ya know
mommypeach : oh
mommypeach : ik
mommypeach : now tell us where u live
yugbitch : i live in wisconsin
mommypeach : youngjae and i live near each other <3
mommypeach : we're only almost 7 hours away from each other :)
jaebongi : :'(
jaebongi : lucky
333coco333 : AHHHHHHH
mommypeach : yes? sunshine?
333coco333 : i'm going to wisconsin in about a month
333coco333 : because of a singing contest :)
yugbitch : wisconsin? I live there :0
333coco333 : ahh really??? let's meet up! ^o^
yugbitch : okay! <3
mommypeach : ....
mommypeach : >:(
mommypeach : so this bitch will meet youngjae irl before me?!
yugbitch : HA
mommypeach : youngjae~~ can't you come to virginia? :(
333coco333 : sorry jinyoungie :(
mommypeach : "jinyoungie" <3
mommypeach : wait a sec
mommypeach : a singing contest??
mommypeach : YOU SING?
333coco333 : yeah hehehe ☺️
jaebongi : i've never met someone so perfect before
makrtuna : let's all go to wisconsin :D
jackson-chan : i can't :'(
jackson-chan : i have a fencing match
jackson-chan : that's right people
jackson-chan : this guy right here is going for the regionals <3
makrtuna : oooh
makrtuna : goodluck jackson!
hoebam : jackson you're so cool man :')
333coco333 : jackson! fighting!
jackson-chan : sunshine <3
mommypeach : wow
mommypeach : all of u guys are so cool
mommypeach : except ratgyeom
mommypeach : i would love to hear u sing youngjae <3
yugbitch : i'm offended
hoebam : dw yugyeom. 'am here
yugbitch : wow- thanks bam
hoebam : sIke
yugbitch : i feel so unwanted :/
333coco333 : gyeomie good news!
yugbitch : ahh youngjae <3 what is it?
333coco333 : i'm going to wisconsin in 2 WEEKS
yugbitch : omg really?!
333coco333 : :D
yugbitch : ha
yugbitch : hear that bitchy peach
yugbitch : i get to meet youngjae sooner than you will :P
mommypeach : >:(
jaebongi : >:(
makrtuna : >:(
yugbitch : oh
yugbitch : so all three of you are against me now?
yugbitch : :/
jaebongi : why are you the one who gets to see youngjae first >:(
makrtuna : yeah >:(
yugbitch : yo
yugbitch : i didnt ask for this
yugbitch : IT JUST HAPPENED
yugbitch : jfc