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Friday 5:40 pm
lucky8 created a group chat
lucky8 named the group chat bros and dudes
lucky8 added tallming, iDK, divaboo, versol and dinochan
divaboo: what is this place lol
iDK: what is happening
iDK: why are we here
iDK: who am i
iDK:
lucky8: lol
lucky8: i made this place so we can share memes
dinochan: dont u have a folder on ur laptop for memes?
tallming: he does lol
tallming: he named it "not porn"
versol: what did he name his porn folder
iDK: world's largest supply of Kermit porn
lucky8: lol what
divaboo: gasp
divaboo: how could you do this to kermit
divaboo: that poor frog
iDK: NEWS FLASH
iDK: KERMIT THE FROG FOUND DEAD AFTER SICK CHINESE MAN LEAKS HIS FROGGY NUDES
dinochan: we have photo evidence
dinochan:
divaboo: AHH WHAT THE HELL CHAN
versol: lol gotta blast
versol:
iDK:
tallming:
dinochan: wrong pic lol sorry
dinochan:
tallming: y do you even have that pic
dinochan: dunno
dinochan: just sorta do
divaboo: you're the youngest here!!!!
divaboo: you're in the year below us!!!
versol: the youngest ones are always the worst
lucky8: you're the second youngest hansol
versol: so???
tallming: y are we here hao
lucky8: i told u
lucky8: memes
tallming: yeah, but like
tallming: why
lucky8: there's this cute upperclassman and i wanna
lucky8:
divaboo: a cute upperclassman?
divaboo:
divaboo: tell me more
lucky8: seungkwan aren't you dating hansol
versol: no??
divaboo: we're not dating lol
divaboo: Vernonie is straight
iDK:
iDK: this is news to me
lucky8: anyway
lucky8: theres this cute guy in the senior year and i wanna woo him with memes
tallming: will that even work lol
lucky8 :i dunno
lucky8: i hope so
versol: who is this dude then?
lucky8: his name is Junhui
iDK: you got any pics?
iDK: you know, for educational purposes
divaboo: what educational purposes can you get out of a picture
iDK:
divaboo: okay, jeez no reason to be rude
lucky8:
iDK: OH MAN HOLY SHIT
lucky8: ikr
lucky8: hot as fuck
iDK: lol no
iDK: i mean yeah
iDK: but no
iDK: I know him. he's friends with soonyoung
tallming: soonyoung? who?
iDK: he's in the senior year. we met a while ago when he was sent outside the classroom for shouting 'oh fuck yes' when mrs kim bent over
divaboo: mrs kim as in the mrs kim who is 71?
iDK: yep. we've been besties since
lucky8: wait so you know him?
iDK: yeah
iDK: he tried to suck my dick
dinochan:
divaboo: pardon
divaboo:
lucky8: did he seriously
tallming: jesus christ
iDK: i mean im sure he did
iDK: soonyoung told me
iDK: we were busy drinking
divaboo: drinking what?
tallming:
iDK:
iDK: Capri suns
tallming: good. alcohol is bad.
divaboo :i like capri suns. my favourite is the grape one
iDK: right so we were drinking and i passed out. because i had a sugar overdose. i wasn't drunk. when i woke up, Soonyoung told me that junhui tried to suck me off cos he thought i was someone else
versol: your new love interest sounds like a hoe
tallming: suits hao
tallming: Minghoe and his boyhoe
dinochan: the king of hoes
divaboo: garden hoe
iDK: megan no
divaboo: who?
iDK: mEGAN
divaboo: what?
iDK: meGan
divaboo: ???
iDK: oh no megan
lucky8: i cant believe that beautiful man is a hoe
iDK: should i add soonyoung
dinochan: dont
dinochan: i dont want to be the youngest of 7
tallming: mentally, you're the second oldest
dinochan: whos the oldest?
tallming: me
lucky8: dont test me
lucky8:
tallming: you wanna go????
tallming:
versol: guys stop fighting
lucky8: sorry what kim Mingyu
lucky8:
tallming: wow
tallming:
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December 5th 5:40 pm
10.10 created a group chat
10.10 named the group chat 10.10's reign
10.10 added wonu, zihoon, and moonprince
10.10: hey do you guys have the biology hw answers
wonu: is that all you made this group chat for?
10.10: ye
wonu: lol i dont have the answers. jihoon might
zihoon: I might. What's in it for me?
10.10: won't call u cute for a month
zihoon: make it two months and its a done deal
10.10: done
moonprince: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) we had homeworrk???????
moonprince: ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ why must i fall asleep every biology lesson
zihoon: Please stop using emoticons.
moonprince: ಠ╭╮ಠ i'll stop using emoticons the day you suck my dick
zihoon: ...
zihoon:
10.10: carry that on junnie and jihoon will add his boyfriend to fuck you up
zihoon: seungcheol isn't my boyfriend. he helps me in math
wonu: the math of putting two dicks together
moonprince added papacheols to 10.10's reign
zihoon:
papacheols: what is this lol
10.10: hahaha what kind of name is papacheols
papacheols: what kind of name is 10.10
10.10: its the size of my dick
wonu: in millimetres
zihoon: oml
zihoon: how are you gonna react to that soonyoung
10.10:
papacheols: there are so many dick jokes in this chat
wonu renamed the group chat name to no dick jokes allowed zone
10.10: wow
10.10: im triggered
10.10:
papacheols: are all of you still in high school?
moonprince: no im an eighty-year-old swinger (◕‿◕✿)
papacheols: sry?
moonprince: im joking. im in my last year. so is everyone else
papacheols: nice. im the oldest.
zihoon: If you think that they're going to respect you, you're wrong.
papacheols: :(
papacheols added Joshooa and realangel
papacheols: please don't leave guys i need some people my age
Joshooa: Wow
Joshooa: so many children
realangel: i dont want to be here
10.10: we don't want you here
10.10:
10.10: angel boy
realangel:
realangel: if that is so
realangel: i will stay
papacheols: thank god. I don't want to stay here with just kids.
zihoon: thanks
papacheols: execpt jihoon
papacheols: jihoon's cool
moonprince: that's cute.
moonprince: (¬_¬) i hate it
zihoon: i hate you
moonprince: ಥ_ಥ
moonprince: so hurt
papacheols: jisoo???
Joshooa: i shall stay
Joshooa: You post some good memes kiddos
10.10: who says kiddos anymore XD
Joshooa: who uses XD anymore
Joshooa: are you an emo????
10.10: no,,,,,
Joshooa: My dear son
Joshooa:
