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Our investigation begins in the dining room. Unwashed dishes indicate the consumption of chicken fricassee and a German chocolate cake.
The sound of snoring leads us to the living room. One sleeping Labrador retreiver, as well as three glasses and an empty bottle.
A pink silk blouse lies at the bottom of the stairs; Victoria’s Secret panties at the top.
Last stop: bedroom. A glimpse reveals three bodies giving off a palpable aura of satisfaction. There’s a man’s fedora sitting on the chest of drawers opposite the bed, with a perfect view of everything.
Too bad the hat ain’t talking.