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"Vechs, I'm getting awfully bored of having this discussion."
"But Zisteau! They were selling all these boxes of costumes cheaply and how could I let them go to someone else?"
"Easily."
"Look, I wear a fez now! Fezzes are cool!"
"If I had a gun, Vechs...what the fuck is that?"
"I'm not sure. A dress?"
"That dress is way too small for you. I feel like a pedophile just looking at you."
"That's valid. What about this?"
"Let me guess, Stetsons are cool?"
"Yiss!”
“How many other hats are in those boxes?”
“Don’t even challenge me. Hats are cool."