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Class 1-mAyday (one more Chat fic to add to the pile)

Summary:

Midoriya and yaoyourozu decided to start a class discord server. She thinks its a great idea. He KNOWS its a disaster in the making. They call it "Class 1-mAyday"

In which Midoriya is sassy, lacking a proper filter when texting but everyone loves him anyway. Iida is trying his best to hold everything together and everyone else doesn't help.

 

Why did i make this? because I AM TRASH! (More a dumping ground for ideas to get out my head so i can work on other stories. than and i've wanted to try this format for ages.)

Notes:

"2 secrets, 1 friendship" & "Izuku Midoriya's bad day" aren't required to be read but it would certainly help understand certain characters behaviour easier as they are considered events that actually happened in this fic. This note will be updated if any more separate stories become linked to this fic.

Want to talk to me on discord? You can find me at Syber Space:
https://discord.gg/aSMswsv

You may also be able to find me on Epsi's Hoard if you're lucky:
https://discord.gg/thehoard

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: it has begun

Chapter Text

Deku to Yaomomo at 5:00PM

 

Deku: Hey Momo, I had an idea for how we get could all try to get along better as a class

 

Yaomomo: Oh? And what would that be?

 

Deku: Well everyone has Discord, I found out so why not make a class group chat/Server? So we can all talk, setup study sessions, etc. I know how to setup servers if you think it’s a good idea

 

Yaomomo: OH! That’s a wonderful idea Izuku! I’ll let Iida know and if he says yes then please do create it =^-^=

 

Deku: ? So you’ve started using emoticons now?

 

Yaomomo: Ashido and Uraraka may be rubbing off on me a little

 

Yaomomo: Oh and Iida has said yes to the class server idea. He asked for it to be a server so he and I could have admin privileges as class presidents

 

Deku: Fair enough

 

Deku: Invitation to Class 1-mAyday

 

Yaomomo: Interesting name

 

Deku: *shrug* Things get really hectic in our class and we aren’t exactly good at staying out of danger so…seemed appropriate

 

Yaomomo: I can’t say if Iida will approve but I admit I get some amusement out of it

 

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Class 1-mAyday

 

Yaomomo is here to kick butt and chew gum, and Yaomomo is all out of gum!

 

Deku has created the role Class Presidents

Deku has given Yaomomo the role: Class Presidents

 

Tenya Iida just joined. Everyone, look busy!

 

Deku: Haha, that’s actually fairly accurate for you

 

Tenya Iida: Yaoyorouzu told me about your idea to set up a class server to bond and study together. I think this is a marvellous idea Midoriya! I have informed Uraraka of it and she and Asui are sending out the invite link. We will likely see people join throughout the day as they see the messages

 

Yaomomo: That’s good to hear

 

Deku has given Tenya Iida the role: Class President

Tenya Iida: Ah thank you Midoriya. I presume this is the ‘Admin’ role?

 

Deku: Yup! I think I’m still able to overrule both of you because I’m the person who created the server but I have no idea how to change owner

 

Yaomomo: I don’t think it’s likely to be a problem really if you gave us full admin permissions

 

Iida: Seeing as he was our classes original choice for class president I can accept this. The more people able to keep certain members of our class in line the better

 

Yaomomo: Did you….

 

Deku: …just throw shade at our classmates?

 

Iida: ….perhaps

 

Swooosh! Uravity Just landed!

Froppy just hopped into the server. Kangaroo!

 

Froppy: But I’m a frog…

 

Uravity: Hey mine is accurate! Yay! =^-^=

 

Deku: So you weren’t kidding about Uraraka and Ashido rubbing off on you @Yaomomo

 

Yaomomo: No I was not

 

The Ultimate Sugar Rush is here to kick butt and chew gum. And The Ultimate Sugar Rush is all out of gum

 

Froppy: Wait would gum work with your quirk Satou? I’m assuming your Satou cause I can’t see anyone else with that name

 

The Ultimate Sugar Rush: Yeah it’s me. Depends on the gum, you get some with a fair amount of sugar and I’ll be good to go, I won’t on much guys, just joined while I had a break. Baking rn

 

Deku: No prob, Satou!

 

It's a bird! It's a plane! Nevermind, it's just Dark Shadow and his slave

 

Dark Shadow and his slave: ….but we are birds technically….

 

Froppy: I had something similar with mine

 

Deku: Well this was made way before quirks so….though I thought they would of updated it. Raises questions

 

Yaomomo: Well I don’t suppose it’s really all that important though. Good to see you Tokoyami

 

Dark Shadow and his slave: It’s worth noting I am not all that active

 

Deku: no problem! If we need you we’ll just ping you

 

Dark Shadow: Ok

 

Where’s John Cena, The Japanese Schoolgirl in the server?!

 

Uravity: I have no idea who that is

 

Yaomomo: Me neither

 

Deku: OH! John Cena is an old American wrestler from the time before quirks. He was known for one of the lyrics of his theme song being “You can’t see me!” and seeing that it’s a girl that probably means, Hagakure!

 

John Cena, The Japanese Schoolgirl: Yup! Nice dekutective work!

 

Deku: ….Iida can I ban Hagakure?

 

John Cena, The Japanese Schoolgirl: :(

 

Deku: …Fine, no banning

 

John Cena, The Japanese Schoolgirl: Yay! @Uravity Can I hug the broccoli?

 

Deku: yesughyaergWHat?!

 

Uravity: Why ask me? Surely that’s up to him?

 

John Cena, The Japanese Schoolgirl: I thought he was your bf?

 

Uravity: hdseuhsfuhsouefgs9eu7hfgsu

 

Deku: DJEDSHBJESNHBFUSEHBFUIEHFWHAT?!!

 

Uravity: WE ARE NOT TOGETHER IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!

 

Deku: ^

 

 

Tenya Iida: @Deku Please do not ban people for something so trivial! And @John Cena, The Japanese Schoolgirl please do not make assumptions about people’s relationships, it can be incredibly awkward for all parties involved. Also I will add your real name to the end of your nickname so I can identify you! Same with anyone else with odd names that are not their real name/Hero name/Common nickname

 

Tenya Iida changed John Cena, The Japanese Schoolgirl’s name to John Cena (Hagakure)

Tenya Iida changed The Ultimate Sugar Rush’s name to Ultimate Sugar Rush (Satou)

 

 

John Cena (Hagakure): *shrugs* Fair enough Either way I got my answer *Hugs the broccoli child*

 

Deku: *hugs back*?

 

John Cena (Hagakure): ^^

 

Uravity: Aww cute!

 

Deku: I’m still confused about the name?

 

Froppy: Hair

 

Deku: OH! Wait really broccoli child?

 

Uravity: It’s either that or “Cinnamon roll”

 

Yaomomo: I prefer Cinnamon roll because he’s super sweet

 

Dark Shadow and his slave: ^

 

Deku: doihwouehuoehsu IIDA HELP!

 

Tenya Iida: ......I think “Green bunny” would be better if you consider his hero costume

 

Deku: JUCEGSIYGECFEIGF IIDA WHY?!

 

Tenya Iida: Because denying that you’re cute is like denying the sun is real

 

Deku: hjhjuhfuhes >/////<

 

Froppy: Well done, Iida. You made him use emoticons. He hardly ever uses them

 

Ready player Hard, Red, Manly

 

 

Froppy: ….

 

Uravity: ….

 

John Cena, (Hagakure): JFC

 

Yaomomo: Kirishima I presume?

 

Hard, Red, Manly: Yup! Awesome idea for a class server, I can’t wait til everyone is in!

 

Froppy: No offense, Kirishima but….Are you sure about your name?

 

Hard, Red, Manly: Yeah, there’s not a problem is there?

 

Yaomomo: Not as far as I see?

 

Deku: ….

 

Deku: Sorry Kirishima

 

Hard, Red, Manly: What for? Midobro?

 

Deku changed Hard, Red, Manly’s name to Hard D, Red Face, Man Lover-ly

 

Deku: That

 

John Cena (Hagakure): sdhufjaeaesgh OMFG JFC MIDORI! XD

 

Uravity: WHO CORRUPTED THE SUNSHINE CHILD!

 

Yaomomo: Oh my….Now I see what they mean

 

Hard D, Red Face, Man Lover-ly:  Welp….this name is ruined for me now.

 

Deku: Sorry Kirishima, I had to

 

Hard D, Red Face, Man Lover-ly changed their name to Red Riot

Tenya Iida: no you did not and I am frankly shocked and appalled you of all people would do this, Midoriya!

 

Deku: Oh no, Dad’s gonna pull the disappointment card on me.

 

Uravity: FGBESGFHUEGUH

 

John Cena (Hagakure): Ok that decides it

 

A wild Alien Queen appeared.

 

John Cena (Hagakure): Friendship with Ashido over, Midoriya is my new best friend

 

Alien Queen: D=

 

John Cena (Hagakure): Scroll up.

 

Alien Queen: …

 

Alien Queen: That’s a perfectly valid reason and I would do the same thing

 

Tenya Iida: …Why Midoriya

 

Yaomomo: Izuku has less of a filter when texting because he sends his message without reading it over because he doesn’t want to make everyone else wait meaning you get his thoughts without any carful tinkering on his part. It’s lead to some amazing comments in our PM’s

 

Alien Queen: !!! Share now please!

 

Yaomomo uploaded Sassy-Izu-1.JPG

             Yaomomo: but are we sure Kirishima’s hardening doesn’t have

some form of weakness?

 

             Deku: At least SOME of his hardening wouldn’t be able to withstand a cold shower. Of course you only have to deal with that if he sees Kacchan

 

           Yaomomo: wait WHAT?!

 

Red Riot: BRO WHY?!

 

Deku: Sorry…

 

Alien Queen: @Deku teach me please master!

 

John Cena (Hagakure): Kinky~

 

Alien Queen: IHfheau fu…Well at least you don’t need training X.X

 

Deku: HGWIYDGIYGIYYIGW

 

Tenya Iida: PLEASE REFRAIN FROM THAT TYPE OF SPEECH @John Cena (Hagakure)

 

Froppy: Well that happened

 

Uravity: Who said this was a good idea?

 

Yaomomo: Me

 

Tenya Iida: Me

 

Deku: Not me

 

Yaomomo: ?! But you were the one who suggested all this in the first place!

 

Deku: When has an idea needed to be a good one for me to go through with it?

 

Yaomomo: …Touché

 

 

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, Kouda is in the server with you

 

Kouda: H-hi

 

Alien Queen: *gasp* THE ANGEL SPEAKS!

 

Deku: Kouda! Hi, welcome.

 

Kouda: @Alien Queen  I…um…I’m more comfortable talking through text. I’m not active though, sorry

 

Deku: that’s fine! It the same for Tokoyami and Satou. You don’t need to speak at all if you don’t want to.

 

Uravity: Finally, the cinnamon roll is back.

 

John Cena (Hagakure): He was a sinn-amon roll for a bit :p

 

Deku: …*Sigh*

 

Yaomomo: To be fair Izuku you brought it on yourself

 

Deku: I know, Momo, I know

 

Hey! Listen! Earjacks is here!

 

Alien Queen: ! Best girl is here!

 

Earjacks: oh god what fresh hell is this

 

Deku: All best girls are here. All 6 of them!

 

Yaomomo: Told you his filter goes, and its great ^^ *Hugs Midoriya*

 

Uravity: AWW, Deku! *Joins the hug*

 

Alien Queen: ^//^ *also joins the hug*

 

Froppy: Thanks Midoriya

 

John Cena (Hagkaure): Cinnamon roll! *hugs as well*

 

Earjacks: ….thanks but I’m not doing the silly asterisk thing

 

Alien Queen: :(

 

Earjacks: ….Fine *Joins the hug*

 

Deku: T-thanks g-guys but was just telling the truth….

 

Dark Shadow and his slave: @Ultimate Sugar Rush (Satou) Hi yes I think you put too much sugar into the group chat, it’s sickeningly sweet

 

Deku: Sorry did you want to be a best girl as well Tokoyami? Could of just said, don’t need to be salty over it

 

Earjacks: IHWSuohuw OMFG

 

John Cena (Hagakure): The Sinnamon roll is back

 

Uravity: Alright, Deku needs to be declared a national treasure.

 

Yaomomo: Agreed

 

Earjacks: agreed

 

Froppy: Yup

 

John Cena (Hagakure): He really does

 

Dark Shadow and his slave: What a mad banquet of darkness

 

Deku: I think that’s Tokoyami for “I give up”

 

Alien Queen: Midori

 

Deku: Yeah?

 

Alien Queen: Never change, this is amazing

 

Deku: uh…ok, I guess?

 

It's dangerous to go alone, take Lord Explosion murder!

 

 

Deku: Heya!

 

Lord Explosion Murder: Hey Zu-chan

 

Red Riot: You know, its kinda creepy how you two just get along now a days

 

Lord Explosion Murder: Would you rather we were at each other throats, shitty hair?

 

Red Riot: ….Fair. You may be at each other’s throats again if you’re unfortunate to meet deku’s dark side he apparently has though.

 

Lord Explosion Muder: huh?

 

Deku: o h  n o

 

Deku: …I deserve this, it’s karma.

 

Red Riot: Scroll up to the point where I joined Bakubro

 

Uravity: So who wants to write Deku’s eulogy?

 

Lord Explosion Murder: ….Fucker

 

Iida: PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SWEARING @Lord Explosion Murder

 

Yaomomo: That was a surprisingly restrained response from him, considering….

 

Deku: He really has changed since…Well we all know what

 

Never gonna give Sparkles up. Never gonna let Sparkles down

 

Sparkles: Bonjour mes amis

 

Uravity: never thought I’d say this but thank god for Aoyoma

 

Sparkles: But surely you should be saying it every day Mon Cheri!

 

Uravity: no I’m fine with this being the exception thanks.

 

John Cena (Hagakure): and there goes another Cinnamon roll…are all our nice classmates’ secretly brutal savages or just you two?

 

Deku: Yes

 

Uravity: Yes

 

Alien Queen: Jeez, you two

 

HA! Sparky has joined! You activated my trap card!

 

Deku: Kaminari? Because if so that’s perfect

 

Sparky: Yeah but how’s it perfect?

 

Deku: Because you look like a Yu-Gi-Oh character

 

Earjacks: OMG He’s right!

 

Alien Queen: Are we gonna watch a duel now?

 

Sparky: No. I actually don’t like Yu-Gi-Oh, tried it and it was super frustrating

 

Alien Queen: Fair enough

 

Tenya Iida changed Sparkles name to Sparkles (Aoyoma)

Tenya Iida changed Sparky name to Sparky (Kaminari)

 

Tenya Iida: Your names would have been confusing otherwise

 

Sparky (Kaminari): Yeah guess it would have been :p

 

Challenger approaching – Katy Perry has appeared!

 

Katy Perry: I’m only here because Midoriya is

 

Alien Queen: uhhh??

 

Froppy: No clue

 

Deku: TODOROKI! Glad you’re here!

 

Uravity: Katy Perry?

 

Katy Perry: Midoriya told me it would be a good username for me. Apparently she’s an American singer from before quirks. She made a song called “Hot and Cold” or something

 

Lord Explosion Murder: @Deku because of this, you’re forgiven for earlier

 

Earjacks: jeez Midoriya, just how much do you know about the time before quirks?

 

Deku: ….More than necessary?

 

Handicapped Miles Prower just showed up. Hold my beer.

 

Iida: No alcohol in the class server!

 

Handicapped Miles Prower: It’s a welcoming message Iida, it doesn’t mean anything.

 

Deku: Heya Ojiro!

 

Handicapped Miles Prower: Oh good someone got my name then?

 

Earjacks: Let me guess, ANOTHER thing from before quirks?

 

Deku: ….

 

Earjacks: I’ll take that as a yes

 

Welcome Walking Tape Dispenser. We hope you brought pizza

 

Walking Tape Dispenser: but….I never said I’d bring pizza

 

Red Riot: GIVE

 

Sparky: US

 

Alien Queen: PIZZA!

 

Deku: ugh….

 

Yaomomo: Something the matter Izuku?

 

Deku: I can’t stand pizza

 

Alien Queen: WHAT?!

 

John Cena (Hagkure): HERESY!

 

Deku *shrugs* It makes me feel sick so…

 

Red Riot: Fair I guess but how does pizza make you sick?

 

Deku: I can’t stand food with hot cheese in general and letting cool down doesn’t help any either

 

Sparky: Well that sucks :(

 

 

 

Big Octopussy just joined the server!

 

Tenya Iida: THAT NAME IS INCREDIBLY INAPROPRIATE FOR A SETTING LIKE THIS!

 

Octopussy: Sorry, was waiting til I was in to change it proper. I like it for my personal stuff

 

Octopussy changed their name to Shoji

 

Shoji: There

 

Tenya Iida: Thank you!

 

Deku: Am I the only one who kinda wishes shoji had a whale-like quirk now?

 

Froppy: I don’t get why we would?

 

Yaomomo: I also don’t get- Oh wait, IZUKU NO!

 

Sparky: Huh?

 

Deku: because then his name could have been “Moby Dick” when he joined and made it even more perfect.

 

Uravity: ALL RIGHT SERIOUSLY WHO CORRUPTED HIM?!

 

Deku: Multiple people. All Might is quite high up there TBCH

 

Katy Perry: So…….Fighting the culprit is out of the question then I guess.

 

Deku: IT WAS NEVER IN THE QUESTION!

 

Yaomomo: So that’s everyone I believe?

 

Deku: Yeah it should be. No person was forgotten

 

Mineta arrived. Party’s over

 

Deku: Like I said, no PERSON was forgotten