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July 26th 8:22 pm
boruto stans interact @ _uwusarah
if only @boruhoe knew what i'd let him do to me hnnjhgghhh,
8:29 pm
Sarada Uchiha @saradaa
@boruhoe this is the 9th thirst tweet for you that i'm seeing today and i don't think i can take it anymore
8:29 pm
i'm really boruto @boruhoe
@saradaa is that jealousy i smell? also @_uwusarah i'd be more than happy to find out if you know what i mean-
8:29 pm
boruto stans interact @_uwusarah
holy shit! he replied! HE REPLIED HJMSKAKDJFN a god replied to my tweet
8:30 pm
Kagami @ka.gam1
wow he can top me any day. any. day.
8:30 pm
i'm really boruto @boruhoe
@ka.gam1 does tomorrow work for you? ;)
8:30 pm
Kagami @ka.gam1
@boruhoe i-
8:31 pm
Sarada Uchiha @saradaa
@boruhoe literally don't encourage this????
8:33 pm
i'm really boruto @boruhoe
@saradaa let me have my fun
8:34 pm
Naruto Uzumaki @narutouzumaki
@boruhoe Boruto, you're banned from twitter oh my god
8:34 pm
Sarada Uchiha @saradaa
AAHHAH ITS WHAT HE DESERVES
8:35 pm
i'm really boruto @boruhoe
why is the hokage even on twitter ew what the fuck
8:35 pm
Sarada Uchiha @saradaa
@boruhoe He's literally your dad
8:36 pm
i'm really boruto @boruhoe
@saradaa okay why is my dad on twitter ew what the fuck
8:36 pm
Naruto Uzumaki @narutouzumaki
@boruhoe Language
8:37 pm
i'm really boruto @boruhoe
@narutouzumaki fuck okay
8:56 pm
boruto stans interact @_uwusarah
this really just happened huh perhaps i cant breathe-
July 29th 8:43 am
i'm really boruto @boruhoe
if i jump off a building, PLEASE don't call my aunt sakura, she'd heal me and then i'd fucking survive :((((
8:44 am
chlamydia tingz @leslioop
a mood
8:44 am
spam acc @caermit
rt
8:45 am
Ella @ellalala_
RTTTTT
8:45 am
want 2 shikaDIE @shikashikadai
me every day
8:45 am
sherri @sherrianderson1624
oh look, boruto is one of us
8:46 am
Sarada Uchiha @saradaa
damn it isn't boruto supposed to be banned from twitter
8:46 am
Sasuke @sasukeuchiha
@boruhoe I don't know what's going on with you but this sounds serious. Should I call Naruto?
8:48 am
i'm really boruto @boruhoe
@sasukeuchiha don't bother. this is all his fault anyways i don't want to hear from that man
8:49 am
Fuck i dropped my mental stability @cccarolx.00
@boruhoe bby what's wrong :(
8:52 am
i'm really boruto @boruhoe
@cccarolx.00 life isn't fair, that's what
July 29th 11:09 am
Naruto Uzumaki @narutouzumaki
I ate the rest of the Cheerios this morning and now my son won't talk to me and I don't know where he is
11:10 am
Sasuke @sasukeuchiha
Oh is this what he was going off about earlier?
11:11 am
Naruto Uzumaki @narutouzumaki
@sasukeuchiha What? What was he saying?
11:12 am
Sarada Uchiha @saradaa
@narutouzumaki your son is a dramatic bitch and it truly amazes me. all this over some cheerios-
11:13 am
i'm really boruto @boruhoe
@saradaa laugh it up. i'm at your house and your mom let me have the rest of YOUR cheerios
11:13 am
Naruto Uzumaki @narutouzumaki
@boruhoe Come home now
11:14 am
Sarada Uchiha @saradaa
@boruhoe i really hope you're joking but knowing you,,, youre probably not
11:15 am
Sasuke @sasukeuchiha
@boruhoe @sakurauchiha Is he really at our house?
11:16 am
Sakura Uchiha @sakurauchiha
@sasukeuchiha To be fair, he asked nicely...
11:16 am
i'm really boruto @boruhoe
@sakurauchiha love you aunt sakura!!!! we stan an aunt who doesn't neglect children!!!
11:16 am
Sakura Uchiha @sakurauchiha
@boruhoe Aw kid you're so sweet! I love you too! But you're right next to me, so I don't know why we're tweeting these things :>
11:17 am
Naruto Uzumaki @narutouzumaki
@boruhoe Stop implying that I neglect you! I'll go grocery shopping with your mom I promise just stop being dramatic and come home
11:18 am
Sarada Uchiha @saradaa
@sakurauchiha mom you should've let him starve
11:18 am
i'm really boruto @boruhoe
@saradaa choke. your mom loves me!!!