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arthur
This is fcuking BULLSHIT. Riggs changed his goddamn mind a tthe last minute AGAIN. What the FUCK.
WHAT THE FUCKING FCUK
FCUK*
FUKC**
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FUCK*********
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n a good evning 2 u 2 darling
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r u drunk rn?
W/O ME????
Sent Tues at 1:16am
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how ws the hangover?
Fuck off.
did wondesr 4 ur desposition i c
servs u rite goin out w/o me
Literally, how did you even get into this school?
swept em off their feet w/ my dashing good looks n charm ofc
did u evn go 2 class today?
I had to; Riggs has it out for me.
he srsly scrapped the whole thing?
Most of it, yeah. I’ll be up all night to come up with something else to fit the prof’s new requirements. I hate his class so much.
watch ur blood pressur
Keep an eye on the news; we might actually have a documented case of spontaneous human combustion tonight.
Sent Tues 10:03pm
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ARTHUR
ARHTUR R U AWAKE??
PLS REPSOND
**ARTHUR***
Missed call at 4:31am
Missed call at 4:35am
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What the fuck.
OH THANK GOD
Are you okay??
Arthur --> 4:39am
00:00:31
y u hang up on me? :’(((
I swear to god.
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH THAT STUPID HORROR MOVIE.
JUST GO TO SLEEP.
ARTHUR PLS
Jesus Christ.
Sent Thurs 4:44am
Arthur --> 4:44am
01:03:16
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u goin 2 aris 2nite?
She told me she’d me drag me over if she had to.
Plus, she knows I finally finished Riggs’ goddamn project, so might as well kill my remaining brain cells with alcohol.
thats the spirit
See you there.
Sent Fri 7:45pm
You here yet?
by the pool
Sent Fri 10:15pm
I kindo f laid down
And don’t re alllly know w here.
donw orry darlign i do
Sent Sat 1:15am
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Goddamnit, I said no hickies, Eames.
Jesus, I think I’m missing some chunks in my neck.
whats that bloody phrse u amricans have about the pot n kettle
Eames has sent a photo.
n ari sends her regards
Eames has sent a photo.
u make a wonderful body pillow
Damnit. And of course Ariadne’s already uploaded it on Facebook.
did u kno theyve been betting on us??
I think they’ve been betting since that Halloween party last semester.
damn
shouldve bet n won the pool ourselves
couldve finally gotten u those dead flowers ur so fond of
Dead flowers. They’re pressed bookmarks, asshat.
Such a romantic.
only thebest 4 u darling <3
Sent Sat 1:43pm