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Luxanna has created groupchat ‘SG’
Luxanna has added Jinx, Poppy, Janna, Lulu and Ahri
Luxanna has given Ahri Admin privileges
Luxanna: Hi guys! I thought tit could be neat to make us all a group chat!
Luxanna: @Ahri, sorry I only added you! I don’t know Sarah or Syndra’s number, so I figured you could add them more easily! :)
Jinx: firstly
Jinx: how r u so hppy
Jinx: nextly
Jinx: this gon be chaotic as fcuk
Jinx: I approve
Jinx: finally
Jinx has changed their nickname to ‘bestie’
Jinx has changed Luxanna’s nickname to ‘BORING’
bestie: u rlly souldve disabled nicknames
bestie: also ‘tit’
BORING has changed their nickname to ‘Lux’
Lux has changed bestie’s nickname to ‘Bestie’
Lux: You’re going to be a majority of the chaos here Jinx.
Ahri: idk about that
Ahri: Syndras a Syndra
Ahri: and Xayahs a Xayah
Ahri has changed her nickname to ‘Foxy’
Foxy has added Syndra, MF, Ezreal, Soraka, Xayah, Rakan and Neeko.
Syndra has changed their nickname to ‘Balls’
Ezreal has changed their nickname to ‘M-Indiana Jones’
Xayah has changed M-Indiana Jones’s nickname to ‘Starboy’
Xayah has changed Rakan’s nickname to ‘Starboy 2.0’
Starboy: But.
Starboy: he came first?
Starboy: I know you’re just sayin hes better
Starboy: but
Xayah has changed Starboy 2.0’s nickname to ‘OGIsBetter’
Starboy: yah, that works
MF: what’s the deal with this?
Lux: I just figured it would be a nice way to stay in touch!
Lux: What with K/DA and Ez’s soccer stuff.
Bestie: @Lulu @Poppy @Janna i cn see u rnt busy read chat
Lulu: I’ve been hear the whole time! I’m pondering a nickname!
Bestie: k 1 shortie here
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna shortie 2+tallie join us
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Bestie: @Poppy @Janna
Starboy: how the hell r u typing so fast
Bestie: its called copy/paste blondie
Poppy: I was washing the dishes Jinx
Poppy: Which you could see
Poppy: clearly
Bestie: wats ur point
Janna: I am here.
Balls: wondered where you were lurking.
Foxy: don’t you guys still live together @Bestie?
Bestie: yea y?
Foxy: couldn’t you just
Foxy: yell irl
Foxy: instwad of spamming chat
Bestie: ye y?
Foxy: …
Foxy: nice to know Star Guardians are still more chaotic than K/da
Foxy: which
Foxy: there are way more sg than kda
Foxy: but still an achievement
Neeko: Neeko thinks this is a great idea!
Neeko: ooh, can people suggest nicknames for Neeko!
Bestie: adorable bean
Neeko: but Neeko is not a bean? Neeko is Oovi-kat?
Foxy: it’s a saying Neeko
Foxy: she’s saying your adorable
Neeko: Oh!
Neeko: Thank you Jinx!
Neeko: but Neeko thinks ‘adorable bean’ is a bit long
Neeko: maybe just ‘bean’?
Foxy has changed Neeko’s nickname to ‘Bean’
Foxy: looks good to me
Bean: Neeko likes! Thank you @Bestie!
Starboy: looking cool Neeks1
Starboy: btw, @Foxy, hows Kai’sa doin?
MF: ^
Foxy: shes good
Foxy: been checking out the Pizza girl ;)
Starboy: Im glad shes doin well
Starboy: checking out checking out, or Ahri thinks shes checking out checking out?
MF: ^
Foxy: First of
Foxy: hey.
Bestie: oi the counting thing is mine!
Foxy: secondly
Foxy: we’ve been eating pizza every time its her turn to cook for 3 weeks nw
Foxy: which, consider that Kai’sa basically cooks every day anyway
Foxy: bc she’s the only one who actually likes it
Lux: wait, it’s always the same gal?
Foxy: yeah, I think Kai’sa times it?
Foxy: either that or she’s lucky af
MF: probs latter
Starboy: ^
Starboy: lol, role reversal! ~
MF:
Starboy: I am sufficiently threatened
Starboy: how do you even send nothing?!
MF: figure it out, Starboy
OGIsBetter: she just sends a space
OGIsBetter: she got a friend to hack it so the messanger cant tell
MF: y tho Rakan
OGIsBetter: you took the last piece of chocolate! :)
MF: I TOLD YOU THAT WAS SYNDRA!
OGIsBetter: I DON’T BELIEVE YOU!
Balls: oh, it was me.
OGIsBetter: and you always lie so it was Sarah!
Ballls: :)
Xayah: that’s mean Syndra
Xayah: I can respect that.
MF: I’m so done. -_-
Foxy: hey @Lux, hows your acting going anyway?
Lux: Pretty well, thank you for asking!
Lux: I’m playing a magic thief who has to hide her powers right now,
Lux: it’s pretty cool, and my co-stars are super nice!
Foxy: glad to hear it
Foxy: what about you @Bestie ?
Bestie has changed her nickname to BestSpacePirate
BestSpacePirate: i get to help with the BOOMS!
BestSpacePirate: mostly cause we have like no budget
BestSpacePirate: ziggsy lends a hand to
BestSpacePirate: i think all the money went to getting sona and yas tbh
BestSpacePirate: but that makes it waaaaay more fun
BestSpacePirate: even if yas talks less then sona off set
Foxy: o rite
Foxy: how’s Sona doing?
MF: ^
Starboy: I reiterate the above question
BestSpacePirate: wierdly snarky considering she cant talk
Starboy: Yup, sound =s like Sona
Foxy: the snark is strong in that one
MF: ^
Balls: well, this chat is certainly helping the celebrities keep in touch.
Balls: with other, not-in-chat celebrities
Foxy: if you think this level of namedrops is bad, you should see the K/da chat Syn
Foxy: or just chat to Eve
Foxy: she’s the our most connected member
Foxy: and she’s y’know
Foxy: Evelynn
Foxy: gtg, pizza time
Starboy: is it ‘cute Pizza girl’ again?
Foxy: duh
Lux: Which pizza place does she work for, anyway?
Foxy: uhhh
Foxy: one sec
Foxy: k asked Bokkie
Foxy: its Shurimia Pizzaria
Lux: oh, is it Sivir?
Foxy: uhhh
Foxy: asking Bokkie
Foxy: k, Bokkie doesn’t know
Foxy: one sec, making her get her flirting together already
Foxy: three weeks of awkward flirting and still hasn’t asked her name
Foxy: she’s more of a disaster than Ez
Starboy: HEY!
Starboy: YOU AREN’T WRONG
Starboy: BUT IT STILL HURTS!
Foxy: sorry, not sorry (:
Xayah: You’ve been pining after the same girl for how long now Inferior Rakan?
MF: Can you really comment on pining, you tsundere?
Xayah: IM NOT A TSUNDERE
MF: well you’re not one now.
MF: Say, @Ahri, do you still have the old chat logs?
Foxy: still busy
Foxy: also yeah
Foxy: also also yeah pizza girl is Sivir
Xayah: I STG I WILL BREAK YOUR PHONE FOX
Foxy: theyre on cloud
Foxy: also muting chat a sec
Lux: Huh.
Lux: Honestly, I prefer Birdio’s chicken.
Lux: Mostly because I prefer Birdio.
Lux: but Sivir’s nice!
MF: wait, you prefer fried chicken
MF: bc you prefer the mascot?
Lux: Well, it’s kinda a long story, but Birdio was my very first friend!
BestSpacePirate: as her very 2nd frend
BestSpacePirate: can confirn
BestSpacePirate: the statu guy is cool
BestSpacePirate: used to giv me free stuff b4 i got a job
BestSpacePirate: i wroked for him 4 a bit
Lux: He’s actually how we met!
Lux: I was visiting him, and he introduced me to his favourite delivery girl!
Lux: I think he knew I wanted a friend my own age…
BestSpacePirate: defo knew I needed a sugar daddy
Bean: what’s a sugar daddy?
BestSpacePirate: …
Lux: Jinx!
BestSpacePirate: the children were being quiet i forgot they were here
Lux: I didn't even notice that.
Lux: Jinx!*2!
Foxy: sorry Neeko, ask again later.
Foxy: @everyone, I need a hand, who wants to be added to K/da chat?