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"Bzzzzt."
"Bzzzzt."
"Bzzt. Bzzt."
"..."
"Bzzzzzzzzzzt."
Yuuri yanked his phone off of the night stand in frustration, not wanting to deal with whatever idiocracy that was happening right now. There were over 50 notifications from Instagram and Yuuri hurriedly clicked on one, eager to go back to sleep.
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[A photo of a younger Yuuri and another B-boy in the middle of a dance battle at a park]
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detroit-city-dancing-man I've had this photo in my cloud for a few years and I had forgotten about it completely. My friend took this photo of us having a battle and sent it to me, and I have yet to find out who this man is. Can someone try and find him? I'm pretty desperate! #breaking #detroit
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digimonfanboy I kind of recognize him? He seems familiar.
TooFarInTheCloset digimonfanboy I think he's an athlete? I don't pay too much to sports so I'm not sure
iceskatershavenicebutts OH MY GOD- @katsukidon_yuuri OH MY GOOOOOOD
phichit+chu Putting your good skills to use I see~ sending you to that class was a good idea @katsukidon-yuuri
do-the-bartman Oh wow. That's... wow.
+friendlyneighborhoodsimp+ digimonfanboy He's a figure skater who got a silver medal in the GPF last year
v-nikiforov That was kind of hot Wow Yuuri!!!!! So Cool!
mina-ken-kenjirou OH MY GOODNESS YUURI-KUN @katsukidon-yuuri
sukeota3sisters @katsukidon_yuuri Will be using for blackmail, thank you
Potts'n'Pans Hey that looks like @katsukidon-yuuri !
Grumpy-Scottish-Professor Potts'n'Pans Whohoo. Mystery solved. Now please pay attention before your grade drops. And how do I change my name?
yuuko-nishi sukeota3sisters NO GO TO BED YOU THREE
christophe-gc Yuuri, I didn't know you could breakdance! How come you didn't invite me? 😉
yuri-plisetsky @katsukidon-yuuri Wait a minute katsudon, YOU USED TO BE A B-BOY?
DetroitBreakersOfficial @katsukidon-yuuri Oh hey! I seriously had no Idea you were a Professional athlete! I just thought you were in Detroit for college! A quick Google search goes a long way.
katsukidon-yuuri Oh. I don't even remember doing this. and phichit+chu "sending me"? You threatened to attack me with your hamsters!
phichit+chu Okay I will admit to that, but did you really think that would work?
katsukidon-yuuri It was very threatening In the moment, Phichit. I have anxiety.
detroit-city-dancing-man katsukidon-yuuri Woah! Hey dude! That was you? Mind if I PM?
katsukidon-yuuri uh yeah no problem...
Yuuri was not prepared for any of this. At all. He sighed and leaned over to turn the lamp on, blinking away sleep in the process. Getting more rest wasn't an option anymore, apparently.