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Group Chat: Akuma Class (November 21st)
Alya: are we gonna talk about the fact that all the superheroes that identities were expose have some sort of connection to this class or no?
Juleka: What do you mean?
Alya: your brother was viperion, kagami is friends with adrien and Mari, several of us were superheroes
Alya: is LB in our class?
Max: There is a chance that she is in our class but it is unlikely
Max: When I got the Miraculous it was a decision she made on the fly because when my mom was akumatized there was a part of the train that had low oxygen levels therefore I would not be able to go in without dying.
Max: Also, Markov and I were with Ladybug and Chat Noir and Ladybug needed to use the Miraculous to go through with her plan so she let me use it.
Kim: my miraculous was dropped in the bathtub
Nino: U found ur miraculous in ur bathtub?
Kim: no it was in Adrien’s bathtub
Ivan: y were you in Adrien’s bathtub?
Kim: i was swimming
Adrien: You were swimming in my bathtub????
Kim: Yea
Kim: ur out of bubble bath btw
Adrien: noted
Nino: LB gave me my miraculous cause i kept on trying to save Alya when her big sis got akumatized
Alya: i got mine when the twins were akumatized
Alya: she seemed like she knew who I was
Alya: though she might just know me from my blog
Lila: There’s no way Ladybug’s in our class! She’s my best friend! I would know if she's in our class!
Marinette: LB is smart enough not to do something like that
Ivan: what do you mean?
Marinette: Ladybug wouldn’t choose people that she knows in real life to help out because that could lead people to her identity!
Marinette: She probably has a secret informant or something
Marinette: Someone that’s been here throughout the entire year so that she can easily contact them
Alya: Oooh that would be so cool!!
Adrien: Ya know that’s a very specific assumption, Marinette
Marinette: Really?
Adrien: Yeah…
Alix: why the fuck did you use an elipse
Alix: elipsees*
Alix: epilepsy*
Alix: how the fuck do you spell it?
Kim: alipsees
Max: ellipses*
Alix: THANK YOU!
Adrien: Marinette
Marinette: ?????
Adrien: Are you Ladybug
Marinette: ?????????????????????????????????
Adrien: Lol, sorry sent it by accident
Adrien: Are you Ladybug’s informant?
Marinette: What?
Marinette: No
Marinette: Why would you think that
Adrien: Cause you're awesome
Adrien: And you guys share a lot of traits!
Marinette: No we don’t!
Adrien: Yea you do
Adrien: You’re both smart, nice, and brave!
Nino: take the flirting to the pms pls and ty
Marinette: ASKJSDVDBIH NINO!
Adrien: i’m not flirting, Nino
Adrien: i’m just telling the truth
Marinette: askjbdfklphrmatu
Adrien: Is she okay?
Nathanaël: She’s just having a bi panic she’s fine
Alya: is it really a bi panic if she’s thinking about a boy
Marinette: 1 Everything I do is a bi panic
Alya: valid
Nathanaël: Mood
Marinette: 2 No I am not LB’s informat
Adrien: Are you sure?
Marinette: Yes, I’m sure
Alya removed Marinette and Adrien from the chat
Alya: so we all know adriens the informant right?
Nino: yep
Kim: definitely
Juleka: It’s kind of obvious
Rose: wait but he thought Marinette was the informant
Mylene: yeah I’m confused
Alya: he was obviously trying to seem less suspicious when he was causing Mari
Alya: also chloé was a hero once upon a time heroes and they hate each other so why would Mari recommend her as a hero?
Alix: can’t believe adriens the reason some of you guys are heroes
Nino: he rlly is the best bro anyone could ask 4
Kim: we should get him gifts as a way to say ty!!!!
Alya: that’s a great idea!
Juleka: i’ll make sure to tell Luka
Alya: i can bother Mari till she gives me kagami’s number
Alya: i can also try to see if LB will confirm theory
Alya: she probably won’t say is name tho for safety reasons
Nino: K
Alya: I’m adding adrien and Mari back now
Alya has added Adrien and Marinette to the chat
Adrien: Why’d you kick us out? :(
Nino: u were flirting 2 much
Adrien: I wasn’t flirting
Kim: it seemed like u were
Marinette: My childhood friends, Kim and Nino
Marinette: I love you both dearly
Marinette: You’re the brothers I never had and never wanted
Marinette: But please stop
Adrien: You guys grew up together?
Kim: lol, yeah
Nino: we probably have so much dirt on each other
Kim: like Marinette used to take a cat plushie to school everyday
Marinette: KIM
Alya: awww
Adrien: That’s adorable
Kim: whoops
Marinette: KIM CRIED DURING THE LITTLE MERMAID
Alix: ha
Kim: I WAS 10
Kim: BACK ME UP HERE NINO
Nino: srry dude ur on ur own
Nino: mari has more dirt on the two of us than we have on her combined
Nino: we were rlly dumb kids
Nino: plus our moms love her and would gladly tell her embarrassing stories
Nino: there is no winning this fight
Marinette: Wise choice
Alya: girl i’m officially scared of you
Lila: yeah marinette u shouldn’t blackmail people
Marinette: It’s not black mail
Marinette: I’m not forcing them to do anything
Marinette: I just have a lot of ammunition if they want to go to war with me
Alya: I-
Kim: ur a coward Nino
Kim: a coward
Nino: say what u want about me but mari babysits chris when i want to go on dates with alya so i’m staying on her good side
Nathanaël: Marinette has too much power
Marinette: As much as I love talking to you guys, I’m going to bed
Alya: sleep if for the weak
Alya: you’re a weakling
Marinette: Love ya too Alya
Private Message: Alya & Marinette (November 23rd)
Marinette: Why is everyone giving Adrien presents?
Marinette: Is it Adrien appreciation day and nobody told me?
Alya: we’re giving him gifts cause he’s LB’s informat!
Marinette: what?
Alya: yeah, i mean who else would recommend chloé getting a miraculous
Alya: and he was accusing you because you were able to find out an informat exists!
Alya: i’m trying to find LB and CN when they’re on patrol and ask them in person if an informant exists so that i’ll know for sure
Marinette: Is that why you took Adrien and I out of the group chat yesterday?
Alya: Yeh
Alya: gotta go! LB and CN’s patrol starts soon and i wanna talk to them!
Group Chat: Akuma Class (November 23rd)
Alya: GUYS
Adrien: What is it Alya?
Alya: I RAN INTO LADYBUG AND CHAT NOIR WHILE THEY WERE PATROLLING AND THEY DO HAVE AN INFORMANT
Alya: also they mentioned someone named multimouse and i would like to know who the fuck that is
Alya: ANYWAY
Alya: HERE!
(video of Ladybug and Chat Noir standing in front of the camera. Alya is holding the camera.
Alya: So my class has a theory that LB has an informant that helps her choose the temporary heroes. Is that true?
Ladybug: It is but for safety reasons I can’t tell you they’re name. I can tell you that they would love it if someone got them sweets from the Dupain-Cheng’s bakery
Chat Noir: Speaking of Dupain-Cheng
Ladybug: We’re not bringing back Multimouse
Chat Noir: Come on! She was awesome!
Ladybug: No. *swings away*
Chat Noir: Bugaboo! Come back! *pole vaults after her*)
Kim: y did CN bring up a mouse when marinette’s family’s bakery was mentioned
Alya: the bakery has good cheese bread
Kim: true
Adrien: I know this is off topic but is there a reason you all are giving me gifts today?
Adrien: I appreciate it but I didn’t do anything
Nino: we just love you dude
Adrien: I love you guys too! <3
Group Chat: Superheroes (November 23rd)
Alya: lol it’s cute that Adrien is still pretending he’s not LB’s informant
Nino: speaking of Adrien…
Nino has added Adrien to the chat
Kagami: I thought that only heroes would be in this chat
Kagami: Was I misinformed?
Alya: no, it’s supposed to be a heroes only group chat
Alya: nino what’s adrien doing here?
Adrien: I’m Nino’s sidekick!
Kim: cool! i want a sidekick!
Alya: same
Alya has added Marinette to the chat
Marinette: Uh what?
Marinette: I’m not a superhero
Adrien: No, but you are our Everyday Ladybug!
Marinette: DJFKHLPDSLADGHJ
Alya: nino made adrien his sidekick so do you wanna be my sidekick?
Kagami: Marinette was one of my first friends
Kagami: Can she be my sidekick?
Luka: if she wants to be my sidekick I’ll take her
Kim: no fair! i want a sidekick!
Nino: can she be my second side kick?
Adrien: :(
Nino: srry dude, you'll always be my favorite sidekick tho
Adrien: It’s okay Nino. If I was a superhero I’d want Marinette to be my sidekick too
Marinette: LFADHFCSHDALJFHSGVAO
Alya: holy shit that was smooth as fuck!
Adrien: What did I do?
Kagami: Are you sure Marinette is just a friend to you Adrien?
Adrien: Yeah, why?
Luka: cause that sounded like flirting
Max: Indeed
Adrien: Don’t be ridiculous! Marinette and I are just friends
Alya removed Adrien from the chat
Group Chat: Akuma Class (November 30th)
Adrien: I love that you guys are giving me sweets but I have a diet and eating this many sweets is bad for it
Alix: Fuck your diet
Alix: VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Adrien: At least let me pay you guys back for them! I feel bad taking these when I haven’t done anything
Marinette: lol, all my friends get free sweets
Marinette: If you try and come to the bakery to pay for the sweets my parents will just smile at you, give you more free sweets, and then send you out the door before you even know what’s happening
Alya: can confirm this is a fact
Alya: it happened to me
Kim: they might also say something like ‘ur too skinny here have some free croissants’
Lila: Still Adrien shouldn’t be eating stuff like that. It’ll ruin his diet
Alix: As I said before: VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Mylene: don’t worry Lila a few croissants never hurt anyone
Group Chat: Akuma Class (December 2nd)
Adrien: MARINETTE MADE ME GLOVES
Nino: what
Adrien: MARINETTE GAVE ME LADYBUG THEMED GLOVES
Adrien: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
Marinette: I’m making a matching Chat Noir set that you can give to someone you want
Adrien: I’M GIVING THEM TO YOU
Marinette: me????
Adrien: YEAH! YOU MADE THEM YOU SHOULD GET TO KEEP A PAIR
Marinette: That’s nice of you but you don’t have to give them to me
Adrien: But I want you to have them :(
Marinette: I guess I’ll keep them then
Adrien: yay! :)
Alya: what the fuck
Alya: they literally aren’t in a relationship yet they made me feel single
Alya: nino come cuddle with me
Nino: on it babe
Group Chat: Akuma Class (December 4th)
Adrien: Marinette can your parents adopt me?
Marinette: One sec let me ask
Adrien: Wait I was joking
Marinette: Too bad they said they’d be willing to adopt you
Alya: or you guys can get married and you’be related to marinette’s parents
Alix: did you just hit on Adrien for Mari?
Alya: someone had to do it
Adrien: I don’t know. Marinette’s parents seem like they'd be good in-laws but my father would be a horrible one
Adrien: If we do get married though, I’m taking Marinette’s last name
Marinette: ASKJFDJKAFHKDBFADHFLABFJS
Adrien: Is she okay?
Alya: you broke her
Adrien: Oh no! What did I do? D:
Nino: bro
Kim: bro
Ivan: bro
Nathanaël: bro
Max: Bro
Private Message Adrien & Nino (December 5th)
Adrien: Nino
Adrien: Nino
Adrien: Nino help
Adrien: Nino
Nino: what is it dude?
Adrien: I think I have a crush on Marinette
Nino: duh
Adrien: ????
Nino: u told everyone in the class that u would take her last name if you got married
Nino: u didn’t even try to b like ‘no we’re just friends we’re not gonna marry each other’
Adrien: Ok maybe I should have realized that she wasn’t just a friend to me sooner
Adrien: But what should I do?
Nino: ask her out
Adrien: I can’t do that
Nino: y not?
Adrien: Marinette is so awesome why would she have a crush on me
Nino: u would be surprised
Adrien: ?????
Nino: just ask her out dude, she’ll say yes
Adrien: I’ll try
Group Chat: Superheroes Only (Sorry sidekicks) (December 5th)
Nino: adrien finally realized he has feelings 4 mari
Kagami: Finally!
Alya: you’re okay with this?
Kim: your*
Alya: no????
Kagami: I kept trying to get him to ask her out after we broke up but he kept on insisting that Marinette was “just a friend”
Kagami: I almost once took a picture of him staring at her lovingly just so I could say “do you look at all your friends like that?”
Nino: he’s convinced mari will reject him
Kim: what
Nino: he thinks mari is 2 cool 4 him
Alya: your sidekick is an idiot
Nino: bold words from someone who doesn’t have a sidekick
Luka: should we try helping adrien and mari get together?
Kagami: If it takes more than a month for them to confess to each other I might just shove them into a closet and see what happens
Alya: we all know Mari won’t confess so adrien has to do it
Nino: i can nag him about confessing but i’m not sure if it’ll work
Max: Perhaps encouraging Adrien to try and “woo” Marinette would be better
Max: For example, I’m sure you have noticed that Marinette gets cold very easily and that tends to make her tired. I have overheard Nino say that Adrien is always warm.
Max: Perhaps you could try and convince Adrien to hug Marinette often or something like that.
Alya: i didn’t know you would help us play matchmaker max
Max: Yes well I find the fact that they are not together yet despite the fact that they clearly have feelings for each other quite annoying.
Nino: so all i gotta do is convince adrien to try and woo mari
Max: Precisely
Nino: sweet
Group Chat: Heterosexuals? In this economy? (December 10th)
Marinette: AJKSAHFJSNFLJDFIAHFLJDNAJALJH
Alix: what the fuck did the adrien do this time?
Marinette: I FORGOT MY JACKET CAUSE I WAS RUNNING LATE AND WHEN WE WENT OUT FOR LUNCH WITH ALYA AND NINO HE NOTICED I WAS COLD AND HE GAVE ME HIS JACKET
Marinette: AND WHEN I PROTESTED HE JUST SMILED AT ME AND PUT THE JACKET AROUND MY SHOULDERS
Marinette: AND HE LITERALLY WOULDN’T TAKE IT BACK HE KEPT ON SAYING THAT HE WASN’T COLD AND I DIDN’T SEE HIM SHIVERING AT ALL SO I LET IT GO
Rose: Awww that’s so cute!
Marc: Is there more?
Marinette: HFLJADLHDLH YEAH
Marinette: HE WALKED ME HOME AFTER SCHOOL CAUSE HE HAD A LITTLE TIME BEFORE FENCING AND WHEN I TRIED TO GIVE IT BACK HE JUST SAID “keep it, it looks better on you anyway” AFHALJHFLKADJFAFLJHDAJ
Alix: he’s a model
Alix: he’s paid to look good in everything
Juleka: that sounded like something out of a romance novel
Marinette: DLJHDLHDSLJ I KNOW
Nathanaël: i literally have a bf and ur making me feel single
Juleka: she’s making us all feel single
Group Chat: Akuma Class (December 11th)
Adrien: Thank you for the LB and CN dolls Alya! They’re adorable!
Adrien: I hope they didn’t cost too much I can pay you back for them
Alya: don’t worry i got them for free
Alix: alya did u steal dolls???
Alya: wtf
Alya: no
Alya: i commissioned them from Mari
Alix: weakling
Alya: ?????
Alya: she doesn’t charge friends for her commissions
Adrien: But I feel bad about accepting these for free D:
Marinette: All of my friends get free stuff from me Adrien
Marinette: You don’t have to pay me
Adrien: But I want to
Adrien: Can I at least pay for the materials?
Marinette: Sure I’ll pm you how much they cost
Group Chat: Akuma Class (December 12th)
Marinette: ADRIEN THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH MONEY
Marinette: IT DID NOT COST ME €240 TO MAKE THESE DOLLS
Adrien: Too bad :P
Lila: i can’t believe u would just take adriens money like that marinette
Lila: that’s so mean
Marinette: IT'S NOT LIKE HE GAVE ME A CHOICE IN THE MATTER
Marinette: HE LITERALLY WON’T TAKE IT BACK
Juleka: he really decided to spoil u, huh mari?
Marinette: HFGKHAPHAFDBAG
Adrien: You can use the money for another one of your awesome projects!
Marinette: You think my projects are awesome?
Adrien: Everything you do is awesome
Nino: pls take the flirting to the pms ur making the single people feel single and the people in relationships feel single
Adrien: Ok!
Alya: wait, what?
Marinette: huh????
Group Chat: Heterosexuals? In this economy? (December 12th)
Marinette: WHSCDFAOFEFBNEK
Marc: What happened?
Alix: adrien called her awesome and then nino was like: take the flirting to the pms and adrien said: ok!
Marinette: HE KEEPS ON COMPLIMENTING ME AND SENDING ME PICK UP LINES
Marinette: PRETTY BOY IS BEING NICE TO ME WHAT DO
Max: I recommend flirting back
Marinette: HOW DO I DO THAT
Alix: marinette is a disaster bi™
Marinette: HE SAID MY EYES ARE PRETTY
Marinette: I TOLD HIM HIS EYES ARE PRETTY TOO
Marinette: SDFCJSLJSKD
Marinette: HE TOLD ME HE LIKED HIS EYES BETTER THAN MINE CAUSE THEY HELP HIM SEE MY “BEAUTIFUL FACE”
Nathanaël: y did no one know that adrien was so smooth
Marc: I think Adrien is going to kill Marinette if he keeps flirting with her
Marinette: HE INVITED ME TO HIS NEXT PHOTOSHOOT
Marinette: I’M GOING TO HIS NEXT PHOTOSHOOT
Marinette: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rose: awwww you guys are so cute!
Marinette: My face is so red
Group Chat: Akuma Class (December 13th)
Marinette: The pigeons on my balcony are looking at me weirdly
Max: Marinette, they are pigeons I don’t think they are trying to pay attention to you
Alya: mr. pigeon has been reakumatized
Max: Okay, maybe they are specifically looking at you
Sabrina: that marks the 13th time he’s been akumatized this month
Sabrina: people really need to start being nicer to piegons
Marinette: I think they want bread
Marinette: Should I give them bread?
Alix: do it and see what happens
Marinette: I JUST THREW A BAGUETTE ON MY BALCONY AND RAN
Marinette: THE PIGEONS JUST PICKED IT UP AND FLEW AWAY
Marinette: WHAT IS GOING ON
Nino: what happened?
Marinette: I THINK THE PIGEONS ARE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME
Marinette: SEND HELP
Marinette: AAAAAHHHH
Marinette: THIS IS TERRIFYING IMG HDIFHDHFHE;DFIHE
Alya: ????
Marinette: THIS IS TER
Alya: Mari?? hello???
Kim: the pigeons got to her
Alix: we’ll miss u mari
Marinette: Nevermind CN just showed up
Marinette: I’m gonna make CN a handkerchief that he can use whenever he fights Mr. Pigeon
Alya: do it
Marinette: I will
Marinette: I’m gonna start working on it right now
Marinette: Don’t be surprised if you don’t hear from me for a while
Nino: K
Nino: what is mr. pigeon doing this time
Alya: i think he’s trying to take over city hall
Kim: what
Alya: he’s also trying to find LB’s informant
Nino: how would he even know who the informant is?
Nino: u didn’t mention the identity of the informant on ur blog
Alya: yeah, the only reason i put the informant video up on my blog was so people wouldn’t think tha LB is our class
Alya: they defeated mr. pigeon!
Alix: obviously
Private Message: Marinette & Adrien (December 15th)
Marinette: So, you’re Chat Noir
Adrien: What no I’m not
Adrien: Where did you get that idea?
Marinette: Adrien
Marinette: Today during the akuma attack you hid in your locker while I went to hide in the bathroom
Marinette: I literally saw CN jump out of your locker 5 seconds later
Marinette: You ain’t slick
Adrien: You can’t tell anyone
Adrien: LB is gonna kill me
Marinette: Yeah probably
Marinette: And don’t worry I won’t tell
Marinette: I’m deleting the messages as we speak so that if anyone goes through my phone they can’t find them
Adrien: Smart
Adrien: I’m gonna do that too
Adrien: Anyways, since I can ask now how did you keep your secret identity from being found out during Miracle Queen’s akumatization
Marinette: I fell in the fountain at the park
Adrien: What
Marinette: Luka and I were near the park and he shielded me from the wasps and then I ran and I fell into the fountain and the wasps just kind of left me alone
Adrien: I-
Marinette: I’m a disaster, I know
Adrien: I mean it worked either way so I don’t think it really matters
Adrien: Though sorry I haven’t been able to convince LB to give you a miraculous again
Adrien: You made a very cute mouse
Marinette: SHBKAJADKJHFLAD
Adrien: Are you okay?
Marinette: I’m fine, I’m just bisexual
Adrien: ??????
Group Chat: Akuma Class (December 17th)
Marinette: Who put the bouquet of flowers on my desk??? And do they understand flower love language????
Mylene: why? what do the flowers mean
Marinette: They’re white roses which means pure love
Alya: looks like someone has a secret admirer
Rose: awww! that’s so cute!
Adrien: Who put a cake in my locker???
Nino: what
Adrien: There’s a cake in my locker
Adrien: It smells very good
Adrien: And it looks very pretty
Adrien: But who put it there
Adrien: I would eat it but I don’t have a fork
Kim: adrien if u want i have a ladle in my locker
Alya: …ladle???
Adrien: Oh yes please
Adrien: I can use it to eat this cake
Alya: ????
Lila: Oh no, you shouldn’t eat that you could ruin your diet!
Adrien: Viva la revolution
Alix: no, ya gotta do it in all caps
Adrien: VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Alix: there we go
Alix: why do i feel like a proud parent
Adrien: Imagine having a parent that’s proud of you, couldn’t be me
Nino: dude u ok?
Adrien: No
Adrien: Anyways who put this cake in my locker?
Alya: if they didn’t get it from Mari’s family’s bakery they’re a traitor and you should throw the cake out
Adrien: They got it from Marinette’s parents bakery
Alya: good.
Marinette: Does it say anything?
Adrien: It says “thanks” and that’s it
Adrien: Can you ask your parents who ordered it?
Marinette: What color is the icing that says “thanks”?
Adrien: Green
Marinette: It was Nino
Nino: DUDE
Alya: how??? did you figure that out???
Marinette: Nino always gets green frosting on a cake no matter who it's for
Adrien: Thanks Nino but I don’t know why you wanted to give me a cake that says thanks
Adrien: I didn’t do anything
Nino: u’ve done more than u think
Adrien: ??????
Ivan: so we’re ignoring the fact that Kim had a ladle?
Group Chat: Akuma Class (December 19th)
Adrien: Girls, how in the world did you convince Natalie to give me freetime??
Adrien: Like thank you, I appreciate it but how???
Rose: we didn’t
Adrien: ...What?
Juleka: Luka thought we should invite u to the ship us girls were in charge of making sure u got there
Juleka: we knew we wouldn’t be able to convince you dad’s assistant so we convinced your body guard instead
Mylene: he’s weak to puppy dog eyes
Alix: i might have given him the wrong location for ur fencing practice
Alya: whoops
Adrien: I-
Adrien: Thanks
Adrien: …
Adrien: Juleka why did your Mom just give me a toaster?
Juleka: house warming present
Adrien: But I don’t have my own house????
Private Message: Luka & Juleka (December 20th)
Luka: hey jules, do you know where the toaster is?
Juleka: mom gave it to Adrien
Luka: why???
Juleka: i think it was to thank him for recommending you for being Viperion
Juleka: idk when he asked me to ask her she told me to tell him it was a house warming present
Luka: he doesn’t have his own house???
Juleka: that’s what adrien said
Private Message: Marinette & Adrien (December 21st)
Adrien: Marinette
Adrien: Mari
Adrien: Princess
Marinette: ASJFKLDSPO
Marinette: Yes???
Adrien: I have two questions
Adrien: 1. Will you go out with me?
Marinette: ASDGHLKPOM
Marinette: YES
Adrien: AWESOME
Adrien: 2. Why is basically everyone in the class giving me gifts?
Marinette: They think you’re LB’s informant
Adrien: ...but you’re LB’s informant
Marinette: I’m not but they think you are because why would I choose Chloé to be a hero??
Adrien: But who’s the informant
Marinette: There is no informant
Marinette: I made it up
Adrien: Why?
Marinette: Cause I’m LB
Adrien: WHAT
Adrien: YOU’RE KIDDING
Adrien: I FELL FOR YOU TWICE
Adrien: I WISH I WAS THERE IN PURR-SON SO I COULD KISS YOU
Marinette: How dare you make a pun after I reveal my identity to you
Marinette: Also delete those messages so that people won’t find out if they snoop
Adrien: Gotcha
Adrien: Wait but then who was Multimouse
Marinette: I was
Adrien: ???
Marinette: I used the fox miraculous to create an illusion
Adrien: You’re so smart
Adrien: But wait if there’s no informant why was Mr. Pigeon after you
Marinette: I don’t know maybe he thought I was the informant
Marinette: I’m not sure why though no one else in the class thought I was the informant other than you
Adrien: I mentioned that I thought you were the informant to my father but who would he tell?
Marinette: …
Marinette: Adrien I think it’s time to revisit the Gabriel Agreste is Hawkmoth theory
Adrien: What? No, there’s no way he could be Hawkmoth
Adrien: He was akumatized, remember?
Marinette: I didn’t think about it before but it might be possible for the akuma to akumatize someone even if Hawkmoth isn’t transformed
Marinette: He’s got the resources and motive
Adrien: Motive?
Marinette: Bringing your mother back from wherever she disappeared to
Marinette: Natalie is probably Mayura
Adrien: What should we do?
Adrien: I don’t want to fight my father
Marinette: We should get the other allies to help us
Marinette: Second chance would be useful and Uproar probably would too
Marinette: You know what, I’ll just bring everyone in
Adrien: Okay
Marinette: I’m sorry, Adrien
Adrien: Not your fault
Adrien: At least gorilla’s not a terrorist!
Marinette: Wanna come over and eat pastries?
Adrien: I’m on my way
Group Chat: Akuma Class (December 23rd)
Alya: HOLY SHIT ADRIEN ARE YOU OK?????
Nino: im gonna murder ur father
Kim: im rlly srry bro
Adrien: I’m fine, LB and CN told me ahead of time so I already had my big freak out
Adrien: I’m just upset
Max: Would you like it if we all came over and kept you company?
Adrien: Yeah, I’m at Mari’s by the way
Lila: im sorry i cant come im busy with charity work
Adrien: That’s fine, I don’t want you here anyway
Nino: dude, you ok?
Lila: how could you be so mean adrien?
Adrien: You were literally spying on me for my father, sorry not sorry if I don’t feel comfortable being around you
Alix: u were spying on adrien 4 his dad
Alix: LAME
Adrien: fyi Lila is a liar
Adrien: She doesn’t know Prince Ali, she doesn’t have any disabilities, and she’s not Ladybugs best friend
Adrien: I was there when LB called her out I just didn’t want to say anything because I didn’t want her to be akumatized
Adrien: But i guess that isn’t a problem anymore
Kim: everyone’s being exposed today
Kim: whats next? principal damocles is ladybug?
Max: He was akumatized Kim, there is no possible way the Principal Damocles is Ladybug or Chat Noir
Marinette: Anywaý
Marinette: My parents said that you guys can come over so text me when you’re here
Marinette: Nath you can bring Marc if you want and Juleka you can bring Luka, Kim you can bring Onidine
Marinette: Kagami’s already on her way
Alya: See you soon!
Nino: im bringing my best emotional support playlist
Alix: im bringing a dart board with gabriel agreste’s face on it
Max: I will bring sunflower seeds
Kim: why
Max: They help produce serotonin
Kim: what’s serotonin?