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"Do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine by the way."
"Yes John, I do."
"Who?"
"You."
"What?"
"You're my boyfriend."
"But-Sherlock. I don't think you understand what I asked. I asked whether you had a boyfriend. As in, someone who you are romantically involved with."
"Yes John, I know."
"But we're not-"
"Not yet."
"But I'm not ga-"
"Look across the street. Taxi. Stopped. Nobody getting in, nobody getting out."