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dave stider was a annoying kid, he no friends, wathes anime, and is really emo and brocken. he sits alone in efurry class. no one likes him, and he smell like ass.
karate vantass was a jock, he ha too many friends, really popilar, and is really cool and bully. he sits with different people evryday. everyone likes him, and he smell like vanilla.
karate HATESSSSSSSSSSSS dave, like....... a lot! he hates all of his anime waifus , he thinks anime is for chumps! also ,,,, he thinks......... dvae..........is.........................homo. and it true but? karate has a GF, her name terezi and terezi has a gf her name vriska and vriska has a bf his name sollux and sollux has a gf her name aradia and aradia has a gf her name feferi and feferi has a gf her name nepeta and nepeta has a bf his name equius.
karate knwos dave has a crush on one of the cool kids, dirk. karate and dirk are good friend and laugh 2 gether. karate knwos dave will never ger someone like dirk! dirk likes roxy and roxy likes jane and jane likes jake and jake likes...... no one. karate decides he should beat dave up for being so stupid and blind (full offence terez)
"HEY, LONER UGLY KID!" karate yells to dave. "w-what do yoy want...." dave shyly replies, hes so shy. "IM A GOING TO MKAE YOU HAVE A BAD TIME!!!" karate says as he lungs on dvae and starts punching.
"k-kinky, juts like in the hentais" dave syas while being punched. "WHAT OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' karate jumps off him and starts to puke. gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross grsss. "OK FINE ILL JUST USE MY WORDS! YOU STUPID ANIME BOY, DIRK WILL NEVER LIKE YOU! YOU ARE TOO UGLY AND SMELL LIKE AASSSS!!!!!!!". "d-dirk senpai l-loves me..." dave shyly replies. "hey giys what g-g-g-g-g-gg-going on!!!" dirk w=says. "IM BULLYING SOMEONE"
"ok lol bye:" dirk leave
"ACTYALLY I GTG BYE"
"o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o--ok"
NEPETA POV:
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