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Monday, 7:23pm
red_riding_hoodie added McCalltheshots, Bansheebabe, SourWolf, and 12 others to a group chat.
red_riding_hoodie named the group Woof Pack
red_riding_hoodie: listen up you dirty dogs
red_riding_hoodie: this is the pack gc from now on
red_riding_hoodie: now everyone be nice and say your name :)
red_riding_hoodie: i’ll start...stiles!
Bansheebabe: Quick question
Bansheebabe: Whomst the fuck gave you permission to choose our names?
TaterThot: hahaha
red_riding_hoodie: sorry ?? whos speaking ? :)
Bansheebabe: Lydia
Bansheebabe: Idiot
red_riding_hoodie: hi Lyds!! You can change your nickname...but pls don’t :)
red_riding_hoodie: I promise I chose names that accurately reflect your true selves ;)
Bansheebabe changed their name to Lydia
red_riding_hoodie changed Lydia’s name to Bansheebabe
red_riding_hoodie: administrative privileges, bitch
Bansheebabe: What the fuck did you just call me
red_riding_hoodie: *best friend, sorry autocorrect ;)
Bansheebabe: Mhmm.
TaterThot: well I like mine
TaterThot: kinda fitting
TaterThot: Malia
McCalltheshots: Scott!
SourWolf: No.
SourWolf changed their name to Derek
red_riding_hoodie changed Derek’s name to DerBear
DerBear: NO.
red_riding_hoodie: Derek PLS
red_riding_hoodie: pick something fun at least
red_riding_hoodie: or I’ll cry
DerBear: …
DerBear: Fine.
DerBear changed their name to ThisIsStupid
red_riding_hoodie: hm. I accept.
Pipsqueak: Liam
Pipsqueak: hey what the fuck
Pipsqueak: I am NOT a pipsqueak!
Evilbastard2: Are too.
Evilbastard2: This is Theo
Evilbastard2: Wait.
Evilbastard2: Stiles why? Is there even a number 1?
Pipsqueak changed their name to Liam
red_riding_hoodie changed Liam’s name to angryboi
angryboi: I like that you’re more concerned about being the second evil bastard than being an evil bastard in general
red_riding_hoodie: he knows it’s accurate
Evilbastard2: Shut up
Evilbastard2: I like that you’re self aware enough not to change your name.
angryboi: I’ll kick your ass
Evilbastard2: K
Evilbastard1: Did someone say my name? ;-)
Evilbastard1: It’s Peter.
Evilbastard2: oh.
Bansheebabe: Oh god why him
Evilbastard1: :-(
Coolest-Hale: you know hes evil bc he puts a fucking nose in his smiley faces
Coolest-Hale: this is Cora
Coolest-Hale: and I will not change my name.
ThisIsStupid: Fair enough.
Evilbastard1 changed their name to HotDad
TaterThot: STILES
TaterThot: kick him out nOW
HotDad: Malia!! :-) <3
TaterThot: brb throwing up
red_riding_hoodie: that is both bold and disgusting peter
red_riding_hoodie: I respect it
red_riding_hoodie: but now….
red_riding_hoodie changed Evilbastard2’s name to Evilbastard
Evilbastard changed their name to TheoR
red_riding_hoodie changed TheoR’s name to Raekenyounot
Raekenyounot: …better.
angryboi: ehhh Stiles evil bastard was more fitting
Raekenyounot: Ok pipsqueak
angryboi: still gonna kick your ass
Raekenyounot: You cannot reach it
TaterThot: you guys are like the same height
Raekenyounot: No.
angryboi: YES
McCalltheshots: stop flirting you two
angryboi: ew wtf
OnlyHewman: OOF
OnlyHewman: Mason here
OnlyHewman: Hmm….clever, Stiles. It shall stay.
Ucantseeme: Hi guys it’s
OnlyHewman: john cena
Ucantseeme: JOHN CENAAA
Ucantseeme: goddammit you beat me to it
Ucantseeme: Corey :/
Haydamnnn: Thx for blowing up my phone asshats
Haydamnnn: This is Hayden. Obviously.
red_riding_hoodie: you’re welcome!
N00b: Alec
N00b: hey cmon
N00b: mine is lame
N00b changed their name to ScottsFavorite
red_riding_hoodie: don’t you dare.
red_riding_hoodie changed ScottsFavorite’s name to NEWB
McCalltheshots: No change it back he’s right
McCalltheshots: That’s an order
McCalltheshots: :)
red_riding_hoodie changed NEWB’s name to ScottsFavorite
ScottsFavorite: <3
red_riding_hoodie: fuck you Scotty
angryboi: Yeah fuck u
TaterThot: wish you were here so I could fuck you
TaterThot: xoxo
ScottsFavorite: uh
red_riding_hoodie: gross.
angryboi: pls never again
ThisIsStupid: How do I leave this?
TaterThot: Shut up
Bansheebabe: ...anyway
Bansheebabe: Is this everyone?
red_riding_hoodie: nope
red_riding_hoodie: reveal yourselves
red_riding_hoodie: cowards
Granola-n: Oh hi ?
Granola-n: This is Nolan
ScottsFavorite: Nolan !!
Granola-n: :)
ThenPerish: Hey Stiles I think you added me to this on accident?
red_riding_hoodie: No<3
red_riding_hoodie: Say your name cop man
ThenPerish: Uh
ThenPerish: Deputy Parrish
Bansheebabe: Loosen up Jordan
red_riding_hoodie: jOrDaN
HotDad: who invited the feds
OnlyHewman: screaming
ThenPerish has left Woof Pack
red_riding_hoodie added ThenPerish to Woof Pack
red_riding_hoodie: you can’t escape us
red_riding_hoodie: Peter be nice
HotDad: :-|
red_riding_hoodie: anyway that’s everyone. thank you all for your cooperation.
red_riding_hoodie: take it from here Scotty
McCalltheshots: Got it
McCalltheshots: So basically after Monroe...the war and everything...I realized how important it was for us all to be close bc we’re stronger that way. Even if we aren’t all physically together in BH
McCalltheshots: And while I know all of you and consider you important members and allies to the pack, you dont all necessarily know each other very well and I wanna change that
McCalltheshots: I figured making this gc would be a good start.
red_riding_hoodie: King Shit
angryboi: lol
McCalltheshots: Ya so anyway this is def for pack business when necessary
McCalltheshots: but I also encourage yall to use it to chat about whtever and get to know each other. That’s all...love u guys
red_riding_hoodie, angryboi, and 11 others liked McCalltheshots’s message
red_riding_hoodie: Theo youre literally the only one that didn’t like Scott’s heartfelt message you jackass
OnlyHewman: lmao he never resurfaced after Scott accused him and Liam of flirting
Ucantseeme: F
Ucantseeme: he’s probably pissed haha
Haydamnnn: or maybe he’s dead
angryboi: god I hope so
Raekenyounot: Sue me, I was trying to sleep
Raekenyounot liked McCalltheshots’s message
angryboi: it’s like 8pm gramps
Raekenyounot: It’s cool that you know how to read the time.
angryboi disliked Raekenyounot’s message
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angryboi sent PM to Raekenyounot
angryboi: night gramps
Raekenyounot: Fuck off
Raekenyounot: Pipsqueak
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Woof Pack
red_riding_hoodie: ya guys I’d say this gc is off to a gr8 start ! :)
McCalltheshots: This might’ve been a mistake.