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--tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT]--
TG: yo dirkalicious theres a party tonite come make those boys go loco
TT: I have no idea who these boys are that I'm supposed to be making go loco, but I'll take you to the party.
TG: and u gotta stay
TT: Yeah sure. I'm not doing anything else that's pressing.
TG: equius is gonna be there ;)
TT: I already said yes and also I have no idea why you think that would convince me to go if I had said no.
TG: u ttly have an idea u fuckin dork
TG: ask him out already ur both killin me
TT: Again, no idea what you're talking about.
TG: ur always flirtin
TG: oh look our hands brushed while fixin this broekn monitor togethr
TG: *broken *together lol how poetical
TG: liek srsly between u and dave i am dyin
TT: What's Dave doing?
TG: dont change the subject i see what ur doin
TG: and u kno what hes doing
TT: Yes, I actually do know what you're talking about with that one.
TT: He's literally sat on Karkat's lap and told him he loved him and both of them are still just like yes we're best bros.
TG: right omg o h m y g o d
TG: killin me
TG: which is also
TG: what ur doin!
TG: with equius!
TT: I've never sat on Equius' lap and told him I loved him.
TG: well maybe u should wonk el wonk le wonk ウインク das wonk
TT: I appreciate the use of German, even though neither of us speaks that.
TG: thnx im branchin out
TG: do we kno anyone who speaks german
TT: Not that I know of, no.
TG: ok not the point the point is
TG: u liek equius just ask him out oh my hell dirk
TT: What time is this party and where are we going?
TG: latula she said we can go over whenevs
TG: shell make sure somethin is nice and broken so u and ur man can fix it
TT: Tell her that's very thoughtful of her.
TG: ya shes a thoughtful ass bitch lol
TG: wear somethin nice
TT: I absolutely will not do that.
TG: lmao fine
--tipsyGnostalgic [TG] ceased pestering timaeusTestified [TT]--
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--tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering centaursTesticle [CT]--
TG: hey equius u doin anything tonight
CT: D --> Hello, Ro%y
CT: D --> I do believe I'm free
TG: good party at latulas tonight well pick u up if u want
TG: amd by we i mean dave hes more out ur ways rn cause hes at karkats
TG: dirks gonna be at the party too
CT: D --> Oh
CT: D --> Well
CT: D --> That's good to hear, I do enjoy his company
TG: oh i kno u do
TG: he enjoys urs too
CT: D --> Did he really say that
CT: D --> Not that he doesn't seem to be having a good time whenever I've had the pleasure of spending time with him
CT: D --> It's just he has never
CT: D --> Voiced that aloud
CT: D --> I'm not trying to pry into what he tells you privately, that would be untoward
TG: lmao me tellin you he likes to hang out with u isnt some big secret i gotta keep for him
TG: tho obvs i have loads of secrets and im so good at keepin them just so u kno
CT: D --> You do seem like the type of person who would know a lot of secrets, yes
CT: D --> I don't mean that in a derogatory way
CT: D --> You're just very personable and I'm sure people tell you things quite often
TG: lmao person who knows alotta secrets (derogatory)
TG: u crack me up
CT: D --> I don't know if I should say thank you or not
CT: D --> But thank you
TG: ya ofc lol
TG: message davey or karks theyll come get u
TG: see u later!
--tipsyGnostalgic [TG] ceased pestering centaursTesticle [CT]--
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--tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]--
TG: yo davey my fav little bro
TG: sweet kind wonderful boi
TG: light of my lime
TG: bestest buddy of mine
TG: *life lmao that kind of rhymed tho
TG: lol what do you want
TG: why wold i want somethin from u wow
TG: maybe i just love u did u ever think of that
TG: yeah i thought about it but then i was like naw rox totally wants something
TG: rude
TG: after all ive done for u
TG: sorry thems the breaks
TG: wow ok fine
TG: can you bring equius to latulas tonight
TG: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
TG: u and karkat dont have to stay if u dont feel like partyin
TG: uh sure i guess
TG: thank uuuuuuuuuu i already told him u would so lol
TG: need him to come tonight is v importante he has to be there
TG: yeah?
TG: do you like him or something because i can totally bring him but if youre gonna be macking all night i definitely am gonna just go home with karkat
TG: though werent you smoochin on latula last time
TG: not that i need to know who all youre smooching on thats your business
TG: omg
TG: dave you crack me up
TG: no i do not want to mack on equius lmao its not me who wants to do that
TG: what who does then
TG: ur so clueless sometimes i love you
TG: did he message u
TG: uh yeah he messaged karkat
TG: good good good see you all later <3
TG: right
TG: no idea what the fuck is happening here but later <3
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--centaursTesticle [CT] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]--
CT: D --> Hello, Karkat
CT: D --> I was told to message you in order to procure a ride to Latula's house from your boyfriend
CG: I DON'T FUCKING HAVE A BOYFRIEND. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
CT: D --> Oh, I should not have assumed
CT: D --> I apologize for my error
CT: D --> Ro%y said to ask Dave for a ride
CG: WHY ARE YOU MESSAGING ME AND NOT HIM, THEN?
CT: D --> He has been acting rather odd towards me ever since the last party at Meenah's house and I assumed it would be better to message you
CG: OH YEAH HE'S JUST A DUMBASS DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
CG: WE'LL COME GET YOU.
CT: D --> Tell him I appreciate it
CG: DON'T KNOW WHEN I BECAME A MESSENGER SERVICE FOR HIM BUT YEAH ALRIGHT. LET'S JUST HAVE KARKAT TELL DAVE EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE! WOULDN'T WANT TO BLOW UP DAVE'S PHONE OR ANYTHING.
CT: D --> You appear to be quite % about this for reason
CG: naw dude hes always like that lol were leaving at like 8
CT: D --> I'm assuming this is Dave
CG: bingo bongo lol what if i sent that as karkat to everyone that would be fuckin hilarious
CT: D --> The height of comedy, I'm sure
CT: D --> I'll be ready to go at 8, then
CG: yeah exactly peak fucking humor
CG: later dude
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering centaursTesticle [CT]--
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--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC]--
CG: BINGO BONGO
GC: WH4T 1LL3G4L SUBST4NC3S 4R3 YOU CONSUM1NG W1THOUT M3 >:[
GC: 1'M T4K1NG TH1S UP W1TH TH3 COURTS
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC]--
GC: WOW FUCK1NG RUD3 K4RK4T
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--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering arsenicCatnip [AC]--
CG: BINGO BONGO
AC: :33 < *ac tilts her head in a very cute purrflexed fashion*
CG: *CG PULLS OUT A SET OF BONGOS AND STARTS LAYING DOWN SOME ABSOLUTELY SWEET BEATS ON THEM*
AC: :33 < !!! *ac claps her paws along to join in the festivities*
CG: *GC STARTS[RTHJGOIJTRGIJTTIBHIROTHJ
AC: :33 < is efurrything okay karkitty? 33:
CG: OH DEAR FUCKING LORD. THAT WAS DAVE. YOU TRUST SOMEONE WITH YOUR PHONE FOR TWO MINUTES AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ACTUALLY THINK THAT WAS ME? WHEN DO I EVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SWEET BEATS?
AC: :33 < when you're talking about dave's music lol
CG: OH MY GOD I DO NOT. DON'T TELL HIM THAT.
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering arsenicCatnip [AC]--
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--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC]--
CG: THAT WAS DAVE. THERE HAS BEEN NO CONSUMPTION OF ANY ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES AND YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR COURTS UP YOUR ASS.
GC: TH4T'S ST1LL RUD3! GU1LTY OF 4LL CH4RG3S, J41L FOR 1000 Y34RS!
CG: OH MY GOD WHATEVER. YOU CAN PUT ME IN JAIL AT LATULA'S. IT'LL PROBABLY BE BETTER THAN WHATEVER NONSENSICAL CHILDREN'S GAMES SHE AND MEENAH HAVE PLANNED FOR THE EVENING.
GC: YOU'R3 JUST M4D TH3 BOTTL3 N3V3R L4ND3D ON D4V3 WH3N YOU W3R3 SP1NN1NG 1T L4ST T1M3 >;]
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] blocked gallowsCalibrator [GC]--
GC: TH4T DO3S NOT CH4NG3 TH3 F4CT TH4T 1'M R1GHT!
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--tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering grindingCaballerial [GC]--
TG: dave thought i wanted to get with equius can u fuckin believe it
GC: holy sh1t grl wh4t
GC: l1k3 1 gu3ss 1f you'r3 1nto th4t but do3sn't d1rk w4nt to g3t on h1m
TG: yes exactly fuckin thank you
TG: my brothers are so fuckin clueless lol
GC: th3y r34lly 4r3
TG: do not know how i am related to them sometimes tbh
TG: me and dirk are almost to ur place ill see you there in a sex
TG: *a sec lmao
GC: th1nk w3 should 4t l34st pr3t3nd to p4rty w1th th3 oth3rs b3for3 w3 g3t up to th4t!!!
TG: ahahahaha oh my god
--tipsyGnostalgic [TG] ceased pestering grindingCaballerial--