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Alphys leads Undyne to a computer.
ALPHYS: AND SEE THE WYATT MASSONING HAPPENED
ALPHYS: WELL SOME PEOPLE SUSSPECT THAT IS WAS ACTUALLY JUST A WEBSITE ERROR BUT IT GOT TURNED INTO LORE
ALPHYS: LORE WITH A CAPITAL L MINE YOU, EVEN IF I AM SHOUTING IN ALL CAPS RIGHT NOW
ALPHYS: AND JAYLEN HOTDOGFINGERS DIED BUT THEN GOT BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE!
ALPHYS: (not that i would know anything about that hahaha)
ALPHYS: OH AND SEASON NINETEEN EVERYONE GOT UNWINS INSTEAD WHICH CAUSED EVERYONE TO TRY TO LOOSE BECAUSE THE BIG BOSS LADY COIN PISSED OFF THE READER AND-!
UNDYNE: Whoa there! Alphys chill.
UNDYNE: Take deep breaths.
UNDYNE: Breath in.
ALPHYS: *inhale*
UNDYNE: Breath out.
ALPHYS: *exhale*
UNDYNE: You good?
ALPHYS: I'm good.
UNDYNE: How do you kill people in this game?
ALPHYS: What? No! That's not the point-
ALPHYS: Okay, if you got the right merits and rerolled into unstable you could get the rogue umpires to kill the players but that is not the goal!
UNDYNE: What's the point then??
ALPHYS: The *point* dear friend,
UNDYNE: Please we are well past that point ;P
ALPHYS: The-uh the p-p-point is that - uhhh... to bet coins and to um-um-um improve your team.
UNDYNE: Team?
ALPHYS: Yeah t-team!
ALPHYS: There are twenty of them, okay, there used to be sixteen, but then the crabs ascended and then the lift came along, and then we crashed into gates leading into Blaseball 2 and we got the crabs back and three other teams...
ALPHYS: Oh! And there are the Alaskan Immortals too that are relatively new/old if you go by the Old Lore.
UNDYNE: What.
ALPHYS: We voted on getting a library in Season....sixteen or seventeen and we have access to the "Deep Lore" now! It's really exciting to see the history of this noble splort has come from.
UNDYNE: I thought you said it ain't real?
ALPHYS: It isn't! But it's fun to pretend.
UNDYNE: I see.
UNDYNE: Unlike anime?
ALPHYS: Oh yes completely unlike anime, though they do share similar properties.
UNDYNE: Are there magical school girls in this one?
ALPHYS: Yes! Chorby Short! She can transform into a frog.
UNDYNE: Wow that's...wait a minute, this is like a spreadsheet thing, how do you know that.
ALPHYS: Err well it's a very popular head canon.
UNDYNE: …Alright then.
UNDYNE: I'll pick a team then.
ALPHYS: Go for the Core Mechanics!
UNDYNE: The who?
ALPHYS: The Core Mechanics, the are one of the expansion teams and the first of those to win the internet championships!
UNDYNE: You can win the internet?
Papyrus enters.
PAPYRUS: WHY YES YOU CAN!
PAPYRUS: I HAVE WON SEVERAL INTERNET'S IN MY TIME!
ALPHYS: Papyrus, one: what are you doing here?
ALPHYS: Two: I'm pretty sure those were pop up ads.
PAPYRUS: I HEARD THAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BLASEBALL!
PAPYRUS: THE BEST SPLORT SINCE UHH.....
PAPYRUS: BLASKETBALL YEAH! BLASKETBALL!
PAPYRUS: I WAS SO HAPPY THAT THE IMPORTED THE BASKETS SO THAT YOU CAN DO SICK DUNKS NOW.
UNDYNE: Wait, really???
PAPYRUS: YES! AND YOU CAN DO COOL SKATEBOARDING TRICKS!!!
UNDYNE: Whose your team?
PAPYRUS: WELL YOU SEE, THERE ARE TOO MANY GOOD OPTIONS.
PAPYRUS: THE LIFTS SEEM LIKE THEY WERE MADE FOR ME BUT THE OHIO WORMS JUST SPEAK TO ME.
PAPYRUS: ULTIMATLY, I PICKED NONE OF THEM!!
UNDYNE: But, don't you have to pick a team to play the game?
PAPYRUS: YES! I PLAY IT WITH ALPHYS IN FRONT OF THE SCREAN AND I LEAN OVER AND MAKE SUGGESTIONS!
PAPYRUS: IT'S GREAT!!
ALPHYS: Only because you can't figure out how to make coins in the game. Don't believe him, Sans is using his account and is supporting the Philly Pies.
PAPYRUS: I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT! EVERY TIME IT LOOKS LIKE MY SPLORTS TEAM WILL WIN, WE LOOSE AND MY POPCORN IS USELESS. SO I GET THE STALE POPCORN BY SELLING ALL OF THE FRESH STUFF AND THEN MY TEAM WINS!!
PAPYRUS: *SIGH* THE CYCLE OF BEING A SPLORTS FAN.
UNDYNE: You know what, I'll pick the tigers, because they are tigers. And tigers are cool.
ALPHYS: But-but The Mechanics...
UNDYNE: Dear.
ALPHYS: Yes?
UNDYNE: We can still date even if we have different splorts teams you know.
ALPHYS: I-I know...
UNDYNE: ...You didn't get me a Core Mechanics jersey in my size already did you?
ALPHYS: WHAT?!? NO! T-T-T-THAT'S SILLY!
ALPHYS: THAT WOULD BE SUCH A WASTE OF TIME AND RESOURSES!
ALPHYS: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
PAPYRUS: ALPHYS I LOVE THIS NEW BASKETBALL OUTFIT YOU GOT FOR ME! IT'S JUST MY STYLE!
PAPYRUS: I THINK I WILL HAVE TO ADD ACTUAL BASKETBALLS ON IT THOUGH.
PAPYRUS: THESE HAMMER AND WRENCH ARE NOT MY STYLE AT ALL.
ALPHYS: Why were you in my closet??!??
PAPYRUS: TO FIND THIS NEW OUTFIT YOU GOT FOR ME OF COURSE!!
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ALPHYS: You know what, you can keep it.
PAPYRUS: THANK YOU! YOU ARE GREAT FRIEND!!
UNDYNE: And what about me?
PAPYRUS: WHAT ABOUT YOU?
PAPYRUS: I DON'T SPEAK TO THOSE WHO SUPPORT THE TIGERS!
PAPYRUS: NYEH! :P
UNDYNE: How did you do that?
PAPYRUS: I LAUGH ALL THE TIME REALLY EASILY
PAPYRUS: WATCH I'LL DO IT AGAIN.
PAPYRUS: NYEH HEH HEH!!!!
UNDYNE: No stick your tongue out like that?
PAPYRUS: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
UNDYNE: But why do you have a-???
PAPYRUS: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PAPYRUS: I SEE WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT NOW.
UNDYNE: Oh good.
PAPYRUS: WHITHOUT IT, I COULDN'T EAT MY SPEGETTI!!!
UNDYNE: ..............................................................No we aren't doing this again. I'm done.
ALPHYS: W-what? But she haven't even started yet.
UNDYNE: Listen nerd, all the anime stuff was cool and all. But this is just numbers and from the looks of it filled with more bad puns then Sans.
PAPYRUS: WAIT, IS IT??????? WHERE??????
UNDYNE: The weird square pun their using. It's squares the negative points, but there is also a square sun??
PAPYRUS: I DON'T GET IT. IT'S NOT SQUARING AWAY ANYTHING!
UNDYNE: ....I forgot, you don't do math.
PAPYRUS: EVER SINCE THE FIRST GRADE! AND PROUD OF IT!
UNDYNE: Cool. Listen I'm taking a nap. Later.
Undyne exits.
PAPYRUS: TOO BAD FOR HER! SO READY FOR ME TO SIT BEHIND YOU AND MAKE WONDERFUL SUGGESTIONS FOR WHO TO BET ON?
ALPHYS: You always pick the ones with a lesser percentage!
PAPYRUS: EXACTLY! THAT WAY YOU KNOW THEY ARE ALWAYS GOING TO WIN!!
ALPHYS: Oh so like an underdog sort of thing. I get it.
PAPYRUS: WHAT? NO. BECAUSE THEY HAVE A LOWER NUMBER THAT MEANS THAT THEY ARE GOING TO LOOSE AND LOOSING IS GOOD RIGHT?
ALPHYS: No that was season 19. We aren't doing that anymore.
PAPYRUS: .............................................
PAPYRUS: nyeh ha hehhhhh :(
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