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Should Bakugo’ve kept his mouth shut? Yes.
Did he blurt out, “You know, that fucking Natsu-guy isn’t too bad lookin’.” during class time? Yes.
The class was silent, then a visibly distraught Todoroki fell out of his seat. Everyone heard what Bakugou said, but only Todoroki and Midoriya knew who he was talking about.
Todoroki picked himself up off the floor and asked, nervously, “Bakugo?" the other turned their chair around at their name, “You couldn’t possibly be talking about Natsuo… My brother, right?"
“Who else would I be talking about, that man is stacked."
And then the class exploded.
“You’ve only met him once, though."
“I know, and he got captured by a fucking villain. Who do you think saved his ass? Cause it sure wasn’t Endeavor!"
Todoroki didn’t reply, instead he sat back down and pulled out his phone.
The bakusquad thought this was the perfect time to bombard him with questions.
“What does he look like?"
“What does he do?"
“How old is he?"
“Can we meet him?"
“I call bridesmaid!"
A terrified Midoriya could be heard saying, “Mina, Kacchan’s not getting married. “
“Tch, not yet anyways. I still don’t have his contact.”
Like a miracle, his phone began to ring. It was an unknown number, but Bakugou usually answers them for fun, so why should this be any different?
He hit ‘answer’ and brought the phone up to his ear, “Bakugo’s Mourturary, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em. Whatchu got?”
Silence from the other line, then, “Do you take requests."
And immediately Bakugo knew who was on the other line. The one and only Natsuo Todoroki.
Now, when I say Bakugo threw his phone, I mean Bakugo threw his phone. Like, he yelped and tossed it into the air. (In the back Todoroki could be seen genuinely smiling).
One of Shoji’s arms caught the phone before it hit the ground while Kirishima went to comfort his friend.
Shoji put the phone on speakerphone, “Class 1-A, may I ask who's calling?"
Shuffling could be heard over the phone, “Natsuo Todoroki, my brother’s in your class?"
Kaminari yelled, “Well that explains why Bakugo tossed his phone!"
“He tossed his phone! Pfft!"
Bakugo made his way to his phone, and snatched it out of Shoji’s hand, “How’d you get this number?" he asked, not bothering to switch it off speakerphone.
“Shoto texted it to me just a couple minutes ago."
All eyes turned to Todoroki, who was still smiling. Bakugo looked his way too and said, “Todoroki, you get to be flowergirl."
“Woah woah, you planning a wedding?"
Mina took a deep breath before screaming, “YEAH, BAKUBABE WANTS TO MARhhe-” only to be silenced by Kirishima slamming his hand over her mouth.
Natsuo could be heard laughing, “At least let me take you out first.”
Now it was Bakugo’s turn to explode, in a more literal sense.