Work Text:
Deku
missed you this morning
Deku
awww, kacchan made me breakfast. Thanks handsome :)
Deku
[IMAGE SENT]
Katsuki
[IMAGE RECEIVED]
Deku
you made me apple bunnies!!! you do love me.
Katsuki
is there a purpose to these texts Deku? Some of us are working.
Deku
sorry baby. Thanks again for the food.
Deku
I mostly have paperwork today, and a media session so I’ll be home early. I’ll get dinner for us.
Deku
sorry, love you. Go back to patrolling.
Katsuki
stop telling me things I already know!
Katsuki
[Katsuki is typing...]
Katsuki
<3
***
Deku
hey handsome
Deku
I’m bored. Talk to me Kacchan
Katsuki
I am at work.
Deku
Kaaaaaaaaaachan….
Deku
[SENT GIF]
Deku
[GIF of a cat slowly peeking through a window before vanishing quickly]
Deku
I hate media training
Katsuki
careful, you might accidentally ruin your beautifully maintained public persona if you think negative thoughts.
Deku
easy for you to say, Mister Great Explosion Murder God Dynamite
Katsuki
I can’t believe you actually typed that all out.
Deku
auto complete <3
Katsuki
sap
Deku
your sap
***
Deku
[missed call from Deku at 15:43]
Deku
Kacchan what do you want for dinner?
Katsuki
not now Deku!
Katsuki
katsudon or shoygayaki don or whatever from that place on the corner that you like so much. the one you go to with Tofu and Cheeks sometimes. Fuck I hope the voice to text on this device works alright- I gotta go- [explosion noises]
***
Deku
[IMAGE SENT]
Katsuki
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Deku
I went shopping! It was so much fun!
Deku
I forgot the list though
Deku
we still need dish soap. Sorry.
Katsuki
idiot.
Deku
oh hey, look!
Deku
[IMAGE SENT]
Katsuki
[IMAGE RECEIVED]
Katsuki
why would you waste your money on that?
Katsuki
you know they sent me like a whole crate after I approved the flavour and the packaging, right?
Deku
yeah but… this one is mine.
Katsuki
I swear Deku if you put that gum in with The Collection I will kill you
Deku
[IMAGE SENT]
Katsuki
[IMAGE RECEIVED]
Deku
right next to your first limited edition GEMGM figurine. Pride of place in The Collection
Katsuki
you’re so fucking stupid
Deku
you married me!
Katsuki
[Katsuki is typing…]
Katsuki
[Katsuki is typing…]
Katsuki
cheeky fucker. What’s for dinner?
Deku
gonna make katsudon for my favourite katsu.
Katsuki
that is fucking stupidest thing you’ve ever said.
Katsuki
and you once sung All-Might a theme song that YOU wrote.
Deku
OTL
Deku
don’t remind me.
Katsuki
[Katsuki is typing…]
Katsuki
[Katsuki is typing…]
Katsuki
[Katsuki is typing…]
Katsuki
wait. Deku did you say you were cooking?!?!?!
Deku
yup!
Katsuki
fuck. I’ll be home in an hour, wait for me.
Deku
you’re shift doesn’t end for 3 hours Kacchan.
Katsuki
fuck
Katsuki
don’t care
Katsuki
don’t cook without me.
***
Deku
[missed call from Deku at 16.50]
Deku
[missed call from Deku at 16.57]
Deku
is it egg first or flour first I can’t remember?
***
Deku
[missed call from Deku at 17.31]
***
Katsuki
[missed call from Katsuki at 17.47]
Katsuki
Deku
Katsuki
Deku!
Katsuki
[missed call from Katsuki at 17.51]
Katsuki
Deku PICK UP THE MOTHERFUCKING PHONE I SWEAR I WILL END YOU IF YOU HURT MY KITCHEN!!!
***
Deku
[missed call from Deku at 18.15]
Deku
Kacchan…
Deku
Kacchan I think I pressed the wrong button on the rice cooker
Deku
[IMAGE SENT]
Katsuki
[IMAGE RECEIVED]
Deku
Kacchan I’m so sorry.
Deku
[missed call from Deku at 18.20]
***
Katsuki
[missed call from Katsuki at 18.43]
Katsuki
Deku!
Katsuki
Deku ANSWER THE PHONE!
Katsuki
Deku I’M NOT MAD! JUST PICK UP THE PHONE.
Katsuki
Deku…
Katsuki
Bunny, I just want to know you’re OK. Please don’t be on fucking fire.
Katsuki
[missed call from Katsuki at 18.49]
Katsuki
[missed call from Katsuki at 18.51]
***
Deku
[missed call from Deku at 19.01]
Deku
I’m sorry Kacchan. I promise I’m not dead.
Katsuki
fucking finally!
Katsuki
I’m on the train, I’ll be home soon.
Deku
[missed call from Deku at 19.06]
Katsuki
don’t call. I forgot my ears at the office. Can’t hear shit.
Katsuki
what happened?
Deku
[Deku is typing...]
Deku
there’s good news!
Katsuki
I’m not going to like this am I?
Deku
I already ordered another rice cooker.
Katsuki
what the fuck Deku?
Katsuki
what’s the bad news?
Deku
[Deku is typing…]
Deku
firefighters are at our house. No actual damage I swear, just the alarms went off and you know the building calls them automatically!
Katsuki
you promise The Collection is fine? No smoke damage.
Deku
[IMAGE SENT]
Katsuki
[IMAGE RECEIVED]
Deku
I promise. I’m so sorry Kacchan.
Katsuki
right, I’m off the train. Three minutes. Don’t move.
Deku
[Deku is typing…]
Deku
one more thing?
Katsuki
oh gods.
Katsuki
what the fuck is it now?
Deku
I ordered our dinner from that place near the station. Do you want to pick it up on your way home?
Katsuki
… you’re fucking lucky I love you, stupid Deku.
Deku
what happened to worrying about your Bunny? :(
Katsuki
That’s when I thought you were dying. Getting the food now.
Deku
[Deku is typing…]
Deku
[IMAGE SENT]
Katsuki
[IMAGE RECEIVED]
Deku
what about now? Bunny misses Kacchan.
Katsuki
those firefighters better not still be there. Don’t move.
Katsuki
[Katsuki is typing]
Katsuki
I broke my screen. You owe me a new phone.
Deku
worth it!
Deku
oh, I think I hear yo-
***
Katsuki
you’re asleep. You’re very cute and a lot dishevelled. It’s a good look on you.
Katsuki
I’m probably going to be a moody jerk in the morning, but I forgive you about the rice cooker. Please just don’t try and cook again.
Katsuki
love you Izuku.