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It had been a pretty normal day for everyone in Tokyo Revengers since there weren't any near deaths. Everyone was just enjoying this calm day that was pretty rare for those who are part of gangs or in some cases linked to some who were in one.
As I said everything was normal until some people simply disappeared from where they were only to find themselves in a somewhat big reading room.
"Welcome to this place and please just sit and read this short story" said a voice out of nowhere "I brought you here and no you can't leave until you have read it" it added before anyone could say anything
“Where the fuck is this?” cursed Rindou who had been enjoying a peaceful time walking around the beach and suddenly appeared here
“Haitani” muttered Smiley not liking to see the other boy especially when he had almost been able to steal some of the meat Angry had been cooking
“Not even going to ask” mumbled Mitsuya because really he had more worried than appearing in some strange place
“Please sit and read the little book” said the voice again “Once done you can go back to wherever you were” it added
The three boys looked at each other before sitting themselves in one of the chairs in the room. Just as they did that some snacks and drinks appeared at the same time as the book which ended at Smiley’s hands. Smiley looked at the like it would just read itself before cursing and opening to just end this faster
The two were sitting on a bench at some random park they’d stopped at when they got tired of walking, basking in the shade that a looming cherry tree casted over them— when Hakkai opened his big mouth.
“Hakkai? Who is he with?” asked Mitsuya curious because for much that he adored his boy he couldn’t trust him when it comes to hanging around with other people(especially after that time he and Baj hanged out which no one needs to be reminded of)
”Y’know, Angry, I’ve never heard you say something weird.” he stated out of the blue.
“If it is Angry then id okay” mumbled Mitsuya more relaxed after knowing Hakkai was with Angry
“What type of weird does he mean?” asked Rindou curious because since his and his brother fight with the blue haired twin he had gotten curious about the boy but his only answer was a growling Smiley who didn’t like that the glasses wearing Haitani seemed interested on his little brother
The turquoise-haired boy in question raised a brow, the action nearly unnoticeable due to his hair.
“But it is so soft” mumbled Smiley because even if they had the same hairstyle Angry had it a bit bigger and fluffier than him(it was no secret that if someone was tired they would use Angry’s hair as a pillow who didn’t mind it much)
“What the fuck are you on about now? ‘S probably something stupid.” he replied blandly.
“He probably isn’t completely wrong” winced Mitsuya feeling bad that he hadn’t been able to stop Baji from influencing his vice-captain(if he knew that it had gone both ways…)
Hakkai rolled his eyes. “I’m serious, you know. I have, like, no dirt on you.”
“He looks like the type that doesn’t do shit unless influenced by someone else and that keeps most of his thoughts for himself” hummed Rindou
“He is” agreed Smiley glaring at Rindou who started to think if the blue haired twin also held grudges like that because if he did it would be quite sad
”Why would you need or want dirt on me?”
”Not sayin’ I need it, I’m just curious. You never say weird stuff.”
“If he said he needed dirt on everyone I would beat the shit out of him” muttered Mitsuya serious
“I have the feeling that the boy would like that” whispered Rindou to Smiley who nodded his head in agreement because it was no secret that how Hakkai would lick the ground where Mitsuya stepped
Angry paused, mulling over the taller boy’s words for a moment, before speaking again.
”…What kind of weird are we talking about?”
“I don’t know why but I fear for the answer Hakkai will give him” said Mitsuya and the other two nodded their head in agreement
He didn’t like the grin the youngest Shiba gave him.
”Any kind, man! You’ve never talked about gross things, or made a dirty joke— you’ve never said anything dirty at all, really. It bothers me.”
“Told ya!” said a resigned Mitsuya asking who made Hakkai become like that
“Why would that bother him? It isn’t is fucking life” said a confused Rindou but then again he won’t deny that he is curious about Angry’s taste in men
Angry opened his mouth before closing it again. Because really, he wasn’t sure how to respond. Also, how the hell does something like that bother him?
“Please for everything in this world don’t answer him, Angry” pleaded Mitsuya that didn’t know if Angry even had those thoughts or something like that but he didn’t need to know it anyways
”Because I don’t think about stuff like that often. You might be a degenerate, but that doesn’t mean I’m one.”
”That’s so boring, though! Also, how the fuck am I a degenerate? Asshole!”
”I’d rather be boring than creepy. I deadass have to force myself to tune you out when you start talking about Mitsuya. Horny bastard.”
“That’s an accurate description of Hakkai besides using the word simp” hummed Smiley smirking at Mitsuya blushing and whining about why Hakkai talked about that with other people and why him
“Pretty sure him and Ran would be great friends because I have heard more than I needed to know about what he wants to do to Mitsuya” said Rindou with a disgusted face remembering how he was forced to listen to his brother being a horny bastard when it come to Mitsuya too
“Just shut up” said Mitsuua to the other two because he was just done especially because he wouldn’t be really mad if any of those two asked him out or for something more if you understand me
Souya watched in his peripheral vision as Hakkai’s cheeks reddened and he averted his eyes.
“As the position of biggest simp with Mikey for sure” added Smiley who was asking himself how Takemichi didn’t notice their commander simping over him
”That’s… not what we’re talking about! Come on, think, you little shit. There’s gotta be something that gets your mind going!”
The younger Kawata twin barely had to contemplate it before shaking his head.
“Is Angry even interested in someone?” asked Mitsuya to Smiley who shook his head
“He stopped telling me when he was interested on someone after one time I beat the shit out of that person for just touching Souya” said Smiley with a nostalgic smile while the other two looked at him like he was crazy while agreeing that Angry made the right decision on that
Hakkai groaned. “Maybe someone?” he asked curiously.
Now, that… the shorter of the two had mull over. Was there someone who made him think weird things?
“Hopefully someone I can beat to death” hummed Smiley thinking happily on the possibility of beating someone for daring to attract his brother’s attention(innocent or not) and not dare to win at least one fight against him
After about a minute of silence, Hakkai opened his mouth to speak, when Angry beat him to it.
“Now I’m curious about who it will be” said Mitsuya because really Angry was one of Toman’s angels but they knew almost nothing about him
”Rindou.”
“What?” said Rindou raising a eyebrow in surprise and looking at Smiley like he had heard it wrong while Smiley seemed like he wanted to tear the book apart(‘thank fuck it is a magical book’ said the voice in it’s mind)
“Could be worse” whispered Mitsuya after looking up and down at Rindou
Another lapse of silence washed over them, as if the indigo eyed male was processing what the other had said.
Finally, he mutters out, “Rindou… like, the guy who broke your fucking leg Rindou? The one you knocked out cold?”
“I don’t think there are really that many Rindous in Japan” hummed Mitsuya so Hakkai didn’t need to look for especifics even if he was surprised
“Well that I didn’t expect” murmured Rindou but he didn’t look disgusted more he looked like he liked what he heard which made Smiley growl to which Mitsuya took the book and decided to continue reading(he would regret doing it later but he would surpass it someday)
Souya snorted. “Yeah. I’d give Rindou Haitani the sloppiest, sheet grabbing, back arching, intoxicating toppy he’d ever experienced.”
“...” there was a complete silence in the room until some chains appeared out of nowhere to secure Smiley to his chair since he looked ready to kill Rindou who even if surprised didn’t look opposed to what he had just heard
“Oh my god I think I may be cursed to have to hear or read this” mumbled Mitsuya(in another universe, more explicit the one were they react to the triplets, a Mitsuya felt like someone else was suffering the same as him and felt like giving a pat in their head besides wishing them luck with surpassing whatever they had just heard)
There wasn’t even a pause before the taller of the two burst out laughing, loud. His hands gripped his stomach and covered his mouth in an already-failed attempt at not gaining attention. The other bluenette looking away; unamused by his friend’s laughter and genuinely embarrassed by his own honesty.
“If you touch him I will kill him” growled Smiley to the only Haitani present who raised an eyebrow at him
“And if he touches me first? I can’t leave him hanging, can I?” smirked Rindou while thinking how adorable the blue ogre was and if he would be able to find him alone one day to flirt(not soon for sure by the way Smiley looks)
”Sorry, sorry— I can’t-“ his friend broke into another fit of laughter, this time shorter and quieter. “I never thought I’d hear you say something like that, especially about Rindou, of all people?! That’s fuckin’ rich!”
“Well it could have been about Taiju so I’m quite happy that he choose one of the Haitani” murmured Mitsuya shivering feeling like he had heard that in another universe and that was enough for him
”Shut up!” Souya hissed, narrowing his eyes at this friend “Plus, didn’t you want this so~ bad?” he mocked, holding back an eye-roll.
“So he can be sassy? Even better” hummed Rindou quite licking this better than when it began besides feeling like this wasn’t as good as his peaceful walking beside the beach
”Well, yeah, but that caught me off guard! This was funny n’ all, but don’t start coming to me to talk about how you want Rindou fucking Haitani to blow your back out.”
“Not that I’m agreeing in any type of relationship between both of you” started Smiley glaring at Rindou who just rolled his eyes “But Hakkai would deserve it for how much Souya has to hear about Mitsuya” he said and Rindou had to agree on that while Mitsuya asked why did they brought him into this
”Okay, first off, ew, shut the fuck up. Secondly, take your own advice! I’m gonna need you to stop saying filthy shit about Mitsuya to me all the time. No one wants to hear that.”
“That’s true but sadly I doubt either him or Ran will stop that” agreed Rindou who knew that his brother wouldn’t stop until he had the other boy in his bed or arms(and even then it would be temporarily because in no time he would be back to simping over Mitsuya again)
He was answered with a scoff. “Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let’s get outta this park now. This bench isn’t even that comfortable.”
”You make a fair point,” Angry replies while standing up “Let’s go.”
“Love when people just suddenly change their conversation out of nowhere” said Smiley with a big smile on his face that didn’t spell anything good most probably for Rindou or Hakkai
They dusted off their clothes and continued on their way, Souya virtually swearing Hakkai to secrecy as they went. He’d rather keep this a secret. Nobody else needs to know that he said something weird.
“Well I’m quite happy to know it” hummed Rindou with a smirk and thinking of how to seduce his little blue angel
“If you fucking touch my brother I will cut off you dick and kill you” Smiley started cursing Rindou and making what he would do to Rindou worse so the voice send him home imedeatly instead of giving sometime for him to stay
“I will give you Angry’s number if you give mine and Hakkai to your brother and say we are a package deal” said Mitsuya serious to which Rindou considered it for a bit before agreeing “It was good making negotiations with you” said Mitsuya smiling
Once they changed numbers both of them disappeared back to wherever they were. Mitsuya was back in his room so he decided to call Hakkai and have a talk about what he says to Angry and also what he thought of giving Haitani Ran a chance. Rindou ended his walk and came back home where he found his brother in the living room so he gave him the numbers and information that Mitsuya said to him before going to his room(he will act like he didn’t hear Ran jumping and squealing like a high school girl whose senpai noticed) where he sent his first message of a billion to Angry while wishing Smiley wouldn’t put himself in the middle of whatever may come out of it.