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Today was turning out to be a shit day.
First, I had to deal with Goldenboy playing a surprise visit to make sure I was 'okay', I just think he was checking in to make sure I haven't killed anyone while I was in Gotham. He's gotten unbearably persistent about the whole "Batman doesn't kill and neither should his allies!" Thing quite serious since he was Batman for a couple of months. Personally I think he's just trying to get the demon brat to be less violent by showing him he's not the only one not allowed to kill. Anyway back to my shitty day.
Next I had to go on a wild goose chase through Gotham all the way to Central City where me, Artemis and Bizarro were so rudely interrupted in our search by one of the most annoying speedsters. Bart fucking Allen. Seriously that kid needs to take a chill pill, he would not leave us alone, especially me and Bizarro. The kid was like fucking glue. And thanks to that annoying little delay names Bart Allen we lost the rogue Warlock Black Mask had hired!
Thus adding the cherry on top of the cake, the only damn Magician we could get a hold of was the fuckface John Constantine, he is the reason I got in this little predicament.
We had caught up to the rogue Warlock and planed to ambush him in the small dreary motel he was staying at back in Gotham. The thing about plans though, is that for me they never seem to go as nicely as I would like. He aparently had been expecting us to bring a Magician with us and set up some kind to early warning system that alert him, and that's when everything went to hell. Constantine being the asshat he is went in and started casting this huge load of mumbo-jumbo. What ever the bloody hell he was casting seemed to spook the rogue Warlock who I had dubbed 'Joe'. So we now had two Magic freaks chanting up a storm of who know what. That was about the time I got tired of standing on the side lines and decided to intervene. In hindsight it was probably not a good idea to distract two Warlocks, it probably wasn't get caught by the Joker bad idea but it was up there. Next thing I knew there was a half finished spell coming at me, with Constantine shooting another quick spell at me to do who knows what. After that things got a little fuzzy, I remember getting hit backwards and then everything going black as I felt my self falling.