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The One Where Harry Needs New Glasses

Summary:

Harry comes home from his first year at Hogwarts needing new glasses.

This is for everyone who's annoyed at how Harry's glasses are(n't) handled in the books.

Notes:

I've been thinking about Harry's glasses lately, and the more I thought about them, the more annoyed I got with the books because it's not even once mentioned that Harry had a check-up, or got new glasses, or anything, and as someone who's had glasses for their nearsightedness since the age of about 11, I'm pissed that it's depicted as a one and done deal. If you're interested, I'll leave a rant in the end notes.

Anyway, English is not my mother tongue, and even though I researched prescription glasses to get the vocabulary, there still may be some mistakes with the jargon, so sorry for that. (discl.: I do know what I'm talking about when it comes to glasses as I've been wearing them for almost a decade and a half, I just know it in my mother tongue instead of English.)

Also, I recently made an Instagram account for my Marauders era musings. I mostly post HCs, so if that's something you're interested in, the name is @itsylva_ao3. I'm also probably a lot more responsive over there, so if you wanna chat, insta is a safe bet.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Sirius noticed it a few days after Harry had come home from his first year at Hogwarts. He was squinting way too much, like he had before Sirius and Remus had taken him to get him his first pair of glasses, or like James had whenever his glasses weren’t strong enough anymore.

That night, once Harry was in bed and Remus had joined Sirius on the couch with a mug of tea in his hand, he asked Remus about it.

‘Moons, I’ve been wondering,’ he started, snuggling up to his husband, ‘should we take Haz for a check-up? I think his eyes got worse.’

Remus hummed under his breath as he sipped his tea. ‘He’s been looking at things from a bit too close since he got back, sure, but you know I’m not an expert when it comes to that. Maybe we should ask him first tomorrow.’

‘He’s doing exactly what James used to do every time before Effie dragged him to the optometrist. But yeah, we’ll ask him.’ He leaned in and nuzzled Remus’ cheek before his head dropped on Remus’ shoulder. ‘Though if he inherited James’ shitty eyes, he’ll need a new pair every six month or so throughout Hogwarts.’

‘That sounds like you’re saying he’ll need a new pair of eyes twice a year,’ Remus snorted.

Sirius swatted at him half-heartedly but laughed with him nonetheless. ‘Oh, you know what I mean!’

*

The next morning, Harry settled on the carpet right in from of the television with his mug of morning hot cocoa. Sirius frowned at him, but after an encouraging nod from Remus, he decided to confront the boy.

‘Hey, Haz, aren’t you a bit too close to the screen? They say you should watch it from farther away.’

Harry looked up at him, squinting a bit. ‘I think that’s made up.’

‘Really, you can’t possibly take in the whole picture from so close.’ Sirius sat down cross-legged next to Harry, turning away from the device so the bright flashing lights didn’t hurt his eyes. ‘Do you sit this close because you don’t see it well? You’ve been squinting an awful lot lately.’

Harry shrugged and looked down into his drink. ‘I don’t know, maybe? How sharp should it be?’

‘Well, for me, it only starts getting blurry when I try to watch it from the sink. When does it get blurry for you? Can you show me?’

Harry nodded and got up, backing away a bit. He took a few steps backwards and forwards until he stopped way too close to the screen for Sirius’ liking.

‘If I go farther, the channel logos become just blotches. Is that normal?’

Sirius sighed and stood up as well. ‘Yeah, it just means your current prescription isn’t enough anymore. I’ll ask Moony to book an appointment, okay? Looks like your eyes are just as bad as your dad’s.’ He ruffled Harry’s hair and gave him a half hug. ‘Try not to sit too close to the TV, though.’

Sirius walked back to the kitchen, where Remus was just putting away the last bowl, and hugged Remus from behind.

‘He’ll need the optometrist,’ he murmured against Remus shoulder blades. ‘Will you please call them?’

‘You could do that, too. It’s not difficult,’ Remus retorted amusedly.

‘Yeah, but what if they ask some really basic question that I don’t get, and I mess up? You know the Muggles better.’

‘Fine, but you’re on lunch duty then.’ Remus twisted around in Sirius’ arms, his own snaking around Sirius’ waist. ‘And I fancy some homemade pizza.’

‘Greedy.’ Sirius tilted his head and stood on his tiptoes to reach Remus for a kiss. ‘I’ll get started right away.’

Remus smiled at him, then, after another kiss, let him go and went to their study to find the optometrist’s phone number. Sirius watched him with a fond smile, then called out to Harry, ‘Hey, Haz, do you want to help me make some pizza?’

*

Almost a month passed before Harry received his new glasses. He had chosen a similar frame to the old one: round, dark grey and made of steel. He had wanted to keep the old ones but they’d been getting too small and kind of uncomfortable, so Sirius had helped him find a similar pair a size larger.

It was also the first time his astigmatism showed itself enough to need correction, and he was still getting used to the feeling of having cylindrical lenses. The optician had told them it would take a few days to fully become used to the new lenses but to go back if Harry still felt off after a week of using them.

Sirius, of course, kept a close eye on Harry, which made Remus chuckle every time he caught his husband watching Harry out of the corner of his eye.

On the morning of his birthday, Harry stumbled into the kitchen still half-asleep, his glasses halfway down his nose. He plopped down on his chair and mumbled a greeting that turned into a yawn.

‘Morning, birthday boy,’ Sirius sing-songed as he placed a mug of hot chocolate in front of Harry.

‘Good morning, kiddo, and happy birthday,’ Remus added, flipping the pancake he was making.

Harry grinned at them, then fixed his glasses, squinting a bit before his sight became clear.

Sirius frowned.

‘Is that prescription not correct? Should we go back to the optometrist?’

Harry shook his head slightly and took a small sip of his hot chocolate. ‘Uh, no, I just need a few moments when I first put them on in the morning. But they're great and my eyes aren’t exhausted in the evening anymore.’

‘Are you sure?’

Harry glared at Sirius. ‘I’m not lying.’

Sirius put up his hands as if in surrender. ‘I’m not saying that, I just don’t know how glasses work because,’ he waved at his own face, ‘I don’t have them, so I’m just trying to make sure your glasses are good for you.’

‘They are.’ Harry smiled. ‘It’s just a bit strange with the cylinder and all.’

‘Let’s not forget his old prescription was a lot weaker than the current one,’ Remus injected from the stove, pouring batter onto the pan. ‘James was the same when he came back from winter break with new lenses in second year.’

Sirius groaned. ‘I know, but the optician said–’

‘Pads. She meant nausea and the like when she said go back if Harry still had trouble with it after a week.’

‘Which I don’t have at all,’ Harry declared, taking a large gulp of his hot chocolate to prove his point. ‘I just need to blink a few times, and then everything’s okay. And I need to blink less every day,’ he added petulantly, twisting around on his seat and trying to reach the small tower of pancakes Remus had made without standing up. Remus batted his hand away.

‘Patience, I’m almost finished.’

Harry pouted at Remus’ back. ‘Anyway, the only thing still strange about my new glasses is the colour.’

‘The colour?’ Sirius asked, flabbergasted. ‘But I thought this frame was the same dark grey as the old one.’

‘No, not the frame! The lenses,’ Harry declared, laughing into his drink. ‘This has this blue reflection, but the other one was yellowish-greenish-something.’

‘That will be because of the different lens treatment,’ Remus explained. ‘And I think these lenses are a different brand than the old ones, that could also be the reason.’

‘I liked the yellow-green better.’

‘Even with green being Slytherin’s colour?’ Remus asked amusedly as he added the last pancake to the tower and brought it over to the table. Sirius had already set the table, and now they both took their seats.

‘It wasn’t like Slytherin’s green. It was lighter and yellowish.’

‘Well, we can ask for green lenses next time, if you want.’

Harry nodded enthusiastically.

‘But for now,’ Sirius interrupted, ‘happy birthday, Prongslet!’ He drew Harry into a half-hug, then served him a pancake while Remus had his turn at embracing the boy.

‘Thank you both,’ Harry said with a wide grin and reached for the jar of Nutella, glasses completely forgotten.

Notes:

Now for the rant about glasses:
(Nearsightedness: when you see objects near you clearly but objects farther away become blurry.)

Okay, this is a generalization, but if you inherit nearsightedness, your eyes usually start weakening around your preteens or early teens (at least that's the most common story I've heard from friends and family). Early tells are looking at things from too close, or squinting a lot when looking at something far away.

I don't think the Dursleys cared much about Harry's eyesight so they definitely wouldn't have looked for these signs, but let's say the school nurses noticed his bad eyesight at his yearly checkup and sent them a note, thus they had to do something about it. They would definitely choose the cheapest frame with the cheapest lenses (which usually are the most basic) and leave it at that. (Glasses are ridiculously expensive - I recently got two new pairs and they cost more than I make with my part-time student job in a month.)

But the thing about having glasses is that you need regular check-ups - the frame can get deformed due to the heat and the temple would need adjusting, and, especially at the beginning, your eyesight can deteriorate pretty quickly. (My first pair was -0.50, the second, not much later, -1.25, and for the first few years, I went to the optometrist once or twice a year.)

Another thing that bugs me is that you don't start out with terrible eyesight - it's gradual. So describing Harry's eyes terrible at the beginning but then not changing at all is just stupid. Sure they can be bad at a young age, but you're lucky if they stop changing in your early twenties. And Harry doesn't once seem to have trouble due to too weak lenses, like not being able to read what's written on the blackboard and needing to sit in the front of the classroom.

Then there's the question of the frame - Harry never gets a new frame, does he? Well, I for one wasn't able to put on my first frame by the time I was around 15, I think, because kids' frames are a lot smaller. There's no way you can go with the same frame during your whole adolescence, and that's without factoring in that the frames get worn down with time.

On broken frames - I've had both metal and plastic frames, and I'm pretty sure you can't break the metal ones, especially not the bridge. And Harry seems to have a metal frame. (Even with the plastic ones, I think punching out the lens is easier than breaking the frame, that is, unless the material is faulty.) (Also, this doesn't consider those parts where the different pieces of the frame are put together, like the hinges, or the temple ends if they're a different material than the rest of the temple. Those are probably the weakest points of the frame.) - though take this paragraph with a grain of salt; I haven't actively tried to break any frames.

The next thing is Quidditch. Wearing glasses during sports can get annoying if the frame isn't snug enough, and Quidditch also has movement to any direction as well as fast acceleration with hardly any protective gear around your head, thus Harry would at the very least need ear grips or something, or maybe proper sports glasses. He could also do with a helmet - if it's snug enough, it will pin the temples in place. The only problem that is addressed is rain - though I personally find rain on my lenses more annoying than blocking my sight.

As for the colour of the reflection, I also don't like that my new lenses are a cold blue instead of the yellowish green I had for the past 15 years. It's probably due to the blue light filter, which I don't think my previous pairs had.

The last topic I want to touch upon is seeing without your glasses - for some reason, it's often depicted that you go basically blind if you take off your glasses. That's just stupid. Sure, -2.5 and lower does could as legally blind, but that doesn't mean you can't see at all, it's just that things are blurry. My prescription is around -5 for both eyes (oh, right, your eyes don't necessarily have the same dioptre, some people need prescription lenses for only one eye), and without my glasses, things start getting blurry about 25-30 cm from my face. A tree 20m from me is just a blotch of green, but I still know it's a tree and can see how far it is from me. Colours also influence how much detail I see - e.g. black letters on a white background become a blotch of white, but white letters on a black background are small specks of white against the black.

 

I think that's more or less what I wanted to say about glasses, though feel free to ask if you want to know more or tell me if you have a different experience down in the comments or over on instagram @itsylva_ao3

Also, I'm fully aware that this is just a small annoyance and not nearly as bad as JKR's usual ignorance, so just look at this as a little side note on why we don't like her.