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AcaDeca
Cindy: you guys hear about the transfer students?
Cindy: do you think theyll want to join?
Flash: doubt it
mj: probably not
Flash: especially not with penis on the team, and how shit of a liar he is
Ned: peter’s internship is real
Flash: SI doesnt hire highschoolers
mj: even if peter’s internship is fake im not siding with flash
Peter: Mj.
Peter: You know for a fact my internship is real?????
mj: while that may be true
mj: i do not care
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Peter sighed, he wasn’t sure why he expected anything different from MJ, she was a complete mystery sometimes. Who is Peter kidding? MJ is a mystery all of the time.
Within the next 20 minutes peter had walked to Midtown Tech, ready to have somewhat normal day.
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AcaDeca
mj: peter if u skip today im replacing u with the new kid
Abe: don’t we need another person on the team?
mj: that is hardly the point
Peter: I’ll be there!
Peter: Mj, this the first time you’ve been late are you ok?
Betty: omg mj died (real) (not click bait)
mj: guys
mj: chill
mj added Adrien Agreste to the chat
Cindy: NEW KID
Cindy: NEW KID
Abe: NEW KID
Peter: NEW KID
Ned: wtf guys
Betty: NEW KID
Adrien Agreste: hi! It’s nice to meet you guys :D
Adrien Agreste: where are we meeting up i’m lost :(
mj: ive been trying to find you for the last 15 minutes
mj: where are you
Adrien Agreste: by the chemistry classroom
Peter: Which one?
Adrien Agreste: idk the one with the burn marks :/
Peter: Oh! I know where that is, be there in a second!
Betty: peter why do you always use perfect grammar when you text?
Peter: My English teacher scares me.
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“Hey, you’re Adrien, right?” Peter asked.
“Yep! That’s me, Peter, right?” The blonde kid, who Peter now knew was Adrien replied.
Peter nodded, “yeah, let me show you where the decathlon team meets!”
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Super serious hero chat
Tony Stank: hey so is anyone gonna tell me why there’s an angry bread monster destroying shit?
Spidey: idk, im on it tho
Steve: Peter, Don’t text and swing.
Spidey: what r u gonna do about it old man?
Rhodey: respect your elders don’t text and swing
Spidey: ok mr. rhodes
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“An akuma, here?” Marinette muttered, of all the places, she was beyond surprised, luckily she had her miraculous as always, ducking into an alleyway she yelled: “Tikki! Spots on!” And transformed into her superhero alter ego, Ladybug, and swung into action.
Now on top of a building the was assessing the current situation, when she saw a flash of red and blue zip by her. “Oomf,” The stranger, who marinette recognized him as a fellow super hero. He looked familiar, but she wasn’t familiar with most of the American superheroes. Having to worry about being one herself, she didn’t have the time to worry about fellow vigilantes other than the ones she worked with, let alone those on a completely different continent.
“Are you ok?” Marinette asked, turning to the stranger, whose suit was themed around a spider, and covering up every inch of his body.
“Yep, totally 100%” he said, pushing himself to his feet, and staring at marinette for a second, “Oh! You’re one of those French super heroes! Ladybug right? My friend showed me some videos of you and Chat Noir! What are you doing here?”
“Y’know on a little visit to see the sights and relax,” Marinette replied, “although that was thrown out the window with what I’m assuming is an akuma attack.”
“Akuma?” The guy asked.
“Hey!” Another, far more familiar voice cut it, and Marinette turned around, and recognized Chat Noir almost immediately.
“Chat? What are you doing here?” Marinette asked.
“Could ask you the same thing, M’lady,” Chat replied.
“You two didn’t come here together?” The spider hero asked.
“No,” Marinette scoffed, “We don’t know each other's identities, theres no way we could plan a trip together without jeopardizing them!”
The spider hero just kinda stood there, “you don’t know each other's identities?”
“Nope!” Chat noir replied.
“But you two work together all the time? The Avengers know my identity, and i only really work with Mr. Stark, so why don’t you two know each other’s identities?”
“Is now the best time to be talking about this when there’s an akumatized villain running around?” Marinette cut in.
“Right sorry!” The spider hero and Chat noir said in unison.
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Super serious hero chat
Spidey: hey guys
Spidey: why are there 2 french super heroes here?
Tony Stank: wait what
Tony Stank: do you know who they are?
Steve: Wait, France has superheroes?
Spidey: yeag
Spidey: ladybug and chat noir is there a reason why theyre here?
Rhodey: not to my knowlege
arrow guy: ooooo! I love ladybug and chat noir!
arrow guy: theres so many videos of them fighting monsters
arrow guy: i wasnt sure if thet were real or not
Steve: Still not over the fact that there’s heroes in France.
Burn the witch: I am from sokovia, it is not unheard of for Europe to have heroes.
Tony Stank: still not over the fact that thats what you chose your name in this gc to be
Steve: Fair point.
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Arachnid dumbasses (mj’s here too)
Guy in the Chair: PETER
Guy in the Chair: PETER YOU MET CHAT NOIR AND LADYBUG??????????
Guy in the Chair: WERE THEY COOL?????
peter-man: ladybug was a bit rude, but other than that they were pretty cool
peter-man: y r u freaking out tho?
peter-man: thought u were a bigger fan of the avengers then some french vigilantes
Guy in the Chair: because theyre french peter
Guy in the Chair: and theyre in the us
mj: its nearly midnight stfu
peter-man: srry
Guy in the Chair: sorry mj!
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Akuma busters
Cat boy: I’ve been thinking about what Spider-man said eariler
Cat boy: why do we keep our identies secret from eachother
Cat boy: surely us knowing each other's identity wouldn’t hurt
Ladybug: what if one of us slips up and hawkmoth figures out who we are? It isn’t worth the risk.
Cat boy: i guess that’s fair :/
Cat boy: i still think we should think about it a bit more