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Vex: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Newton: Spiders?
Vex: Spiders it is then.
Newton: No, that wasn’t-
*But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*
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Avalon: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Clive: You left me, Marlon, and Sirius in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Avalon: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Sirius: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
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Sirius: STOP!
*Everyone stops*
Sirius: wAiT a MiNuTe-
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Sirius: Avalon, I screwed up, big time.
Avalon: Sirius, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
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