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The day began like any other. Victor Bennett and Patty Halliwell, Jennifer and Wally Wooley, Samantha and Darrin Stevens, Penny and Allen, Prue Halliwell and Andy Trudeau, Margaret Hall and Thomas Cromwell, Tanya West and Franklin Mott, Theo Galavan and Anya Romanov, Morag McDonald and the Each Uisge and Marta Spencer, Liz 1 and Kathy, Reyna Ramírez-Arellano and the Kelpie were at a cafe.
Louise and Brad from Teen Witch were there too, as was Freya and Andrew the Duke of Blackwood and their daughter, and different versions of Phoebe Halliwell with Cole Turner, Jason Dean, Kyra and the Seer, and Todd Underwood and Beanna Gosling.
However, Grams wasn't pleased with her granddaughters' actions. Especially when Piper had told Grams, "Well, I guess never", regarding learning that the Charmed Ones were not normal.
"All this over men. How many times have I told you?" Grams' tone was exasperated. "Men are utensils. You use them, wash them, and throw them in a drawer until you need them again."
Out of nowhere, Marta lunged at Grams. Margaret, Anya, Morag, Kathy and some of the others gave looks of disgust at the Halliwell matriarch's words.
Kenny, a black Labrador with a red leather collar, walked in. "Grams, don't be a misandrist. If you were a man saying that about women, the show won't try to play you sympathetically."
"He has a good point," Margaret said. "You cannot just assume that all men are horrible, based on your own past experiences with them."
The each uisge raised a hand as if in class. "Just to clarify, Theo, TJ, Thomas, Franklin, Kenny and I are not sextuplets."
Reyna sipped her ordered hot chocolate. "Why don't we discuss how we all met? Who wants to start?"
"We'll start." It was Penny who spoke.