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A Letter to Kingy Wingy

Summary:

Queen writes a letter to her ex-husband before she confronts Kris and Spamton (takes place on the Salt Route).

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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You Were Right

(About The Lightners I Mean)

When You Said The Lightners Betrayed You I Thought You Were An Idiot (You Still Are One)

They Were Probably Just Busy

Or You Were Too Uninteresting To Keep Their Attention

...

I Was Wrong

They Came To My World Today

I Tried To Keep Them Entertained

I Just Wanted To Make Them Smile

I Don't Know How I Failed

But I Did

Did I Not Try Hard Enough To Make Them Happy

Or Was It Foolish Of Me To Care For Them At All

I Am A Computer I Should Know These Things

And Yet

I Failed

I Failed My People

One Lightner Has Been Committing File Delete With A Strange Little Man In Tow

And When I Spoke To The Others

They Refused To Believe Me And Said I Was Truly Evil

Which I Thought I Was But Not Like This

I Cannot Care About World Domination Anymore

Not When Tasque Manager Is Dead

Not When Swatch Is Barely Holding It Together

Kingy

I Should Have Listened To You

I Wanted To Make People Smile And I Only Caused Them Pain

Because I Did Not Listen

Because I Left You Over This

You Would Probably Laugh If You Saw Me Now (Would You)

And You Would Be Right

They Would Have Been Better Off If I Was Never Queen

I Don't Think I Deserve That Title Anymore

I Am Sorry I Left You And Our Child

I Hope Your World Fared Better In My Absence

And Our Child Is Growing Well

I Know I Am Heading Into My Death

But I Cannot Let Any More Of My Subjects Die

So I Guess This Is Goodbye (Again)

I Am Truly Sorry

Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N

Notes:

Fun fact: I started writing this because I was bored in math and wanted to see if I could write fanfiction on my calculator. I could.