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Yosuke
look @ this gr9 meme
Souji
there’s no picture
Yosuke
sry frgot 2 attach it hold on
there
Souji
?
Yosuke
wat
Souji
is that the right picture
Yosuke
FVK
FUBK
Fhcck
Souji
I’m gonna take that as a no
Yosuke
YES ITS A NO
I DIDNT INTENTUONLY SENDU A DUCK PICK
DUCK PIC
DICK PIC
FCK
Souji
it’s okay I’ll just delete it
Yosuke
ITS 2 LATE
U SAW TIT
IT
I CAN NVER LO OK AT U AGAIN
Souji
it's not that big a deal?
Yosuke
YES IT IS
wait
wat do u men not abig deal
R U SAYIN G IM SMALL
Souji
what? no!
Yosuke
u dont think its small?/?
Souji
I don’t know? I didn’t look that closely
Yosuke
hold on ill snd it again
Souji
you don’t have to
Yosuke
huh
wait
U DIDNT DELETE IT ? ?????
Souji
I’m sorry I was too busy replying! I’ll go delete it now
Yosuke
NO U HAVE 2 LOOK AT UT
N TELL ME
Souji
are you sure?
Yosuke
SOUji this is important
Souji
okay
Yosuke
did u look??
Souji
yes
Yosuke
and????????
Souji
and you’re not small?
Yosuke
questn mark?
y question mark?!
Souji
I don’t really know what to say it’s not every day I find myself rating friends’ dicks
Yosuke
b honest w me souji i can take it
tell me wat ur thinking
souji
souji r u there
Souji
yeah
Yosuke
then anser meeee
Souji
okay but you can’t get mad
Yosuke
what why
R U GONNA TELL ME I’M SMALL
Souji
NO I already told you you’re not
Yosuke
oh
then what
Souji
nvm
Yosuke
no u gotta tell me now
Souji
no
Yosuke
yes
Souji
no
Yosuke
plz
Souji
I thought you didn’t want me looking at this any longer than necessary?
Yosuke
ill make an exeption
plz
plz plz plz
its 2 late u already saw it u might as well tell me
Souji
this is a bad idea
Yosuke
come onnnn
i promise i wont get mad
bstow upon me ur wisdom o wise bisexual one
Souji
I’ll tell you if you promise never to call me that again
Yosuke
deal
r u still there
r u writin out ur detailed dick analysis
or should i say ANALysis
lmao
srsly r u there
Souji
it looks good
Yosuke
wtf i kno u did not just spend like half an hour to say it looks good
Souji
it was 6 minutes!
Yosuke
STILL
ur holding out on me souji
Souji
I had to go to the bathroom
Yosuke
since when r u against takin ur phone in the bathroom
Souji
I forgot it
Yosuke
U DID NOT
Souji
how could you possibly know that
Yosuke
ur changing the subject
tell me
wat u were gonna say
about my dick
Souji
FINE it looks suckable
Yosuke
what
wtf
Souji
I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA
Yosuke
what does that even mean
Souji
what
Yosuke
what do u mean it looks suckable
Souji
god why did I think this was a good idea
Yosuke
u said suckable I wanna kno
Souji
what do you not understand about suckable?!
Yosuke
like
what makes it suckable aren’t all dicks technicly suckable
Souji
I mean yeah but
it's different, y’know?
Yosuke
souj u r talking to a bj n00b here ur gonna haf to be more specific
Souji
like, uh… some are more fun to give than others?
Yosuke
bcuz of dick suckability
Souji
yes
Yosuke
ok so what determines the suckability of a dick
Souji
I don’t know?
Yosuke
then how do u kno
Souji
instinct I guess?
Yosuke
n ur instinct is sayin it would be fun to suck my dick
Souji
no
I mean maybe?
I mean it’s not like I’m thinking about doing that with you
Yosuke
oh
Souji
sorry this is weird
I shouldn’t have said any of that in the first place
Yosuke
no u dun have to be sorry
I asked after all
souji?
Souji
I’m here
Yosuke
idk if it makes any difference but its only fair 2 tell u
ur mouth looks vry blowjobable
Souji
what
Yosuke
sry i gotta go i think the dryer beeped
Souji
yosuke wtf
Yosuke
ttyl k? bye!
Souji
yosuke what does that mean
what does blowjobable mean
???
yosuke I know you’re still there
explain!
yosuke
gdi