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Serafina Vescovi’s job update
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Serafina Vescovi (She/Her) • 1st
Student at Gotham University
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Congratulate Serafina for starting a new position as Software Engineer Intern at Wayne Enterprises
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Sienna Ward (She/Her) • 2nd
Accounting Intern at Wayne Enterprises | Student at Gotham University
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The Beta Alpha Psi chapter at Gotham University is volunteering at the community center on Cross Street this Saturday and Sunday from…
ask me about op amps (she/he) @baymaxmax
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to the other intern who dropped her coffee when I said fuck in front of the WT ceo sorry r u ok
stop quacking at me | he/him @tjdw98 🔒
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tam made me say hi to the new interns and as soon as one of them spotted me he said “is that a sk8 sticker on your phone? fucking sick dude” someone give this kid a raise
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@tjdw98 you are the boss. you can give him a raisestop quacking at me | he/him @tjdw98 🔒
@casswayne shhhh
efflorescent (she/her) @floraaa
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Does anyone know how to get coffee stains out of a blouse? Asking for a friend
a round of round robins is around - she/they/he @notrightnaomi
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@floraaa I have stuff at the apt, hang in there!!
tacocat backwards (he/him) @isitcaden
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inside of you there are two wolves. one wants to stop swearing out of respect for the other intern. the other wants to swear more to assert dominance
tacocat backwards (he/him) @isitcaden
idc if it's “unprofessional” it would be funny
sweet tangerine | she/her @orangeyouglad
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@isitcaden she won't die if you swear 🙄tacocat backwards (he/him) @isitcaden
@orangeyouglad ok but how do you *know*
spoiler stan - they/he @tripelaxel
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why does WE employee safety training have a slide about not using staplers as throwing weapons
spoiler stan - they/he @tripelaxel
“off the record, one time somebody chucked one at the joker and almost stapled him in his privates” asjfkdlaks
spoiler stan - they/he @tripelaxel
“if you have no other options, your life is more important but… yeah”
spoiler stan - they/he @tripelaxel
wait LMAO it wasn't even an employee who did that it was #damianWayne
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we_official ☑️ A warm welcome to our summer interns! #WEare #WEareInterns #WEareGreatPeople
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baymaxmax my boss’s boss’s boss’s boss is a boss actually #WEareInterns
tim_drakewayne ☑️ thanks 😎 I’m technically your boss too though
tripelaxel reading the caption made my last brain cell explode
baymaxmax @tripelaxel rip
From: Chelsea Simmons
To: WayneTech Summer Interns (Axel Durham, Caden Hepburn, Max Tang, Serafina Vescovi, Sienna Ward), Wayne Biotech Summer Interns…
Subject: Rogue Intrusion Safety Guidelines
📎 rogue_safety.pdf
Hello WE summer interns!
Thank you for participating in today’s safety trainings. Attached is the detailed protocol for Rogue intrusions that was mentioned in the slides. Please read it carefully. Following these instructions may save your life one day. Let’s make it as easy as possible for the GCPD (or, more likely, Batman and/or Batman-affiliates) to resolve crisis situations in our buildings.
Feel free to email me or message me on Teams with any questions. #WEareGreatPeople !!
Chelsea Simmons (she/her/hers)
Business Analyst | Wayne Enterprises
P/F: +1 609 XXX XXXX
E: [email protected]
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hey orange
hi caden
do you have an extra pen?
I am on the other side of the floor
why don’t you ask someone closer?
they’re working, I don’t wanna look like I’m slacking off
also how are you already out of pens?
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she asked nicely
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the office supplies are in here
tacocat backwards (he/him) @isitcaden
#onlyinGotham is there a riddler attack on your building week 1 of your internship
tacocat backwards (he/him) @isitcaden
at least I got to meet #cassWayne she’s not the worst person I could be sheltering in place with
tacocat backwards (he/him) @isitcaden
oh shit where did she go
stop quacking at me | he/him @tjdw98 🔒
gdi why couldn’t riddler attack 15 min earlier I couldve gotten out of this stupid board meeting
efflorescent (she/her) @floraaa
Is it cheating to ask the internet for answers to riddler’s riddles? I’m in the middle of looking for a really fudging annoying bug but I can’t reach my laptop
SIGNAL STAN - they/he @tripelaxel
sgkjkslsa the riddler took our building hostage not 20 min ago and #blackBat and #signal already showed up
SIGNAL STAN - they/he @tripelaxel
#onlyinGotham do the vigilantes pull up to emergencies before the cops
SIGNAL STAN - they/he @tripelaxel
also signal solved the riddle in 30 s and spent the next 5 min clowning on riddler before kicking his ass, I lvoe this guy (non-gendered)
Duke Thomas 🌞 | he/him @putupyourduke ☑️
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s/o to the gcpd for showing up half an hour late to pick up riddler from the wt building! good thing #signal and #blackBat were around 🤩
🩰✨ she/her @casswayne ☑️
🖊️🗼😌🥳🙏 @isitcaden 🖤 #WEareGreatPeople
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tacocat backwards (he/him) @isitcaden
it looks even more awesome in person! @casswayne feel free to stop by again anytime
Timothy J. Drake-Wayne | he/him @tim_drakewayne ☑️
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Thank you to all #WayneTech employees, especially our new interns, for staying calm during the Riddler hostage situation. I’m incredibly grateful to hear that no one was injured. #WEareGreatPeople
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Chelsea Simmons (She/Her) • 1st
Business Analyst at Wayne Enterprises
5h
Amazing work to our summer interns on this team-building exercise! Congratulations to #WayneTech team TAM for making the highest tower, at 76.5 inches! #WEare #WEareGreatPeople #WEareInterns
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flora.vescovi 30s
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Top 10 reasons to work for WT 😍
PLAYLIST
waynetech internship vibes
tim drake please don’t sue me I love my job
cadenza.help • 15 songs, 54 min 53 sec
- Programming - Coding Music
- Work Bitch - Britney Spears
- print(“i’m so tired”) - jenny nuo
- Coffee Time - Natalie Cole
- Oh No! - MARINA
- The Riddler - Michael Giacchino
- Taken Hostage - Carter Burwell
- Don’t You Worry Child - Swedish House Mafia, John Martin
- Signal - TWICE
- Is Here - Connor LeBlanc
- POW! - SWACQ
- We Are Saved - Borrtex
- OK - Wallows
- NOW - Olivia O’Brien
- Back To Work - BC Camplight