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“Hey, Obi-Wan, whatcha watching?”
“Anakin, you’re blocking my view—”
“Luke Skywalker and the Jedi’s Revenge? Seriously?”
“It’s interesting!”
“Alright, alright, don’t get so defensive. Let’s see it.”
“I really don’t think—”
“Obi-Wan.”
“You, err, you may not enjoy it.”
“Yeah, well, let me be the judge of—wait. What is this? They think I killed Palpatine because I was jealous of me?!”
“The holodrama suggests that Vader resented Palpatine’s formerly intimate relationship with Anakin, yes.”
“That’s ridiculous.”
“…”
“What is it.”
“What is what?”
“I know that look, Obi-Wan, and that look says—”
“Did you?”
“Did I what?”
“I—oh, nevermind.”
“Obi. Wan.”
“Well, Anakin, did you?”
“Did I what? Kill Palpatine? You should know! Why do you care, anyway?! You were the one who told my son to—oh. Oh-hooooo. I get it now. You’re jealous.”
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“Yeah, you’re jealous!”
“I am not.”
“Are too.”
“These are not the droids you’re looking for—”
“Don’t change the subject. Yeah, I fucked him a few times.”
“Anakin, you—no—!”
“Oh, puh-leeze, spare me that scandalized tone. I’ve fucked you, too. More than a few times.”
“Yes, but—”
“And I’ll do it again. How’s ‘right now’ sound?”
“I—oh, very well.”