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It's the off season for the MSBY black Jackals. Which means that Sakusa and Atsumu are left with relatively calm days to just relax. Back when they'd first joined the team, off seasons were spent going to the gym and making sure to keep in shape, but after a few years of that they found it more beneficial to spend time taking care of their bodies in a different way.
The previous night had been filled with laughter over some Rom-Com Atsumu had found on Netflix and Sakusa reluctantly agreed to watching. They'd ordered dinner from a new Sushi restaurant down the street from their home this way they could eat and simultaneously 'scope out the competition' for Osamu. They didn't manage to stay awake much longer after they'd eaten and finished their movie so they cuddled up in bed and fell asleep in each other's arms.
It was now 3 in the morning, when Sakusa turned over in his sleep only to be smacked with a smell so putrid that it woke up from his dream-like state of mind.
He cracked open his eyes to find Atsumu no longer wrapped up in his arms, but laying on his stomach, back arched and squirming. The blonde seemed to still be asleep so Sakusa was almost able to ignore the smell in favor of going back to bed. One of them had probably just farted, he rationalized before rolling over rand letting his eyes slip closed once again.
It took all of 2 minutes before he heard a loud and obnoxious fart come from the other side of the bed. The smell hadn't even hit him yet, but it sounded like a nasty one so he wasn't excited for the inevitable stench he'd have to deal with. Atsumu was still squirming on the bed, which had Sakusa turning back over to analyze his boyfriend.
Atsumu's face was contorted in pain and his breathing was heavy. It was obvious that something wasn't sitting right in his stomach and if Sakusa thought about it, he could feel his stomach gurgling as well.
Guess Osamu has nothing to worry about
He made a mental not to never order from that restaurant again, before reaching out his half asleep arm and shaking Atsumu's shoulder. The blonde in question was a generally heavy sleeper, but Sakusa was hoping that the current situation would aid in the process of waking his boyfriend up. A few shakes later and Atsumu opened his eyes with a groan "Mm. Omi? Whacha doin' up?"
Sakusa watched as Atsumu tried to sit up, but ended up doubling over in pain. "You were stinking up the room, of course I'd wake up" Sakusa would have deadpanned if his natural face didn't already look that way. Atsumu lifted his head back up towards his boyfriend and Sakusa almost felt bad about the embarrassed flush on Atsumu's cheeks
"Aah shit, I'll move to the couch...sorry Omi" Atsumu moved to push himself up again and managed to sit upright against the headboard before having to stop. "Are you alright, Atsu?" Sakusa was fairly concerned about Atsumu's lack of mobility, but didn't want to just assume that he knew what the issue was. "My stomach just feels so tight....like I gotta let out more gas or shit or something.
Sakusa rolled his eyes at how easily Atsumu could admit such things. Sure everybody did it, but that doesn't mean you should just talk about it so casually. "You have such a potty mouth...." Sakusa trailed off. Him and Atsumu looked at each other in silence for a few moments before bursting into giggles.
*Pfffdfft*
Sakusa couldn't help himself from cackling harder as Atsumu blushed at the gas that slipped out of him
"Omi it's not funny......" Atsumu would have been mortified if this was anyone else, but Sakusa was his safe space, his home. Sakusa sat up next to his boyfriend and kissed him on the cheek. "I'm sorry for laughing baby" he nuzzled Atsumu's cheek and then pulled back with a more serious expression. Do you want me to get you something? No way you're gonna be able to sleep like this..." Sakusa placed a hand on Atsumu's cheek and searched his eyes for anymore signs of pain.
Atsumu shook his head and then winced as he did his best to hold in another fart. Sakusa was a little too in tune to Atsumu's needs at times because he sighed and stood up to open the windows on either side of their bed. "Omi?" Atsumu looked the noirette over in confusion. "I don't like seeing you struggle like that, makes you look even uglier than usual, so just let it out" Sakusa shrugged and climbed back into their bed.
Atsumu was stuck between wanting to take him up on the offer and keeping what little self respect he still had left in him. Sakusa wasn't planning on giving him much choice however.
He resumed his position against the headboard next to Atsumu and began stroking a hand over Atsumu's stomach. "Omi, I really think I should move to the living room, or sleep on the toilet tonight or somethin-" Atsumu clenched his ass cheeks to stop another wave of gas from escaping. Sakusa just frowned."You can't even sit up in bed properly and you expect to walk all the way out to the living room?" Atsumu hung his head in shame. Sakusa leaned over and pressed another kiss to his cheek. "I think it was the sushi we had last night" He hummed softly, still running his fingers over Atsumu's stomach.
"Unfair, why's nothing happening to you then?" Atsumu pouted. Sakusa chuckled deeply, voice still raspy from just waking up. "I feel it too, I just have better control over my body" Atsumu glared at his smug looking boyfriend "No way! You gotta let some out too!" he declared. "Do you intend to kill us both?" Sakusa made a face of mock horror. "The windows are open silly" Atsumu pointed out. "Sakusa rolled his eyes. "The windows can only do so much, I don't plan on adding to the already bad sme-" Sakusa awas cut off by Atsumu slithering a hand onto his ribcage and pressing down sharply, making Sakusa flinch and relax his body for a moment.
*Fffrrrrpppttt*
Atsumu swears his dick twitched at the small moan Sakusa let out from relieving that bit of pressure. "See, feels better doesn't it?" It was Atsumu's turn to look smug. Sakusa didn't want to admit that he was right, and it was clinically healthy to fart, but this was weird wasn't it. "You're thinking so loud babe, just go with it." Atsumu broke Sakusa out of his thoughts just before srunching his face up an pushing out a bassy fart that sounded like it hurt. "Oh my God Atsumu that's gross!" Sakusa tried his best to look disgusted, but he could feel something, distinctly not gas, bubbling in his stomach. "I don't know Omi, maybe we should just let this ride out, c'mere actually...." Atsumu nodded towards his lap. "You want me to sit on your lap when you're dropping nuclear bombs every ten seconds?" Sakusa raised an eyebrow, but Atsumu did not falter.
"Trust me, I think this will allow us to go back to bed faster, if nothing else" Atsumu nodded towards his lap again and Sakusa sighed. The things he was willing to do for this man. Sakusa threw a leg over both of Atsumu's and sat face to face with his lover. "Well now wha-" Sakusa was cut off my Atsumu kissing him passionately. The kiss served its purpose in being distracting until Atsumu felt his asshole twitch and he pulled away. "I'm gonna fart again, so don't be alarmed" he warned before bringing his lips back to Sakusa's and letting it rip.
*PDDDDRRRRTTTT*
*Ffrrptt*
*Prrrrrfffffttt*
Atsumu was moaning into Sakusa mouth with each release and Sakusa couldn't stop himself from getting hard even if he wanted to. The smell was hitting him in delayed waves and it was awful, it smelt like eggs and rotten sushi, but Atsumu's reactions and the warmth he was feeling underneath him had him relaxing into Atsumu's body despite the odor.
Sakusa may have met himself get a little too relaxed, however as a fart vibrated out of him and onto Atsumu's lap, causing the setter to moan once again. "Shit, Omi how mad would you be if I told you this was kinda turning me on..." Atsumu was out of breath it seemed, panting while Sakusa pushed out another, much softer fart. "I wouldn't be mad, just slightly judgemental" he answered, moving forward to place kisses on Atsumu's neck and grind his own erection against his boyfriend's.
"It feels like you're enjoying yourself a bit too much too Kiyoomi" Atsumu laughed lightly, another fart slipping out of his ass. This continued on for a good five minutes. The pair both letting loose and making out like there was no tomorrow. Everything came to a head, however when Atsumu felt something large crowning at his asshole. He gripped Sakusa's hips to stop him from grinding down any further, which earned him a whine and a glare.
"Sorry Omi, but I think I'm about to shit myself, literally." Atsumu was panicked and looking around for some tissues or an empty water bottle because there was no way he was making it to the bathroom right now. "Tch- this is disgusting-" Sakusa seemed to be fighting some internal battle before he pushed Atsumu's hands away from his hips and continued his grinding. "Shit- Kiyoomi stop!" Atsumu's protests were silenced by a harsh roll of Sakusa's hips against his own. "Just fucking go already....I have to.....NnGh~ wash the sheets anyways......." Sakusa mumbmed out the last part, but Atsumu heard it clear as day. "There's really no time for kink negotiation here Omi so if you tell me to go I'm really gonna do it!" Atsumu was still looking around frantically for something to hold his shit instead of their bedsheets but Sakusa grabbed his face and made him hold eye contact. "Just do it, might be hot who knows?" Sakusa shrugged again, feigning nonchalance but his cock twitched violently as he said it.
Atsumu took the signs for what they were and nodded his head curtly. He then mustered up the last of his strength and flipped himself and Sakusa over so that his boyfriend was in his back underneath him and Atsumu was hovering over his lips. "Damn, I'm sorry in advance baby..." Atsumu leaned down hesitantly and kissed Sakusa while grunting and pushing out a solid but creamy log. They usually slept naked and tonight was no exception so it just plopped down in between their legs. The smell was instantaneous and Sakusa wanted to gag against his boyfriend's mouth, but the idea of Atsumu using their bed as a toilet was so arousing for some reason that he pushed all other thoughts aside. This was a rare occurrence and he was going to savor it.
Pulling back from the kiss Sakusa looked up into Atsumu's eyes. "Can I- too....I wanna-" Atsumu understood to some degree what Sakusa was asking for and how could he say no at this point. "Go ahead Omi, let go for me" he grunted again as another round of shit started pushing out of him. Sakusa took that as his sign to push out his own load, however his was much more liquidy. "Fuck Omi, ya got diarrhea? And ya were holding that in?" Atsumu's accent was starting to slip out as he allowed himself to be completely and utterly vulnerable with his boyfriend.
Sakusa moaned at the feeling of finally using the bathroom. "Mm! Tsumu-god! It smells fucking horrible jesus-" he complained but lifted his hands to bring Atsumu's face back to his and connected their lips once again. Atsumu's cock started to dribble piss onto Sakusa's stomach and the shit that Sakusa let out was beggining to smear down his own legs. They were disgusting. Sakusa found himself not caring too much.
"ATSU! Fuck- I'm gonna pee, shit it's gonna go everywhere..." Atsumu licked into Sakusa's mouth before breathing into his ear, warm and sultry "Squirt all over us baby boy~" The moan Sakusa let out was unholy as his piss sprayed in between them like he hadn't gone in days.
"Aah~MmNng! HOLY FUCK-" Sakusa pissed for what felt like minutes before he sat up under Atsumu and flipped himself around, not realizing that he had smeared shit on his legs. "Kiyoomi what are you-"
"Sorry- I had to get more comfortable or it wouldn't come out..." Atsumu didn't have time to question what his boyfriend meant because he watched at Sakusa Kiyoomi lifted his leg up and sharted right in front of his face. He was lucky that nothing had actually hit his face, but the smell burned his eyes. He couldn't look away. "Omi I feel so gross right now but watching you lift your leg like a dog and shit in front of me, is so fuckin hot *grunt* Oh fuck, I thought I was done for now-" Atsumu peed a little more, piss spurting out and running down Sakusa's dirty asshole. His shit was more solid than it was before and it was hard enough that he needed to put some effort into getting it out.
Sakusa, as usual, was in tune to his boyfriend's distress. He flipped back around and leaned over his pile of shit on the bed, careful not to rest his hands in it as he leaned forward and nibbled Atsumu's earlobe. "Omi baby, stop you're gonna make me tense up again...." Atsumu mumbled, having the nerve to still get embarrassed after everything that just happened. "Shhhh, it's okay, just relax for me" Sakusa reached under Atsumu and tweaked one of his nipples, punching and pulling in it. Atsumu moaned loudly and rocked his hips downwards, the tip of his dick landed in something warm and he almost came right then and there. "Oh God! What is that Kiyoomi? Please tell me it's your pile of shit, leaving it there like a fucking dog, need your owner to pick up after you fUCk- you're so damn hot baby-!" Atsumu continued grinding down into the shit below him as Sakusa claimed his mouth once again and continued playing with his nipples. Atsumu was approaching his peak rather fast and Sakusa had begun fucking his own free fist to Atsumu's noises watching him hump his pile of shit.
"ATSU I'm coming- fuck fuck, yes~Keep humping my shit like that Atsumu! Nasty boy-What the fuck....-AaHh!" Sakusa came all over his own and Astumu's torsos, causing Atsumu to tense up and shoot his own load onto the now messy pile beneath him. His orgasm relaxed his body enough to be able to push out the piece that had been stuck in his ass for the past few minutes.
Neither one of them could collapse onto the bed like they wanted to, so they stayed on their knees holding onto one another while they caught their breaths.
"So uh......new kink unlocked?" Atsumu joked. Sakusa took a deep breath and actually gagged this time. "Wait there's literally shit on our bed right now.....on our bodies right now....." He put the pieces together and nearly leapt off the bed, leaving Atsumu to quickly gather his bearings before he fell face first in said shit on the bed. "Yeah....how ya feeling Omi? I know we gotta shower and change the sheets and-" Atsumu stopped talking once he heard Sakusa's low laughter.
It seems like his boyfriend finally lost it.
"What's so comical Omi?" He asked cautiously, afraid that Sakusa might snap at him for what they'd just done" But instead Sakusa smirked and looked Atsumu dead in the eyes.
"What kind of germaphobe has a shit kink" he laughed at himself until Atsumu started giggling along with him.
He was right, it was rather strange, but they're not strangers to the fact that love makes you do crazy things.