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Twelve Tales from the Wildwood

Summary:

The Wildwood is a real wood, with real trees and plants, inhabited by real animals and birds. And at the very same time it is The Wildwood, old beyond time, well spring of myths, legends, and folklore. If it pulls you into a story then it is the place where Once Upon a Time is now, magic is real, and wishes and dreams do come true.

These are just twelve very short tales that it gave to me to share with you all over the twelve days of Christmas.

Notes:

Originally written at the start of December 2022 from the prompts sent daily by Writer’s HQ for their 12 Days of Flashmas challenge, I decided I wanted share these over the actual twelve days of Christmas (so from Boxing Day to Epiphany) pretty much as they left my keyboard at the end of each writing session. They have been checked for basic spelling and grammar, and given a sense check, but they have not been polished as they would be if I were submitting them for publication.

Because these were not written with publication in mind.

They were written for the joy of putting pen to paper, or fingers to keyboard in this case, and just seeing where my mind went with the wonderful prompts, all of which were based around the Twelve Days of Christmas song (and offered a masterclass in what freewriting on a theme can generate). Being me the inclination to add a few extra caveats to challenge, just because I could, was irresistible. So as well as being a response to something in the prompt email I was working with two further rules:

1. The story title had to fit the music for its matching line in the twelve days of Christmas song. This does, in theory, mean the story titles could be sung once we get to the end but having had a go I wouldn’t recommend it.

2. Each story had to be set within a version of the Wildwood that I have spent part of this year already working in, building a short story collection of folk and fairy tale retellings that also weaves through them all a story about a Goddess, a Witch, and a Mortal and finding one’s place in the world. I say a version because the Wildwood of the short story collection is a darker place than the one you’ll meet over the twelve days (think Witcher vs Wind in the Willows) despite the Witch being the same Witch and the Cailleach being the same Goddess.

The one rule I did break was their length. They are all flash fiction for the publishing world’s parameters of the term, all being somewhere between 500 and 1000 words long, but at Writer’s HQ all flash is capped at 500 words. Not that anyone minded, Writer’s HQ isn’t that sort of writing group, but for completeness I felt I should ‘fess up.

It was a joy to play in a more lighthearted Wildwood, and over the twelve days it’s very easy to see that I begin by writing my way into this particular Wildwood, then find my footing, and finally start really running with the characters and sense of place. They are very rough and immediate but what I hope is visible in all of them is how much fun I was having creating them.

Because that is why I am sharing them, to share the joy.

I won’t say much more, because I think the stories do their own talking, but I hope you enjoy them. Comments are always welcome and I’d love to know whether any of the literary, tv, and film references that my subconscious saw fit to scatter liberally through them are obvious to anyone but me.

Chapter 1: For the first tale of Flashmas the Wildwood gave to me ...

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The Witch’s Cottage gets a Frankentree

For years the denizens of the Wildwood had known caution was required when visiting the Witch’s cottage. Not because of the witch herself. She was their reason for visiting, with her healing salves, her delicious food, and - whilst she didn’t suffer fools – her willingness to find time for anyone who needed to talk. Rather it was her garden, filling the clearing around the cottage, that required care. Keep to the path and you might just be okay but the heady scents of the herbs and flowers, which bloomed and thrived no matter what the weather was doing, could turn even the most focused of minds to dreaming. Many had found themselves sat by various borders, hours after they’d arrived, unable to say what they’d been doing there.

But none of them had ever been attacked by any of the plants before.

It was late October when Fox, having checked the wind direction and chosen his path through the garden accordingly, trotted towards the back door with a basket full of the last of the pear harvest from the western orchards. The pears were not, in any way, payment for the help the Witch had been when the youngest cub broke her paw, merely a neighbour sharing his good fortune. He’d been planning to simply pop the basket on the doorstep and slink away without a sound, so as not to take up any of the Witch’s valuable time.

It was a good plan and one he'd have executed perfectly had he not rounded the cottage corner to meet a thing of unwieldy proportions. Neither oak, nor ash, nor thorn, but some sort of horrific hybrid of all three blocked the path. Straight branches, twisted branches, some smooth, some thorn covered, some with silver bark, some with black and all of them patchworked with green leaves, golden leaves, berries, and blossoms. Worse, it moved; trunk and roots groaning as it lurched, grasping for him with spindly hand-shaped twigs.

Later he would claim he gave only the smallest of yelps as it came toward him; that he’d immediately realised the Witch wouldn’t let him come to harm on her land. And the Witch was kind enough to say nothing to the contrary since it was, after all, her new interest in grafting that had resulted in the tree creature, whom she’d named Victor.

If pressed she might have conceded that mixing magic with her first attempt at propagation had been ambitious but, as she pointed out to anyone who asked, once she’d trained Victor not to attack her visitors, he was incredibly handy. Especially on wash day since he could move around the cottage with the sun.

Fox was more circumspect in his judgement of Victor but the pear pastries the Witch had whipped up whilst he gathered his wits over a cup of her special herb tea had gone a long way to sweetening his views on what he had privately dubbed the Frankentree.