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JimmyDisco added WARIO, Mona❤️, EpicGamer, Crygor, Best Witch in the World, RedDemonSlayer, DiamondTaxi, Spitzy Speed, Karaoke Machine, Cricket-in-Training, Mastermantis, Penny!, Rapping Gamer Supreme, and LuxevilleHero
JimmyDisco: hey broskis
Spitzy Speed: what is this
WARIO: Oh, thanks Jimmy, I was just thinking I ought to call you guys to do some work for me
Spitzy Speed: no I'm at work
DiamondTaxi: Welcome to Diamond Taxi service, where do you want us to pick you up?
DiamondTaxi: wait what is this
JimmyDisco: group chat with the gang
DiamondTaxi: dude this is my work phone
JimmyDisco: 💀 didn't know
JimmyDisco: I just have you saved as Dribble on my contacts
DiamondTaxi: I'm out
DiamondTaxi left
JimmyDisco: bro at least give me your actual number
EpicGamer: Soo what's this group for?
Best Witch in the World: who added me
Penny!: HI GUYS
JimmyDisco: the party is heating up
Best Witch in the World: jimmy do you want to get cursed for all eternity
JimmyDisco: I'll pass
RedDemonSlayer: Ashley, calm down with the threats please
Best Witch in the World: shut up or you're next
Spitzy Speed: Red what the heck is your username meant to be
RedDemonSlayer: Hey I thought it sounded cool!
Spitzy Speed: sounds like you're planning genocide bud
RedDemonSlayer: Is it really that bad?
JimmyDisco: Spitz I thought you were working
Spitzy Speed: yeah but Dribble's driving rn
Best Witch in the World: how to leave a group chat
JimmyDisco: why would you want to do that
RedDemonSlayer: Come on Ashley, it isn't that bad
Best Witch in the World: yes it is
Best Witch in the World: you can hang out with these weirdos if you want but i have better things to do
Best Witch in the World: cool things like casting spells and summoning demons
EpicGamer: SUMMONING DEMONS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Best Witch in the World: yes
RedDemonSlayer: Wait you didn't know?
EpicGamer: NO?!?!?!?
Penny!: Would you guys mind if I came over to your mansion tomorrow for an examination?
Best Witch in the World: yes very much so
Penny!: Thanks! You guys are the best
Best Witch in the World: no you can't come
Best Witch in the World: don't try it
RedDemonSlayer: Are you sure you want to? It's pretty spooky, there's these weird monsters around every corner
EpicGamer: Sounds awesome
Best Witch in the World: it's spooky if you're an idiot like red
RedDemonSlayer: Hey that isn't very nice!
Best Witch in the World: that's the idea
Penny!: Are you two always like this?
Best Witch in the World: yes
RedDemonSlayer: No! Ashley and I are very good friends
RedDemonSlayer: Wait WHAT
Spitzy Speed: lmao
Rapping Gamer Supreme: Hey what up
EpicGamer: Hi!
Penny!: Hey wait Jimmy you forgot Kat and Ana!
JimmyDisco: they don't have phones I'm pretty sure
Spitzy Speed: and Orbulon
WARIO: They do have phones! I call them all the time to get them to do my work for me!
WARIO: I mean to help me with some jobs
JimmyDisco: bro you're still here?
WARIO: Of course I'm still here! How could you forget about me?
Best Witch in the World: easily
WARIO: Shut up Ashley your opinion doesn't count
RedDemonSlayer: Ashley...
WARIO: Make me admin Jimmy buddy
JimmyDisco: on it
JimmyDisco made WARIO an admin
WARIO added Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon, Kat (Ninja in Training!), and Ninja Ana
WARIO: There, all done!
JimmyDisco: bro I didn't know Orbulon had a phone that could be added to group chats
WARIO: It's included in his spaceship pig thingy I think
Rapping Gamer Supreme: This chat getting pretty big
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: 👍︎☟︎✌︎❄︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 💧︎✋︎☝︎☠︎✌︎☹︎💧︎ 👎︎☜︎❄︎☜︎👍︎❄︎☜︎👎︎
JimmyDisco: bro what
EpicGamer: Whoa did you mean to send that
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: ✋︎☠︎✋︎❄︎✋︎✌︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ✞︎☜︎☼︎✋︎☞︎✋︎👍︎✌︎❄︎✋︎⚐︎☠︎ 🏱︎☼︎⚐︎👍︎☜︎💧︎💧︎
Rapping Gamer Supreme: Must be some kind of secret code!
JimmyDisco: my guy can you talk normally pls
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: 👍︎⚐︎☠︎✞︎☜︎☼︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ☞︎⚐︎☠︎❄︎ ❄︎✡︎🏱︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ✞︎✌︎☹︎✋︎👎︎ ☟︎🕆︎💣︎✌︎☠︎ ☼︎☜︎✌︎👎︎✌︎👌︎☹︎☜︎ ✋︎☠︎☞︎⚐︎☼︎💣︎✌︎❄︎✋︎⚐︎☠︎
JimmyDisco: DUDE STOP
WARIO: Uh, maybe his phone's broken
JimmyDisco: thought you said it was his spaceship
WARIO: Oh yeah I did
JimmyDisco: you sure it's compatible with our phones pal
WARIO: Uhhh
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: HELLO EARTH FOLK CAN YOU INTERPRET THE CONTENTS OF THIS MESSAGE
JimmyDisco: oh good he's fine
Penny!: He still doesn't sound normal...
RedDemonSlayer: Isn't that just how he usually talks?
Penny!: Ohhhh yeahhhh
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: COMMUNICATION ATTEMPT SUCCESSFUL
JimmyDisco: bro we get it you don't have to report on your status in the chat
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: UNDERSTOOD I APOLOGIZE FOR FAILING TO TERMINATE THAT FUNCTION
Spitzy Speed: he's a handful
JimmyDisco: yeah but he's one of us!
Spitzy Speed: I guess?
JimmyDisco: WAIT just realised I actually forgot to add 5-Volt 💀 my bad
EpicGamer: Wait no don't add her
JimmyDisco added 5-Volt
5-Volt: Hello?
EpicGamer: Damnit Jimmy
5-Volt: 9-Volt watch your language!
EpicGamer: Sorry
5-Volt: Oh is this a group chat with all of your friends?
EpicGamer: I guess
5-Volt: Wonderful! ☺️
EpicGamer: Stop
5-Volt: EpicGamer deleted this message as an admin
Rapping Gamer Supreme: What is going on
EpicGamer: Jimmy make me admin
JimmyDisco: sure thing buddy
JimmyDisco made EpicGamer an admin
EpicGamer: Ok thanks
JimmyDisco: dang you really deleted that
JimmyDisco: she was just being nice my guy
EpicGamer: Shh
Karaoke Machine: Chatting frequencies detected
JimmyDisco: FINALLY I was wondering when he'd come online
Penny!: Hype
Spitzy Speed: you like him?
Penny!: SPITZ
Spitzy Speed: I mean he ain't bad but
Karaoke Machine: This party requires some music to liven things up
JimmyDisco: damn right
Penny!: Hit it second best singer in Diamond City!
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: SO ARE YOU EARTH FOLK INTO RADIOACTIVE CAROTENE LOGS
JimmyDisco: forgot you're still here
WARIO: Tried 'em before, bad tummy ache, would not have again
RedDemonSlayer: Dude what
Spitzy Speed: ah I'm gonna have to swap with Dribble soon
JimmyDisco: nice chatting
Spitzy Speed: make me admin I'll add him
JimmyDisco made Spitzy Speed an admin
Spitzy Speed added Dribble🚕
Spitzy Speed: thanks
Karaoke Machine: Voice message (2:56)
Penny!: YEAHHHH THIS IS MY JAM
JimmyDisco: it's...something
Mona❤️: Hi guys! What I miss
JimmyDisco: finally you're here
Spitzy Speed: didn't miss much
Spitzy Speed: where were you anyway I thought you'd be one of the first online
Mona❤️: Just finishing some work!
Penny!: What was it this time?
Mona❤️: Pizza delivery today! Also helping out at Club Joe
Spitzy Speed: in what order
Mona❤️: Same time
Spitzy Speed: what
Cricket-in-Training: Ummm why so many notifications?
JimmyDisco: nice the gang's all here
JimmyDisco: wait no Kat and Ana still haven't shown up
Penny!: Hi Cricket!
LuxevilleHero: HIIII CRICKET!!!!!!
JimmyDisco: oh forgot I added her
EpicGamer: Where you here the whole time?
LuxevilleHero: Yeah just waiting for the one and only Cricket to start talking
EpicGamer: *Were
Cricket-in-Training: Um is no one gonna answer?
Mastermantis: YOU DO NOT NEED AN ANSWER CRICKET YOU SURELY CAN FIGURE OUT YOURSELF THAT THIS IS A TEST OF YOUR ENDURANCE AND PERSEVERANCE
JimmyDisco: dang are we that bad
Cricket-in-Training: You're right, Master!
Cricket-in-Training: But uh, why caps lock?
Mastermantis: WHAT IS CAPS LOCK
EpicGamer: Lol
Mastermantis: ALSO WHY ARE ALL MY LETTERS BIG
Cricket-in-Training: Hit the caps lock key, Master
Mona❤️: It should be the button in the lower left, depending on your phone
Dribble🚕: yo wassup
Mona❤️: Oh hi Dribble!
Dribble🚕: just swapped over with Spitz he's driving now
JimmyDisco: sorry about earlier dog
Dribble🚕: it happens
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: WHAT A GRANDIOSE SENSATION OF COMMUNAL CHATTER I FEEL
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: EVERYONE DIGITALLY GATHERED WITHIN ONE PLACE
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: SO TO SPEAK
JimmyDisco: good for you bro
RedDemonSlayer: Hello again guys! Me and Ashley just finished a totally wacky adventure
Best Witch in the World: shut up
Dribble🚕: cool
Rapping Gamer Supreme: Must've been a totally short wacky adventure
RedDemonSlayer: You'll never believe this! We went to the realm of the ghosts and bought some incorporeal fast food!
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: HOW DOES AN EARTHLING SUCH AS YOURSELF CONSUME SUCH FOOD
Cricket-in-Training: Sounds delicious
LuxevilleHero: Looks like I gotta come with you on your next adventure
Cricket-in-Training: Orbulon how do you type that fast?
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: MY CONTRAPTIONS ARE BEYOND HUMAN UNDERSTANDING
RedDemonSlayer: Well, we ate them by turning incorporeal ourselves!
Mastermantis: Cricket do not be discouraged by this your training is sure to lead you to new heights and allow you to surpass anyone in terms of their speed
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: INDEED MY BELIEF IS PLACED WITHIN YOU HUMAN
Cricket-in-Training: Uh, thanks
RedDemonSlayer: Guys no offence but you kinda interrupted my dramatic story
Best Witch in the World: because it was boring
RedDemonSlayer: No it was very exciting!
LuxevilleHero: Wait incorporeal means tasty right?
RedDemonSlayer: Uh no it means you can't touch it
Best Witch in the World: actually it means composed of something other than physical matter
RedDemonSlayer: That
LuxevilleHero: Eh I changed my mind I don't actually wanna come with you
Best Witch in the World: good
RedDemonSlayer: Fair
Mastermantis: Anyway cricket why are you not back to your training
Cricket-in-Training: But Master, you're here too
Mastermantis: Yes training my typing so why arent you also training when you can be
Cricket-in-Training: Because resting is important!
Mastermantis: Cricket we have been over this many times there is a time and place for everything but not now
Cricket-in-Training: Wait actually I'm also training my typing!
Mastermantis: Oh my bad carry on then
Cricket-in-Training: hwnhpjy
Cricket-in-Training: Sorry I dropped what I was eating on my phone
Cricket-in-Training: Wait I mean I was excercising my fingers for a moment
Mastermantis: Marvellous
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: RED PLEASE RESUME YOUR STORYTELLING IT IS MOST INTRIGUING
RedDemonSlayer: Thanks! So then Ashley turned us incorporeal with a spell and we ordered 2 Megaburgers and Chilly Fries!
Best Witch in the World: red this is extremely boring
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: WOW THAT IS FASCINATING I WAS UNAWARE THAT THOSE ITEMS CAME IN INCORPOREAL VARIETIES
RedDemonSlayer: What do you know Ashley
Best Witch in the World: a lot more than you clearly
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: SO HOW DOES AN INCORPOREAL BEING SUCH AS YOURSELF TYPE
RedDemonSlayer: Uh, we aren't incorporeal anymore
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: INTRIGUING AND HOW DOES THAT WORK
RedDemonSlayer: Um, Ashley turned us back to normal?
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: INCREDIBLE THANK YOU FOR THAT INFORMATION THIS IS SURE TO COME IN HANDY IN MY PLAN TO TAKE OVER EARTH
RedDemonSlayer: Your plan to WHAT
Best Witch in the World: at least someone here is doing something productive
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: I HAVE MADE A SIZABLE DEAL OUT OF THESE PLANS PRECISELY HOW WERE YOU UNAWARE
Dribble🚕: yeah this is like all he talks about have you never hung out with him
RedDemonSlayer: I have I just didn't know this?!?! How are you guys so casual about this?!?!
Dribble🚕: relax he ain't actually gonna do it
RedDemonSlayer: But he just said he is?!?!??!!?
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: ALAS MY GRAND PLANS HAVE BEEN TAKING SEVERAL DECADES LONGER THAN EXPECTED TO COME TO FRUITION
Dribble🚕: besides we're his friends he wouldn't harm us
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: THAT IS PRECISELY CORRECT
RedDemonSlayer: Um I still don't really feel reassured but thanks I guess?
Karaoke Machine: I rate the success levels of my music at improving this party at 87.98%
Penny!: True
Dribble🚕: dude what does that even mean
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: AGREED WITH EXACT PRECISION
Mona❤️: Yeah!
LuxevilleHero: een at Park Street where he was purchasing meat dumplings from the stand. He used his left arm to lift them into his mouth which faintl
LuxevilleHero: WAIT NO NO NO DELETE THAT
LuxevilleHero: DIDN'T MEAN TO PASTE THAT HERE
LuxevilleHero: HOW TO DELETE MESSAGES
Mastermantis: Calm yourself young texter
JimmyDisco: well I'd say this has been a success
JimmyDisco: wait we're still missing someone
Cricket-in-Training: We are?
WARIO: ME, THE GREAT WARIO
Rapping Gamer Supreme: Kat and Ana I think
JimmyDisco: bruh I was gonna say "we're still missing someone" all mysterious like and then they'd show up why'd you have to spoil the surprise
EpicGamer: But they still haven't actually shown up yet
JimmyDisco: good point
WARIO: Hey, did you guys just ignore me?
Best Witch in the World: because you already showed up earlier unfortunately
JimmyDisco: brb ima dm Kat and Ana
Kat (Ninja in Training!): Hi everyone! What's going on here?
JimmyDisco: wait I don't have their numbers
Ninja Ana: Whose numbers?
JimmyDisco: Kat and Ana
Kat (Ninja in Training!): You mean us?
JimmyDisco: 💀 nvm
EpicGamer: Lmao
JimmyDisco: what took y'all so long you were like the last ones to join in
Ninja Ana: We were training intensively!
Kat (Ninja in Training!): Exactly! And now we finally have our ninja learners' permits!!!!!!!
JimmyDisco: wow really
Cricket-in-Training: Congratulations!
Penny!: WELL DONE!!!!!! 🥳
Ninja Ana: Um we got those like a year or two ago
Penny!: Oh
Kat (Ninja in Training!): Yeah but we printed off replicas today to put on our shelves as well cause we had some extra space!!!
Cricket-in-Training: Um, congrats anyway
Dribble🚕: ok so NOW everyone is here
JimmyDisco: yeah I'm pretty sure
EpicGamer: Epic
Mona❤️: Cool!
Crygor: Hi guys wHat is Going on here i Just was fINISHING up An experiment
Penny!: Hi grandpa!!
Karaoke Machine: Abort
JimmyDisco: okie dokie
Dribble🚕: on it
Crygor: What do You mean aBort
Penny!: Not sure
Crygor: Anyway Would yoU guys Like to HEar about my Experiment??
Crygor: Guys????
Crygor: guys
Penny!: I think you excited everyone so much they dropped their phones and ran to your lab!
Crygor: Why Yes i do sea a Approaching pink oBject on the horiZon
Crygor: Wait Is that smoke
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: SENDING DISTRESS SIGNAL TO CONTACTS SOS HELP PLEASE ASSIST
Crygor: *see
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: EMERGENCY SITUATION APPROXIMATELY LOCATED ABOVE THE COORDINATES OF CRYGOR'S LAB IN DIAMOND CITY
Crygor: Why Its coming Closer!
Penny!: Uhhh have fun grandpa I'll leave you to it
Crygor: What do You Meen
Crygor: Penny
Crygor: Penny where Did you go
Crygor: Mike
Crygor: Wario
Crygor: OrbUlon
Crygor: any Body
Crygor: hello
Crygor: The pink Thing is getting closer it must be A surprise ParTy for me mAybe??
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: RESPONSE DETECTED PLEASE APPROACH MY COORDINATES "Crygor"
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: WAIT I HAVE TRACKED YOUR PHONE LOCATION YOU APPEAR TO BE EXTREMELY NEAR TO MY COORDINATES
Crygor: what On earth are you saying
Crygor: why is that Pink Thing falling dirEctly into the WIndow
Crygor: PENNY your still their right i need You
Crygor: penny
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: EMERGENCY CRASH LANDING IN 3
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: 2
Crygor: What
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: 1
Crygor: Wait is That YOUR ship Orbulon??
Intergalactic Explorer Orbulon: CRASH LANDING TARGET LOCKED: "Crygor's Lab"
Crygor: wait No