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With a tch, Todomatsu rose from his seiza and yelled
"Shut your goddamn mouth, you fucking normie!"
Todomatsu's voice echoed across the room, booming over the music and probably resonating out of the bar.
"Huh?" Uchikawa raised a brow as he turned his head to Todomatsu
Todomatsu took a deep breath before raising his head from his chest and lunging into Uchikawa's face
"You heard me, you goddamn four-eyed, no bangs, SpongeBob-looking ass, fucking plaid shirt-wearing bitch! " Todomatsu shouted, spraying spit in the man's face
"What the-?" Uchikawa flinched
During this frenzy, Todomatsu's hands flapped around in a circle. "Just because you have some stupid ass job flipping papers doesn't you better than us, you man of good character!"
More sweat trickled from Uchikawa's brow "Wait, why did you compliment me?"
Todomatsu stepped closer, his eyes practically bulging from his sockets "Cock of the walk! Beak of the week!"
As soon as the tip of his shoe pressed against Uchikawa's, a hand clutched Todo's shoulder. Todomatsu turned his head to see Karamatsu standing behind him with eyes closed and brows knitted.
"Brother." Taking Totty's hand, Karamatsu tugged him back. "I think you've had too much to drink. Let's go."
Todomatsu tried to take one last lunge before Karamatsu hauled him off to the door. The whole way back he jerked about and flailed his arms around
In a frenzied glare, Todomatsu screamed at Uchikawa "This isn't over, normie village!"
In the distance with a blank face, Osomatsu watched Karamatsu drag Todomatsu away before grabbing with cup and turning to the bartender.
He said, his voice softer than normal "Can I have another beer?"
Uchikawa just stood there. What did hell just happen? Since when was Todomatsu so violent? And why did he call me a man of good character?