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SilverWolf created a chat
SilverWolf added Bladie and Mommymorphasis
SilverWolf renamed the chat to Slayeron Hunters
SilverWolf: hello everyone. I have created this chat so all the stelleron hunters can keep in contact while separate for our new mission
Bladie: why is it just us three
SilverWolf: because Sam and elio are BITCHES and don’t ever come to game night
SilverWolf: so they’re not getting added until they apologize
SilverWolf: anyway, I have created this chat on Kafkas request
Mommymorphasis: TO CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF MY SON
Bladie: wtf
SilverWolf: the chat name was also kafkas request
SilverWolf: and he’s not really your son
Mommymorphasis: THAT IS MY CHILD YOU ARE SPEAKING ABOUT
Bladie: can I get context
SilverWolf: elio script trailblazer astral express
Bladie: got it
Mommymorphasis: anyway, Bladie are you ready for the next part of the plan
Bladie: yep
Bladie: I am going to become a terrorist👍👍
SilverWolf: another day, another mission where I question Elios judgment
Mommymorphasis: we’re fiiine, besides bladies got another week at least before they get off that ice rock
Bladie: no stabbing? :(
SilverWolf: no we have to wait until they reach the xianzhou
Bladie: :(
SilverWolf: then as long as you stay on track and don’t dick off to go fulfill whatever is in your edgy past, you can stab danheng one(1) time
Bladie: :)
Mommymorphasis: just wait for me to give the signal and don’t get arrested
Group Chat: Astral Express Family
3/7 created the group chat Astral Express Family
3/7 added DanHeng, Mr. Yang, Himeko and 1 other to Astral Express Family
3/7: hiiii! I made a chat so we can talk to each other :D
TheTrailblazerest: cools
Himeko: well what’s up?
DanHeng: We have arrived on Jarilo-VI and are looking for civilization
TheTrailblazerest: it is very cold
Mr. Yang: as expected of the current Jarilo-VI
TheTrailblazerest: what is jarilo-VI I thought we were on Yarilo six
3/7: ….
TheTrailblazerest: I now realize my mistake. Carry on
DanHeng: Himeko can we give him back
Himeko: nope!
TheTrailblazerest: update: a very sus blue man is trying to rizz us up
Mr. Yang: what
DanHeng: sus= short for suspicious, rizz= verb/adjective meaning possessing charisma
3/7: what would we do without you dan heng!
DanHeng: I would say charge headfirst into reckless situations, but we’re doing that right now, so I suppose nothing different
3/7: …
3/7: nvm I take it back you can perish
TheTrailblazerest: update 2: blue man was indeed not trustworthy, we are now being apprehended by the police
Himeko: please remove yourself from this conflict peacefully
TheTrailblazerest: too late already chose violence
Mr. Yang: arrested in record time
Himeko: it was never this fast before caelus
TheTrailblazerest: what can I say I’m a trailblazer of many talents
3/7: whatever. we kicked their butts!
3/7: and now they’ll actually believe us that it was a misunderstanding
DanHeng: correction: I kicked their butts and you guys just stood there as moral support
TheTrailblazerest: but rules… were made to be brocken…🥺🥺🥺
3/7: hello Astral Express? My Dan Heng is unsatisfactory I would like to return him
Himeko: nope!! No returning your fellow trailblazers!
TheTrailblazerest: but why noooot
TheTrailblazerest: dan heng is being a meanie >:(
Himeko: because I said so and your stuck with us
TheTrailblazerest: like a true Astral Express Family
3/7: we’ve even got all the core family archetypes!
3/7: himeko’s the dad, Welts the mom
Mr. Yang: why am I the mom what gender roles are we pushing here
TheTrailblazerest: bc you have mom vibes duh
Mr. Yang: what does that even mean
Himeko: does that mean dan heng’s the son
DanHeng: no
DanHeng: I’d be the gay emo cousin
TheTrailblazerest: checks out
3/7: and I’d be the son! The hotshot!
3/7: who’s only dream🥺🥺🥺 is to be a star🥺🥺💫💫⭐️🌟
Himeko: Pom poms kinda like
Himeko: a fresh out of jail uncle
TheTrailblazerest: tru they’re so jumpy all the time
TheTrailblazerest: anyway that means I’m the last core archetype
TheTrailblazerest: the sassy aunt
3/7: who talks shit about everyone
TheTrailblazerest: exactly march gets me
Mr. Yang: this makes exactly no sense I am aging faster as you text
TheTrailblazerest: skill issue tbh
Mr. Yang: I give up
Himeko: well are you guys out of trouble
TheTrailblazerest: yup we met the president
Himeko: why are you three like this
DanHeng: I ask myself every day
3/7: we are just amazing like that
TheTrailblazerest: whatever before we turn in im gonna head back to the HSS hertas spamming me to test something