Penny's just trying to help Wanda and Vision get away from an overprotective Tony Stark. Loki might have the idea that they're on a double date. Loki also has unusual ideas about what a date entails. Tony can't let it go, though he might regret programming Friday to have a crush on Captain America.
This is inspired by Blackthorn14 and Wikketrikket's marvelous epistolary "Paternity Problems," wherein Penelope Parker is Tony Stark's biological daughter and is trying to build a relationship with him while being Spider Man and going to high school. It probably takes place after chapter 215.
I used rainproof and teaberryblue's "1796 Broadway" for help formatting a phone's spy software eavesdropping.
The last words go first.
Dear Tony,
Really, Tony? Really? I thought Ultron was over the top, but you just keep finding new ways to disappoint. Spying on your children? I hope you’re ashamed of yourself. There was some extra commentary attached. I left it in. It serves you right.
Steve.
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