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LIFE IN PLASTIC IS FANTASTIC
MARGAERY created a groupchat
MARGAERY added SANSA, ARYA, ROBB, THEON, JON and BRAN
MARGAERY named the groupchat ‘LIFE IN PLASTIC IS FANTASTIC’
Robb: what is this
Jon: another groupchat???
Arya: jon will need three week days to recover from being here this long minute
Bran: i have to agree though
Bran: >another< groupchat?
Robb: someone tell me what is this
Margaery: we’re all seeing barbie<3
Margaery: dust off the good old pink suits in your closets
Margaery: (i mean it, we’re all wearing pink)
Sansa: as you can see, nothing here is optional
Sansa: you >are< going and you’re doing it wearing >pink<
Sansa: questions?
Arya: actually yes
Arya: I had planned to go with my boyfriend?
Margaery: oh, no problem at all, just add gendry here and he’ll be part of the dreamhouse
Margaery: the same goes for anyone else who had plans with someone already
Bran: oh nice
BRAN added MEERA
ARYA added GENDRY
Gendry: what’s going on
Meera: ^^^^
Sansa: we’re all watching barbie together
Sansa: release date
Gendry: I thought we were going as in a date, arya?
Arya: we can still do that too
Margaery: yes, do that TOO
Margaery: love that
Jon: oh, I wanted to see Opperheimer though
Margaery: ew why
Theon: tf is an opperheimer
Theon: is that like a beer?
Theon: sounds a lot like heineken to me
Sansa: no it doesn’t?
Arya: you did not just say that theon 💀
ROBB > THEON
Robb: [screencap]
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Theon: I was obviously joking arya
Theon: of course I know that Opperheimer is the nolan movie about the creation of the atomic bomb
Jon: right
Jon: anyway I had thought of going to that?
Gendry: yeah, I wanted to see that too
Sansa: boohoo
Margaery: guys omg.
Bran: here it comes
Margaery: we could have the full barbienheimer experience!!!
Margaery: and see both of the movies
Sansa: I’m gonna be very honest with you, marg
Sansa: I’m very tired of pretending I care about this bomb movie
Arya: 💀💀💀
Arya: we can just go together and everyone chooses if they want to see both or just one
Robb: theon and I are not going to watch barbie
Robb: that’s lame
Margaery: no robb, you’re lame
Robb: and we’re not going with you cause I don’t us to be seen together
Meera: you’re literally all siblings
Arya: and it’s okay for you to be seen with theon? make it make sense
Theon: jon can I borrow one of your 8272 leather jackets?
Jon: why don’t you ask your boyfriend? he has one from when he played the lead in our school’s production of grease
Robb: yeah and I’m obviously gonna wear it so it’s not available
Jon: good mother
RICKON > ARYA
Rickon: hey are you still taking me and shireen to the mall like you promised?
Rickon: mom said someone needs to drive us
Arya: oh shit I forgot about that
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Arya: rickon is going
Bran: noooooooooooo
Bran: is he even allowed to watch any of the movies
Bran: isn’t he like 5
Meera: babe, you’re literally the closest to him in age
Margery: chill brandon
Margaery: sure he can go
ARYA added RICKON
Rickon: what
Rickon: we already have a siblings groupchat?
Sansa: yes but this is the expanded version
Sansa: we’re all seeing barbie
Rickon: what? everyone? together? at once?
Robb: minus theon and I
Robb: we’re seeing oppenheimer
Arya: okay robb we got that already
Robb: rickon didn’t? he wasn’t here before?
Sansa: some of us (them) are seeing that oppenheimer movie too (snooze)
Arya: and some of us are seeing both
Margaery: anywayyyy yes we’re all going together
Rickon: why tho
Sansa: I can’t believe you have to ask this
Sansa: for the group pics obviously
Bran: obviously
Rickon: arya do I have to?
Rickon: can’t you just drive us somewhere before you go?
Arya: why don’t you just come with us??
Rickon: and have you making fun of me all the time?
Rickon: no thank you
Gendry: it’s okay rick we won’t comment on you and your girlfriend
Rickon: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
Arya: sure sure
Arya: anyway you’re coming too
Sansa: yesssss more pink for the picturesss
Rickon: what
Margaery: we’re all wearing pink
Robb: I do have a new pink polo shirt
Bran: yikes
Sansa: I thought you weren’t seeing barbie?
Robb: oh yeah
Jon: I’m not wearing pink
Sansa: don’t ruin the vibe jon
Jon: I don’t own anything pink
Gendry: me neither tbh
Arya: we can find you something
Sansa: you can borrow robb’s pink polo
Gendry: first of all
Gendry: I’d rather die
Rickon: sdjkahfdkajskjakdjask
Bran: ouch
Gendry: second of all, I don’t think it would fit me anyway
Meera: gendry you’re making your girlfriend blush
Arya: I’m not??
Sansa: you are
Robb: thanks sansa you just got me humiliated
Bran: somehow I don’t think your ego will suffer that much
Robb: OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH
Margaery: gendry, why don’t you check with your uncle if he has something you could borrow?
Theon: stannis wearing pink?? oh that must be funny
Theon: will you wear a pink button-up gendry?
Sansa: marg means renly, theon
Theon: oh
Theon: no fun then
Margaery: renly will be crushed to know he was called no fun in a situation stannis was the funny one
Gendry: it’s worth the check
Sansa: yesssss
Sansa: now back to jon
Jon: no.
GENDRY > RENLY
Gendry: hey
Gendry: do you own anything pink that I could borrow?
Gendry: we’re seeing barbie and everyone’s wearing pink
Renly: oh I got just the thing
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Margaery: cmonnnnn jon
Sansa: you can’t ruin our group pictures!!
Jon: so I won’t appear on the pictures
Jon: I can take them
Arya: you’re no fun
Gendry: talked to renly, he has something
Sansa: see?? even gendry is joining!
Gendry: hey what does “even gendry” means??
Bran: you just said you didn’t own anything pink
Gendry: …
Gendry: got it
Jon: I’m not even sure I’m seeing barbie yet
Sansa: I hate to repeat myself but
Sansa: boohoo
Arya: gendry what about myrcie
Gendry: oh fuck i forgot
Gendry: can she join? she will be pissed if she finds out everyone went without her
Arya: she did say it was her moment
Gendry: she said, and I quote, she’s literally barbie
Margaery: of course she can come
Sansa: I mean, most of us are taking siblings so why couldn’t you?
MARGAERY added PODRICK
Bran: myrcella is looking very different all of the sudden
Sansa: 😑
Podrick: hi guys
Arya: how did you end up here?
Margaery: he asked to join
GENDRY added MYRCELLA
Myrcella: hello??
Podrick: hi myrcella
Margaery: hi, dear!
Margaery: just to shorten the story, we’re all seeing barbie on the release day and we’re all wearing pink
Margaery: anyone have any questions?
Bran: actually yes
Bran: shouldn’t we just check if we can rent a whole room
Sansa: we can’t afford it
Gendry: you’re all rich I had no idea you guys even had a budget
Jon: I will not even dignify your accusation with an answer
Margaery: okay so
Margaery: Sansa and I, Gendry and Arya, Bran and Meera, Rickon and Shireen, Jon, Podrick, Myrcella?
Jon: I’m still not sure
Sansa: well, jon, you have to decide, we need to buy tickets
Sansa: and we’ll probably need your car too
Robb: what movie theater are you guys going to?
Margaery: I think the bigger one makes sense since there’s a lot of us
Margaery: they’ll probably have more tickets
Sansa: which btw we will take care of
Sansa: we’re telling you guys soon about time and who’s picking you
Theon: well, since we ain’t joining you
Theon: I guess that farewell
THEON left the groupchat
Arya: that seems excessive
Jon: no, no, he’s got a point
Arya: yes jon we know you have an irrational fear of groupchats
Jon: i deem it very rational
Robb: I have to agree with jon though
Robb: too many groupchats
Robb: bye
ROBB left the groupchat
Margaery: apparently there’s no tickets anymore
Margaery: so we’re going to a smaller theater
Sansa: I guess that one further from town probably still has tickets
Rickon: I thought you said not to worry about the tickets?
Sansa: well, yes, marg and I are on it
Rickon: then talk about it on private so we don’t have to worry
Sansa: okay rude
LIFE IN PLASTIC IS FANTASTIC
Arya: okay gendry, i’m coming to get you in 20 minutes
Arya: we’re getting shireen on the way
Margaery: did the poor girl even have a saying in the movie she’s seeing?
Rickon: of course she did!! fuck off
Sansa: oi! quit being rude to my girlfriend!
Margaery: thanks babe
Margaery: is jon with you guys?
Arya: nope he said he’d meet us there
Margaery: how mysterious
Arya: anyway i’m leaving
Arya: gendry BE READY
GENDRY > RENLY
Gendry: I should already be ready!!!!!
Gendry: arya is picking me up soon
Gendry: where are you???
Renly: marg said the movie only starts at dusk? it’s 3pm??
Gendry: we’re seeing oppenheimer before
Gendry: I told you this!!
Renly: SORRY I FORGOT
Renly: so marg is only watching barbie later?
Gendry: yes, exactly
Renly: then I’ll tell her to pick your stuff here before she meets you there
Gendry: okay fine
Gendry: but don’t forget or she will kill me
Gendry: and sansa too!
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Arya: GUYS
Arya: YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT
Arya: I’M SEEING WITH MY OWN EYES AND I STILL DON’T BELIEVE IT
Sansa: what what what
Arya: [picture]
Sansa: JON??
Meera: OH MY GODS
Margaery: I thought he said he didn’t own any pink?????
Bran: apparently he owns the entire color pink
Meera: I never thought I’d see Jon Snow dressed in shorts, let alone PINK SHORTS
Sansa: I NEED TO SEE THIS WITH MY OWN EYES
Bran: how did this even happen?
Gendry: he brought satin
Gendry: satin said he should fucking commit
Margaery: he took satin 😍😍😍😍
Sansa: oh my godsssss 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Sansa: and he didn’t say a thing
Sansa: I don’t even know why I’m surprised
Arya: okay, movie’s starting
Arya: see you guys on the other side
Sansa: it’s so earlyyyy
Sansa: they’re truly committing to the barbienheimer bit
Margaery: I would too if you had let me
Sansa: pls babe you don’t care about this movie either
Margaery: I would do it for the bit!!
Podrick: it’s not worth it, marg
Podrick: it’s a three hour depressing movie, you shouldn’t do it for the meme
Sansa: thank you, pod!!!!
Margaery: fine fine
Margaery: babe i’m going there so you can make my hair
Sansa: and so you can drive jon’s car
Margaery: yes, that too
Myrcella: you’re telling me sansa still can’t drive?
Sansa: yes 😭
Margaery: yes 😡
Bran: yes 😐
Podrick: oh touchy subject
Myrcella: forget I asked
Podrick: is everyone going to fit?
Sansa: yes!! jon’s car is bigger and has more places, that’s why we wanted his car
Myrcella: i have just one question
Margaery: shoot it
Myrcella: how pink is too pink?
Margaery: IT’S NEVER TOO PINK
Sansa: IT’S NEVER TOO PINK
Myrcella: this is my dream coming true
Myrcella: I think I want to be here forever
Bran: sansa have you seen robb?
Sansa: he said he was going to theon’s and then the movies
Sansa: he even left with a backpack, I think he was getting ready there
Meera: I can’t believe you’re texting your sister while you’re at the same house
Bran: it was closer 🙁
Bran: this house is too big 😣
Bran: please don’t be disappointed with me? 😭
Margaery: sweet mother
Meera: I’m not
Bran: 😮💨 okay
Sansa: I’ve never seen bran using so many emojis before
Sansa: or having that many expressions tbh
Sansa: anyway, we’ll let you guys know when we’re leaving the house
Sansa: see you soon
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Arya: movie’s over guys
Arya: we’re waiting for you in front
Arya: we’re the group of six with two stubborn boys in black
Arya: 😤
Gendry: i told you marg is bringing me my pink 😣
Rickon: and i told you my pink sunglasses are more than enough
Sansa: we’re leaving the house now
Sansa: meera, we’re going there first
Sansa: then pod, then myrcie
Myrcella: already ready and waiting 💖
Podrick: ready as well
Rickon: IT HAPPENED AGAIN GUYS
Sansa: ?? what
Rickon: [picture]
Sansa: is that robb??
Rickon: proudly wearing a pink polo shirt under a leather jacket, yes
Margaery: who’s that lesbian with him?
Arya: theon
Meera: my gods today just gets better and better
Sansa: what are they doing there??
Sansa: and why is theon dressed like a lesbian???
Bran: watching barbie, I can only suppose
SANSA added ROBB
SANSA added THEON
Sansa: so you guys are seeing barbie after all?
Robb: what? no??
Arya: robb, we’re literally seeing you and theon wearing pink in front of the theater
Theon: damn
Theon: what are you guys even doing here
Robb: yeah I thought you said you were going to that other place?
Sansa: we were, but they didn’t have enough tickets for all of us
Sansa: which is excellent news of right now 😄😄😄
Sansa: because we caught you on the act 😄😄😄
Theon: fuck you
Arya: bold words coming from a man dressed as a lesbian
Margaery: why are you dressed as a lesbian, greyjoy?
Theon: why aren’t you, tyrell?
Sansa: how do you know what she’s wearing?
Theon: she posted on instagram
Sansa: and where did you get a pink flannel? I’ve never seen you wearing this
Robb: he borrowed from yara
Margaery: that actually answers my question
Sansa: oh my gods meera and bran have matching shirts 😭
Sansa: why didn’t I think of that??
ARYA added SHIREEN
Arya: welcome to the wildness
Arya: we will not blame you if you run after an hour
Shireen: I think it’s safe to say I’m used to the stark wildness by now
Bran: oh are you?
Bran: because I was born into it and I don’t think I am
Robb: ^^^^^
Shireen: yeah but I was born in the midst of uncle robert’s parties and uncle renly’s soirees
Gendry: ^^^^^
Myrcella: ^^^^^^^^
Bran: fair
Sansa: okay, we just caught pod
Sansa: myrcie, we’re coming
ARYA > SANSA
Arya: you need to tell me if podrick will hit on myrcella
Sansa: oh??
Arya: gendry said that’s why he asked to come
Sansa: it all makes sense now
Sansa: he really just asked after marg said out loud that she was joining us
Sansa: how did I not see before
Arya: oh my godssss
Arya: gendry and I have a bet to see if he asks her out before or after the movie
Arya: keep me update
Sansa: I certainly will
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Sansa: NO ONE IS READY FOR MYRCELLA
Sansa: SHE’S LOOKING LIKE A GODDESS
Sansa: SHE UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT
Sansa: EVERYONE ELSE LOST THE BARBIE DAY
Rickon: will you show us already??
Margaery: [picture]
Margaery: hello??
Arya: the hat?? a >statement<
Arya: an amazing one
Gendry: is she wearing--
Myrcella: the chanel boots? yes I am
Gendry: this is your fault, sansa and margaery!!
Gendry: you said there wasn’t a limit to the pink
Gendry: it was a mistake!!!
Myrcella: don’t throw off my groove, gendry
Bran: beware the groove!
Rickon: to be fair
Rickon: it looks like myrcella thinks we’re going to the eras tour
Shireen: we’re not? 😕
Rickon: oh no
Shireen: I thought of getting you a karma shirt
Arya: first of all
Arya: NEVER BEATING THE DATING ALLEGATIONS
Arya: second of all, don’t you dare, shireen
Arya: I was getting gendry that shirt
Gendry: it’s sweet of you to think I can afford taylor swift tickets, love
Arya: it goes with the shirt
Gendry: are you telling me you already bought the tickets?
Arya: yes I am
Meera: okaaaay
Meera: how was the movie?
Meera: robb, theon, did you watch it too?
Rickon: it was pretty amazing
Robb: yes we already watched it
Arya: really? I didn’t see you guys in the room
Robb: I think ours started earlier
Robb: we actually came to see it and since we’re already here, we’re seeing barbie too
Arya: I see
Arya: well, yes, the movie was pretty good
Rickon: yo that man has some creepy eyes
Rickon: someone get him some brown lenses asap
Sansa: rickon you have the same eye color?
Rickon: BUT IT’S CREEPY ON HIM
Arya: you’re exaggerating
Arya: I think his eyes are pretty
Rickon: ofc you do
Rickon: gendry’s are the same
Gendry: are you calling me creepy??
Rickon: yes
Rickon: you’re terrifying
Arya: shireen’s eyes are exactly like gendry’s
Arya: are you calling your girlfriend creepy??
Rickon: hers are pretty!!
Rickon: also, she’s not my girlfriend!!
Shireen: I’m not rickon’s girlfriend
Rickon: also, shireen doesn’t creepily stare at my sister like you do
Arya: ew rickon don’t say it like that
Gendry: I don’t do that
Rickon: yes you do!
Rickon: you just did it!!!
Arya: you’re not even with us right now??
Arya: you can’t see us from the bathroom?
Rickon: but I know it
Jon: please guys arrive already
Jon: I can’t take this anymore
Sansa: marg just parked so be ready for the group pics
Margaery: also, gendry, be ready for the arrival of your pink
Gendry: thank the gods
Gendry: and thanks marg
Margaery: don’t thank me yet
Margaery: wait to see what renly sent you
Gendry: uh oh
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Sansa: [picture]
Sansa: [picture]
Sansa: [picture]
Sansa: [picture]
Sansa: [picture]
Shireen: I can’t decide who has the best look
Meera: it’s true, while I love myrcie’s pink sparkly boots ans matching cowboy hat, it’s hard to compete with jon snow in pink shorts
Sansa: but your “she’s barbie” shirt going with bran’s “he’s just ken”??
Sansa: we have to mention that!!
Jon: I don’t know, the pink feathery thingy around gendry’s neck is the best thing ever
Bran: I have to agree, I feel like I’m a better man for seeing that vision
Margaery: renly did a lot for us without even knowing
Arya: what about theon?? he’s cosplaying weird barbie!
Theon: what did I ever do to you
Arya: a lot of things actually
Margaery: rickon, dear, would it hurt you to smile for a picture?
Shireen: thank you, marg!! I’ve been asking the same for a while now
Rickon: please, be happy that I >am< in the picture
Shireen: urgh you’re impossible
Arya: you know what I don’t get?
Arya: if rickon isn’t your boyfriend, shireen, then why did you say you were getting him that karma shirt?
Arya: the song is literally “karma is my boyfriend”
SHIREEN left the groupchat
Meera: oh?
Bran: is rickon blushing??
Bran: RICKON IS BLUSHING GUYS
Rickon: shut up
Rickon: and fyi, she didn’t mean it like that
Bran: what did she mean, then? that you’re a goddamn acrobat?
RICKON left the groupchat
Arya: oh my gods
Jon: I hope this means they’re finally becoming official
Jon: everybody knows
Sansa: speaking of which
Sansa: are you and satin official?
Jon: we’re officially something
Jon: which is why I will not commit the mistake of involving him with your groupchats yet
Sansa: 😤 fine
Arya: soooo
Arya: robb, theon, what did you think about oppenheimer?
Robb: it was good?
Theon: I thought we were past that
Arya: well, you weren’t present when we were discussing it
Robb: as it was mentioned, it was good
Theon: very interesting
Gendry: what did you guys think about the way it treated minorities? because I personally thought there was a big opening for a discussion that wasn't pushed, probably because they wasted so much time with the science of the construction of the bomb. a pity, right?
Theon: exactly, exactly
Robb: I couldn’t agree more
Arya: I KNEW IT
Arya: YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT
Arya: YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT
Arya: GENDRY JUST SAID A BUNCH OF WORDS AND YOU FELL FOR IT
Robb: …
Theon: FINE
Theon: WE WENT TO BARBIE ONLY
Theon: AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
Theon: IT WAS BLOODY BRILLIANT
Robb: I’M ROBB AND I’M ENOUGH
Robb: WE DID LOVE THE KENERGY
Robb: RYAN GOSLING IS HOT AS FUCK
Robb: THEON CRIED
Robb: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? SUE US??
Theon: should we rename the boys gc to mojo dojo casa house?
Gendry: no?
Robb: done
Podrick: they had a point, though
Podrick: horses are great
Margaery: what is going on?
Meera: I feel like I fell into a parallel universe
Sansa: you guys really missed the entire point of the movie, didn’t you?
Arya: sansa, I love you for trying
Arya: but you must know it’s pointless
Sansa: yes 😭
Theon: I mean it guys
Theon: I deeply related, you know?
Theon: that’s why I cried
Theon: I too understand the pain of living a life of blonde fragility
Jon: you’re not blonde?
Theon: shut up jon
Theon: I’m having a moment
Bran: you’re also not pretty enough to relate to ken
Robb: EXCUSE YOU HE IS
Theon: I LITERALLY PULLED OFF ROBB STARK
Gendry: does anyone else feel like allan is literally jon?
Sansa: YES
Margaery: ABSOLUTELY
Arya: oh my fucking gods!!!
Meera: you’re so right
Jon: 😔😔
Gendry: you just proved my point, bro
Myrcella: you guys are really something
Myrcella: please invite me for the next one
Myrcella: also, podrick, do you want to go out some time?
Podrick: oh
Podrick: sure, I’d love to
Myrcella: nice, I’ll text you
MYRCELLA left the groupchat
Podrick: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Arya: well, >that< wasn’t what I anticipated
Gendry: I guess we both lost that one
Podrick: lost what?
Arya: nothing, nothing
Arya: you go, pod!
Podrick: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Jon: well, now that we’ve watched the movie
Jon: I will finally do what I’ve been wanting to do for a long long time
JON left the groupchat
Sansa: my gods he hates us
ARYA > JON
Arya: just so you know, that picture is going to the Stark Hall of Fame
Arya: I’ll make t-shirts for everyone
Arya: and mugs
Arya: it’ll be on our christmas card
Arya: no one will ever forget your pink shorts. ever.
Jon: I hate you so much.