Work Text:
god has abandoned us all
Class E (minus the octopus)
(3:46 AM) nakamura:
yo does anyone have the math homework
(3:47 AM) muramatsu:
hey homie what the fuck?
(3:47 AM) nakamura:
what
(3:48 AM) kataoka;
Nakamura, do you even realize what time it is?
(3:50 AM) nakamura:
hell no
im high off tylenol lololol
(3:51 AM) okuda:
I am once again forced to remind you that “high off tylenol” is not an appropriate wording for you taking 3 tylenol pills…
Also, please go to sleep!!
(3:51 AM) nakamura:
so.. math homework.. yes or nay?..
(3:52 AM) sugino:
watch me nay.. watch me nay-nay…
(3:53 AM) hazama:
its “nae” you fucking idiots.
also, shut the fuck up and go to sleep.
(3:53 AM) nakamura:
yes Hazama, so sorry Hazama
(3:53 AM) sugino:
we are so sorry for disturbing your sleep Hazama
going to sleep now
(3:54 AM) nakamura:
yup going to sleep now
goodnight
(3:55 AM) hazama:
goodnight.
(8:05 AM) isogai:
not even going to question what happened.
good morning !
(8:06 AM) itona:
did you know you can sell a pint of blood for $337 in the us?
(8:06 AM) kataoka:
god i hate this class.
(8:08 AM) karma:
btw, while we're on topic, did yall see koyama’s ugly headass today
(8:08 AM) nagisa:
this is not on topic at all
but yes
(8:09 AM) maehara:
LMAO I DID
i need to bleach my eyes now…
(8:10 AM) kanzaki:
he should not be allowed to walk on campus like that!!
(8:10 AM) kaede:
ur so right kanzaki!!! asano should put a ban on ugly people!!!
(8:11 AM) nakamura:
he kinda looks like ratatouille
(8:12 AM) hayami:
“ Nychetchetchet” fucking rat headass
(8:14 AM) sugino:
ayoo what's the beef with my man ratatouille 😔
(8:15 AM) mimura:
please shut up, sugino.
no offense bro <3
(8:16 AM) sugino:
bro <3
(8:17 AM) yoshida:
please.. shut the fuck up..
(8:18 AM) karma:
why don't you talk to me like this, nagisa? 😢😔😔
(8:18 AM) nagisa:
no
also
ms. bitch entered like 5 minutes ago
we need a goddamn break
hori-ri, yuma, meg<3, nagi
(11:00 AM) hori-ri:
okay so let's just say hypothetically, we poison him
(11:00 AM) yuma:
no?? what the fuck
(11:01 AM) hori-ri:
okay but why not
(11:02 AM) meg <3:
because?? it's literally illegal??
(11:03 AM) hori-ri:
nagisa back me up here
(11:04 AM) nagi:
im sorry, who are we trying to poison???
(11:04 AM) hori-ri:
takaoka.
(11:05 AM) nagi:
I thought he was arrested?
(11:07 AM) yuma:
he was, but itona keeps insisting that we go and pay him a little “visit.”
(11:08 AM) meg <3:
we should have kept him away from karma.. I knew this would eventually happen..
(11:08 AM) hori-ri:
talking about karma, what's up with you two huh, nagisa
(11:10 AM) nagi:
what.
i am not inlove with karma.
(11:10 AM) yuma:
who said you were inlove with karma
🤨
( 11:11 AM) hori-ri:
you're always on about that shit. like u know how i told you that i'd be willing to kill for you in a heartbeat
(11:12 AM) nagi:
wait no i didn't. why would i ever ask that of you
(11:13 AM) hori:
just answer my fucking question already
(11:15 AM) nagi:
wow ohmygod look at the time. i gotta get to class.
(11:15 AM) meg <3:
GET BACK HERE LUNCH ISN’T OVER