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Part 4 of Sekiro shitposting
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2023-09-02
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2023-09-02
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Emma and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Summary:

what if all the events of the game happened in the same day, from emma's point of view

Notes:

got fired from the job, so i have the time to write the emma shitpost, ideally going to have a chapter covering all major events that happen near ashina castle.
and yeah this chapter is so short because there isnt much to say about the prologue

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Silvergrass Field 1

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------------Near the Silvergrass field---------------

Sculptor: so that homeless looking guy is the ninja of the divine child, doesnt look like much

Emma:pot calling kettle black, but yes that is the guy, dont know why lord isshin was so insistant to free him

Sculptor:something about seeing if he learned Owl's swordsmanship given that he clearly didnt learn how to dress stylish

Emma:well seeing as genichiro is currently beating his ass, he didnt learn either and seriosly Owl stylish?

Sculptor:Yeah the guy looked at a mirror so much that we almost called him peacock, and no fucking way is his precious student losing

Emma:also he just lost his arm, god how bad do you have to be to lose to genichiro "cant train now because im styling my hair" ashina

Sculptor: HAHAHAHAH NO FUCKING WAY, LIKE HOW SHIT IS THE BASTARD TRAINING TO HAVE HIS ONLY SON LOSE SO BAD, Im getting drunk to celebrate this

Emma:hey dont run away, help me pick up the bastard aand he is gone.

Emma:of course let the only doctor carry the almost corpse, not like i have to treat 20 persons after this

Notes:

this shit unfunny as fuck but it was either this or writing a golden age berserk fic

next update when i get my severance pay

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