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"Miku Miku Miku Dance!" sang a girl with absurdly long hair, slowly undressing during a concert. A stray drop of white fluid appears out of a space time distortion. One boy stood up.
"I SEE NIPPLES!" he screams, instantly whipping out his two inch dick and fapping up a storm. Every male within a zillion miles did the same, and the world was flooded by a sea of cum.
Then a shota trap called Len took a glass, filled it with the cum, and had a 'milkshake'. He then puked into the cum, where Nemo swam up and ate it. He died.
Rin then pissed in Len's drink, because the author has a shameless pee fetish. Len drank it up and then anally fucked Rin for twelve days. They then puked, because they only had cum to drink, and by then it had begun to stink.
Kaito was playing chess with a shark, until the last bit of logic was used to ensure both their deaths.
Miku is now a kilometre high, very fat, and is eating the human race. She leaves a trail of blue shit behind her, filled with bones.
She then flopped on her back and exploded, showering the universe in blood and cum.
Rin and Len have bought a house on the sun, and are currently spending their days having their faces melted, screaming in agony, because the author has more than one fetish.
The year is now seven million billion, and Oliver is wanking on the moon, shooting 'angeldust' across space and time. He constantly fucks his face with his bird, and shoves it up his arse when done. The bird also enjoys drinking from daddy Olivers 'spout' when he's thirsty. Also, the author does not have an animal fetish. Just furries and futanaris.
The sun has been duplicated.
God then came to Earth and had a massive orgy with everyone, even the Pope!
You have now finished reading the best fanfiction you've (n)ever read.