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Gwen is riding the high of an awesome interaction when she meets Wade and Jeff at New Staten Island.
(Wade might be annoying and too meme-y, but they get along to make sure that Jeff stays in publication)
(She tells them everything)
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[Wade says hi, readers! Welcome to the start of his epic chatfic (oh wait that hasn't been started yet--c'mon writer, get to work)]
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Jeff is excited to see her and Gwen gets distracted a bit telling him about all her adventures. Wade brings her back to what happened earlier when he asks about shared casting.
Gwen shares what she knows, but she always preferred the comics to the movies (despite this, even she knows the actress playing Sansa Stark was cast to play a younger Jean Grey in the new x-men movies).
Wade has a devious glint in his eye. They end up discussing possibilities in more depth (they do not know that Westeros is ancient history).
Wade, in his capacity of King of New Staten Island, has decided to create a groupchat with the people they figured out (he wanted to write a chatfic, but has decided to create a situation where the fic will write itself).
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[Wade would like the readers to know that he knows all, and that this will be infinitely funnier than anything he could come up with on his own (the writer doesn't know what she's getting into)]
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Jeff is a happy shark (when Gwen visits he gets extra cuddles and tasty treats). He is oblivious to the storm that is coming.